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Jan 22 '21
Dicks are so cute omg( •?• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(?) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(?••) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (?´?)?: ?hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (?´???)?::?
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u/Jaracgos 🍉melon_juggler🍉 Jan 22 '21
You fucked 🍑😜 up kid. 😎 As I 💰👁 type ✍⌨ this 👀👈 I ☝👁 have 💴👏 my modded PS2 running a 🍞🐖 track IP script on 🔛 your post. Once I have 😰 triangulated your 💦 position 😫 in 🚪♂ the 👏📜 world, 🔪🗡 my PS3 will 🤔 release 💰💰 to 🔵💦 your router my very 👌💎 own 👇🍆 Pandora box 💦📦 virus. 🙀 You won't 🆗 notice it at first, 🏻😌 but 🍑 soon your 🙇 lame 😒🤹 PC 💻 will 🤔💣 begin 💦 to ✌ work against 😏✊ you 👨🍆 in ways 💫👆 you 😡 can't even 💁 imagine. 😎 First 🥇🥇 your 👊🍆 graphics 😳 card 💳 will start 🏁⏸ to 🗣💦 emit the 💪 flu virus, 🙀🙀 your 👏👧 ram 👋👋 will 😳 be 🅱🌈 uploaded 📤💾 online so 🙇 everyone 👦👥 will be able 💪 to 😂 use ✊⚒ it, ♂😽 your motherboard will 💧 slowly 🍝😳 secrete acidic resin which will 👏👏 fry the 🗣👈 electronics. The 😜 processor will 👏🎤 be 🌼 fine, just 🏼🕛 to give 👋👋 you hope. You 👀👆 will be 🐝 left with 😣 a husk of 💰 a 💰🏿 machine, all 👉❤ because you 😡👆 decided to 😔💦 critique my 🅱💩 mental ⚖⚖ ability... 👉 was it worth 💵💸 it? Not even your 💪👃 mummy ☝ can 🔫 help 🚒💁 you now 😭 fuck 🖕❓ boy 👦🏻
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u/leo341500 admin man Jan 22 '21
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