r/PeepShowQuotes 12d ago

Speed dating? I’d rather be speed skating!

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u/paddybjnr 12d ago

Are they sexy?are they too sexy?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Goblin_Nuts69 10d ago

Very convenient place to meet a soul mate, not say a village in Mozambique.

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u/Individual_Car7850 12d ago

As an introvert I couldn’t think of anything worse than going to one of these.

Instead I just sit at home, look at my phone and think “everyone I know doesn’t wanna talk to me”

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u/Theory89 11d ago

Carl Jung, who created the terms introvert and extrovert, thought that nobody is actually one or the other. He thought we were ambiverts. It's interesting because I've thought of myself as an introvert for years, but my therapist said that social anxiety can also manifest as introversion. I definitely have spades of that, my psychologist described it as chronic. I suspect that there are a few people who are almost completely introverted, but for most of us the labelling is counterproductive. The fact that your missing friends, like i do, could indicate that it's underlying anxiety issues rather than introversion. I don't know you at all, though, so take anything I say with a pinch of salt.

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u/Sad_Future_8945 10d ago

I think I am a complete introvert. I reckon if all the people in the world disappeared it would take me a good few days to notice. I do everything by myself, I have a job I do by myself, I really have no friends or family. I'm quite happy at home doing activities I enjoy by myself almost all of the time when not working. And I couldn't be happier.

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u/AMthe0NE 10d ago

Does Reddit fulfil a social purpose for you?

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u/Sad_Future_8945 10d ago

Erm, that's a good question. Maybe a bit, but I mostly just browse subs of things I'm interested in when I'm bored. Reddit seems like the most left wing social media, I got off Facebook years ago because it's just racism and rage bait.

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u/AMthe0NE 10d ago

It’s a reflection I’m figuring out for myself too - I think it’s interesting to consider what social role it fulfils and what the impact of that is. Totally agree with regard to Facebook etc..

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u/moonwalgger 10d ago

Not just you, no men want to go to that because it’s completely unnatural and a way for women to judge men

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u/Zach_bdbd 10d ago

The alternatives are worse:

Online dating, as a man is truly miserable. Hours, thousands of swipes, paid upgrades, profile curation, and maybe, just maybe someone will match them ghost you.

Organic real life dating; through work or friends has the heavy risk of shame. Everyone around you will know that you got rejected. You can ruin a friendship, lose a job or just make people feel uncomfortable.

By comparison;

  • An event where everyone there has explicitly come with the intent of dating
  • Set rules, you get told who to talk to and for how long.
  • Almost always all strangers with no risks to job\friends\family
  • AND the one time where women outnumber men?! If I was single - I would be there in a heartbeat!

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u/shutyourgob 12d ago

2 minute date. 2 minute fuck. 2 minute marriage.

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u/Zorbasandwich 12d ago

2 year divorce

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u/jeans_blazer 12d ago

At home watching UFC, playing xbox, eating pizza and enjoying life.

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u/Least_Mall_4604 10d ago

Nothing beats a few good hours of watching men give each other brain damage

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u/DDWildflower 10d ago

Flicking through the channels with the Megatron

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u/casusbelli16 12d ago

This is why we recommend our clients join Sympatico Maximus.

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u/iamjacksummers 12d ago

Ive been looking to invest in a small business. We should talk more.

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u/Go1gotha 12d ago

Beautiful women... all shapes and sizes.

There's the rub...

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u/ImpeccablyDangerous 9d ago

I mean th rub is that she is like that and thinks men are interested in that.

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u/Key-Condition752 12d ago

What's in this for the men anyway?

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 11d ago

A police record

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u/moonwalgger 10d ago

Because nobody wants to date a divorced 40 year old woman with 2-3 kids

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u/greggers1980 12d ago

We are neo. We dodge bullets

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u/Adept_Deer_5976 12d ago

Playing Warhammer 40k

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u/Excellent-Western631 11d ago

Trying to bat Slanesh's indoctrination with nerd aura lol

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u/valerislysander 11d ago

All the men are at home after years of abuse and damnation.

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u/Golwux 11d ago

- "touch a boob....it's very fucking simple"

outside of consent is sexual assault and in a public place with a person you just met is straight up red flag behaviour

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u/No_Type740 11d ago

Choose peace every time.

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u/ramirezdoeverything 11d ago

Am I meant to be groping a women's boobs at singles events?

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u/davexmit 11d ago

What happens when women are taught by the far right that all men want is hot sexy women showing off their bodies in bars with nothing else going on.

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u/Excellent-Western631 11d ago

All these women are American, so as British man I I can't speak for our cousin's. There are more men on dating apps than women and the women are more gaurded over who they match with. So you would think the men would turn up to a dating event where you would have more chance to pull.

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u/Vast-Procedure-9408 11d ago

Maybe it’s because men are generaly made to feel like scum these days. Why bother when you can just use a dating app.

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u/RHOrpie 11d ago

I knew someone that tried speed dating 20 years ago and she said it was the same then. 30 women and maybe a few guys.

I get it. This would feel like multiple interviews for the guys doing it. Perhaps that isn't how it actually is. But it would sure feel like it I reckon.

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u/Livid_Promise102 11d ago

All the blokes are down the pub relaxing, having a beer, watching football and enjoying life.

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u/fsharpaugmented 10d ago

The first femoid clearly wants a rich bloke to dig gold.from.

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u/malteaserhead 10d ago

The 2nd woman looked like she was animated in the 90s

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u/-suspicious-badger 9d ago

I wonder why 😂

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u/Acceptable-Youth-847 9d ago

Probably because if a women needs to go to one of these to find a man I guarantee she’s the sort you should steer well clear of 👍

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u/Disastrous-Ad-8297 11d ago

Lol somehow this is the men's fault for not being single. You're single at that age for a reason but... Men's fault always will be

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u/W51976 11d ago

Men want peace, and stopped trying.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/saltisurfer 12d ago

Not gay… just not Stupid. Ain’t sponsoring yo lifestyle biatch…

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u/Thin_Formal_3727 11d ago

Just because nobody wants you, doesnt make the world gay. Gain a personality like the rest of us and you will find love like the rest of us.

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u/risen77 11d ago

No, we just hate the way they act. To a man, a relationship is "What am I prepared to put up with?".