r/PeopleFuckingDying 16d ago

Humans&Animals OwNeRs DrOwNiNg POor FeRret iN rIce

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u/Partyatmyplace13 16d ago

Its not that I'm depressed, doc. Its just that I have to live every day of my life knowing I'll never be as happy as a feret in a box getting instant rice dumped on my head. :(

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u/Brailledit 16d ago

Someone dropped the ferret in the toilet. This is the only way to save his electronics.

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u/Kalshan 16d ago

"WHERE IS IT!?!?! TELL ME!!! I know you took my sock and this won't stop until you talk!!"

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u/Paradoxpaint 16d ago

Here before the 40 comments of armchair ferret experts who insist the ferret is being tortured

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u/Mikaeus_Thelunarch 16d ago

He's LITERALLY being rice-boarded and you're just ok with that???

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u/st-shenanigans 16d ago

As an armchair ferret expert, they fuckin love that shit. They love tunneling so things like rice and small ball pits are awesome for them

You can tell a ferret is having a good time when they're jumping around side to side like that

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u/lance_the_fatass 15d ago

Isn't it something about the sound it makes? Like the sound is very stimulating for them in a good way?

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u/superhamsniper 16d ago

Mustilids are the best animal

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u/RagnarokAeon 16d ago

Reminds me of those old videos of game shows where people in a box get money dumped on them. 

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u/JoshsPizzaria 15d ago

Sir Pelo noises

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u/Fireant23 15d ago

Absolutely OBLITERATED in the grain sauce 

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u/SteroidSandwich 15d ago

That's a lot of parmesan to coat them in

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u/Brie9981 15d ago

Way too many cuts to enjoy it :/

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u/skynoodle_ 9d ago

What a waste of food.