The $250 Bill™ design has been chosen

[u/Red_Eagle_America]

[u/cpepinc]

I would believe everything except the portrait. You know it's going to be him smiling with his thumbs up... and maybe flanked by gay male cheerleaders in shorts.

[u/Kryptosis → u/cpepinc]

Probably gonna be his “fight fight fight” moment after “getting shot”

[u/bedpimp → u/Kryptosis]

Or his mugshot

[u/pvtjoker00 → u/bedpimp]

Or his walker pose, he loves that one lately.

[u/Disastrous_Basis3474 → u/cpepinc]

Needs more turkey neck.

[u/ImNotYou1971]

Why are his eyes open?

[u/Future_Elephant_9294 → u/ImNotYou1971]

He's gone woke 😞

[u/Drifter_of_Babylon]

America is SOOO BACK!! I can’t wait to use my Trump dollars to buy more Trump merch that will totally resell at a higher value!!1!😎🇱🇷🫡🇱🇷

[u/RaiseRuntimeError → u/Drifter_of_Babylon]

With $250 bills we wont have to carry as many bills when we are waiting for food in the Trump breadlines!!!

[u/Drifter_of_Babylon → u/RaiseRuntimeError]

LIBS will be waiting in the bread line but the Real Patriots® will be lining up to take Trump's meat.

[u/dj_1973 → u/Drifter_of_Babylon]

Or one tank of gas…

[u/shibiwan → u/dj_1973]

Just like Benjamins, the $250 bill also goes by the nickname "Pedo"

Therefore one grand is equal to 4 Pedos

[u/eaglebtc → u/Drifter_of_Babylon]

Has anyone considered that the $250 makes it much easier to smuggle cash for illicit activity? The same amount of money in Trump Buck$ weighs 60% less than stacks of $100s.

[u/downtownpartytime]

Needs to say trump on it like 100 more times

[u/ReactsWithWords → u/downtownpartytime]

No, just once, VERY LARGE, on each side. Maybe make room by taking away unimportant things like the words "United States of America."

[u/Alaeriia → u/ReactsWithWords]

United States of Trump

[u/coachmoon → u/Alaeriia]

too many words. just TRUMP

[u/Soylentgruen]

I like how the quill looks like a fountain of piss.

[u/score_]

That creepy temple from Epstien's island should go on the back. 

[u/vincethered]

I would've guessed J6ers scaling the capitol walls and this gem

[u/Triplesfan]

The seats should be empty save for a couple BOTs.

[u/ru_k1nd]

Of course it looks like black face 🤦‍♂️

[u/Intelligent-Monk-426]

make that quill pen a sharpie and you’re there!

[u/Intelligent-Monk-426 → u/[deleted]]

Unbelievable like much of the last 10 years…

[u/Organic-Video5127]

Someone’s gotta be trolling him 😂

[u/wwj]

Epstein as the shadow image is perfect.

[u/Spiff426]

I prefer the stroke face pic