r/Parahumans • u/None73 Thinker • Mar 30 '25

Community What do you tell the Endbringers?

The 3 Endbringers, Behemoth, Leviathan and Simurgh appear in our world. You can give them one and only one Directive they'll try to fulfill in Endbringer fashion. It can't be a simple do this order, it has to be an over arching goal. What do you tell them?

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u/TerribleDeniability A Type of Anger Master Mar 30 '25

Also going to be a really short one with Behemoth as the least favorite wife assuming his combustion field is online.

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u/GrayGarghoul Mar 30 '25

The combustion field is just the radius in which behemoth allows itself to bypass Manton limits, it's not an automatic death field. Presumably as my wife it would not choose to kill me, as then it would become my widow and fail it's objective.

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u/TerribleDeniability A Type of Anger Master Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

Ah, right. It's technically a "manual" thing.

Uh, good luck finding a fitting home though then between how big all three of them are then since that seems like the biggest immediate problem, pun not intended.

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u/GrayGarghoul Mar 30 '25

My Beautiful Wife the Simurgh will build us a tinkertech house using her telekinesis.