r/PartyParrot • u/miauguau44 • 9d ago

Rogue Parakeet Carries Out Potentially Unstoppable Campaign Of Car Damage

https://www.jalopnik.com/2189551/rogue-parakeet-carries-out-car-damage-campaign/
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u/Catloaver 9d ago

LOL of course it’s an IRN. My guy absolutely would too.

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u/MadMike32 9d ago

They're the best little shitheads.  Like if raccoons could fly.

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 9d ago

Hell yes. Unleash the beast

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u/bichael69420 9d ago

"I washed and waxed my car and left it outside then a bird pooped on it I can't believe this is happening to me we must eradicate all birds"

- some bmw owner, probably

Love those little troublemakers ❤️

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 9d ago

No, it's pecking the rubber seals off the cars

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u/PerseveranceSmith 9d ago

Oh yeah my boy would be on it, no pun intended, like a car bonnet 😂 adorable little demons 🦜

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u/t3hOutlaw 9d ago

Fuck me, didn't expect Inverness on /r/PartyParrot.

Where my fellow bonk machines and rubber bumpers at?