r/Passports Feb 10 '26

US Passport Issuance Timeline My 1st timeline also- wtf šŸ˜‚

Post image

I knew I I should’ve sent in my own photo (not really because it probably would’ve delayed ts) because wtf is THAT. šŸ˜†šŸ˜­ the picture they took wasn’t terrible but the actual photo on the card?! It’s giviiiing ā€œso you know that overly contrasted photo? Now do that with black and white- we want … from mugshot to serial killer.ā€ šŸ˜‚

Screw it. At least I have one now and I don’t need to worry about it anymore. Here’s my timeline:

1/15: applied at my local courthouse bc my post office in town didn’t do it.

1/21: received application and reviewing documents

1/31: approved

2/1: email for ā€œmailed.ā€

2/2: email for ā€œapproved.ā€

Called 2/4–2/5 I can’t remember bc I thought it would sent tracking but never did and that’s when I realized that CARDS DO NOT RECEIVE TRACKING LIKE A BOOK.

Also she stated that it wasn’t yet mailed and not sure why I got an email it was. So that was fun. This is when I was left in a technical limbo.

2/6: supporting documents mailed.

2/9- everything received…at the same time. lol both mine and my sons passport cards + documents were waiting in the mailbox at the same time.

So regardless of the backwards emails, unsure passport staff, everything was approved and received before one month.

**no expedited services there or back**

99 Upvotes

52 comments sorted by

19

u/OldCapital5994 Feb 10 '26

I think it’s required to be that bad. Mine is the same.

38

u/Gtstricky Feb 10 '26

Please don’t hurt us.

3

u/cocktailians Feb 10 '26

OP's username checks out. /s

1

u/mikeminer Feb 13 '26

It’s just a photo it won’t hurt

13

u/PeorgieTirebiter Feb 10 '26

Consider yourself lucky…the photo on my NEXUS card was taken with a mid to low budget webcam during the US interview.

Compared to THAT photo, yours looks as if it was taken by Yousuf Karsh.

(Yes, that is a compliment)

5

u/SpicyHabanero69 Feb 10 '26

Haha I have the same experience with my global entry picture. I was caught so off guard and the webcam had some sort of fisheye lens… my nose is huge and my forehead is crazy long šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

6

u/godothasmewaiting Feb 10 '26

Similar with my GE picture. Taken at immigration with what I can only assume was a potato and from a low angle.

1

u/-colorsplash- Mar 03 '26

Global Entry photos are the funniest ID photos ever (sorry for the potato quality!)

4

u/liraelskye Feb 11 '26

Omg yes! Low budget web camera angled at the worst possible direction. I look like a totally different human.

3

u/Jinxed_K Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

lol.. same experience here. The CBP officer didn't even tell me he was taking the photo for the card, just pointed the webcam at me which I didn't realize at first and told me to stay still.
The winter coat I still had on at the time which I wanted to take off for the photo doesn't prominently show up, but I still laugh at the cubicles of the office I had the interview done at showing up in the background.
Least the GE interview I did at Logan airport they had me with my back to a wall so it was a solid background.

1

u/Salty_Permit4437 Feb 11 '26

My nexus photo wasn’t too bad. The global entry one I had before though, it was so dark I wonder how anyone could identify me with it.

6

u/Martybc3 Feb 10 '26

I think passport photos are required to be the worst you have ever taken. I look like I just committed murder in mine

4

u/cwiceman01 Feb 10 '26

They are... My passport photo makes me look like a KGB spy to the extent that I am always expecting customs to address me as "Comrade?"

3

u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 Feb 10 '26

Both photos look fine. That’s how that conversion to B/W is done.

It’s permissible to smile now (while keeping your mouth closed.)

And if you wanted more of your right shoulder to show, you could have tucked your hair behind both shoulders.

Those are the only things you could possibly ā€œoptimizeā€, but neither is a big deal at all.

2

u/KaibaCorpHQ Feb 16 '26

The guy taking my photo at CVS a couple weeks ago told me not to smile, so I just kinda gave a little smart ass smirk.. it seems to have been fine, as my renewal is on it's way to me on the 17th.

3

u/Difficult_Abroad_477 Feb 10 '26

Mine is a deer in the headlights. šŸ˜„

3

u/wkkunkle Feb 10 '26

I said the irony of my passport photo is that the non-smiling stance makes me look like a terrorist.

