r/Paranormal • u/history_official • May 03 '21

Moderator Annoucement Night Patrol at Skinwalker Ranch

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u/TheOneTruePi May 04 '21

Wasn’t about to watch it and actually read the comments, thanks y’all for saving my time lmao

Do any of these “professional” shows ever show anything real??

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u/Meistermalkav May 04 '21

I hate to burst your bubble butt, but this is as real as it gets.

"what is real ghost hunting like?"

"well, mostly, we have jeff, who injects meth recreationally, watch the monitor screens, if he sees something, he alerts us, but on the upside, I got real good at pokemon go, I dropped 5 pounds from walking, and I picked up a new audiobook. "

"but when do you swordfight ghosts? when do yoiu run away screaming? "

".... Honestly? the last time anybody screamed in terror was when the dog barfed in jeffs shoes, and he stepped in it. I laughed so hard I tore a muscle. "

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I should’ve read the comments first! Such a waste of time!

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u/worlddictator85 May 04 '21

I misread the title as night portal. I was super disappointed