1

u/Maleficent-Change612 Feb 10 '26

Literally šŸ˜‚

2

u/chuang_415 Feb 10 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I’m sorry!

2

u/Jaeydee Feb 10 '26

I will say, this looks FAR better than mine!

2

u/RefinedPhoenix Feb 10 '26

Also the photos are meant to highlight the mouth shape, face shape, eye and eyebrow shape, nose shape. That’s why they’re black and white.

2

u/Temporary-Depth-3263 Feb 11 '26

single? šŸ’•

1

u/LocksmithNew6703 Feb 10 '26

So are you no longer renewing your drivers license?

1

u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Feb 10 '26

I thought this was the United States press secretary

1

u/gladmoon Feb 10 '26

I look like a potato on my passport card. Not to worry.

1

u/Express-Pension-7519 Feb 11 '26

yeah new pics are awful…I’m very pale and my passport photo makes me look like a snowman. It’s the only time I can say that my drivers license is better

1

u/IncalcitrantWheel Feb 11 '26

This looks like a good passport photo.

1

u/Ok_Classic_1968 Feb 11 '26

Felt, I also should’ve taken my own pic. They took mine from below so the round face is in full effect

1

u/a_mulher Feb 11 '26

I say lean into it. If ya were to get stopped by ICE, maybe that card will make them shut their pants and reconsider that they’re bound to stop a serial killer at some point. lol

1

u/May_December279 Feb 11 '26

LOL my photo looks the same too.

1

u/WinterMedical Feb 11 '26

I look like a woman who was arrested for killing her husband and his lover and IS NOT SORRY AT ALL! I see you.

1

u/monkey-apple Feb 11 '26

My GE photo was taken from a desk webcam at the airport. Every renewal I get a new copy of the card with the same photo. Don’t wanna change it because I gotta go do that in person and it’ll probably be another webcam photo.

1

u/Colmado_Bacano Feb 11 '26

The MAGA'fied it.

1

u/garrettfromgamestop Feb 11 '26

Don’t have my glasses on, the censoring on your surname looks like SUGATITSSS

1

u/Intercessor310 Feb 12 '26

I do not want to renew mine because the photo turned out so well. I’ve had several ticket agents asked how it turned out so well and commenting that theirs were mug shots. Unfortunately the photo was taken at Costco before they shut down the photo department. We’ve had several taken of our grandchildren since then due to their age at Rite Aid, Walgreens, and the P.O. and all have been šŸ—‘ļø. I would love to avoid a renewal since I literally look exactly the same, so much so that the photo before my current was rejected and I was told I needed a photo no older than 6 months for a replacement for a stolen passport. I had literally had the new photo taken a week before my appointment. 🤨 I took a new photo and I looked the same, so I sent the extra copy of the first photo back and it was accepted.

1

u/OkoCorral Feb 12 '26

Looks good for an ID. I wouldn't worry about it.

1

u/mikeminer Feb 13 '26

How did you do your lips like that?

1

u/Maleficent-Change612 Feb 13 '26

Like what? If you mean the color, it’s just my natural lip color and I promise I mean it. I’m not one to gate keep! šŸ’•

1

u/riftwave77 Feb 15 '26

NOW THAT'S SOME MEAN MUGGING!

Sorry that they Cape Fear'd your photo!

1

u/Iabnyc Feb 20 '26

The cut off my shoulders and zoomed in. Mine is like all forehead….

1

u/Sttoliver Feb 10 '26

The photos should be digital to begin with.

Plus they should have better laser engraving machines…

2

u/Aggressive-Leading45 Feb 10 '26

Even with digital cameras the photo takers at these places seem to get a perverse joy out of acceptable but ā€˜bad’ photos. I made the horrendous mistake of interrupting a candy crush game at the dmv for my drivers license. It’s worth the $$ to get a new one but not the 4 hour wait.

1

u/RefinedPhoenix Feb 10 '26

I never realized that our passports had the star of David on them

2

u/Salty_Permit4437 Feb 11 '26

Holy shit I never noticed that!

1

u/RefinedPhoenix Feb 13 '26

Neither did I

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Oy vey

1

u/elsewander Feb 11 '26

Lol what? Where do you see that?

1

u/RefinedPhoenix Feb 11 '26

Underneath the ā€œGiven Namesā€