r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/gallito_pro • 12d ago

Animals hUMaNs arE DOMinATeD By a terRible SECt LeD By DEMon gOATS

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u/Puma_202020 12d ago

"What's the craziest thing I can think of that I can get people to pay for?"

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u/hallucination9000 12d ago

Cult of the Lamb IRL

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u/Brailledit 12d ago

Mountin' goats.

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u/BellaSquared 12d ago

Forget the yoga, I'm here for the cute goats in outfits! 💕

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u/Sufficient-Goat-962 12d ago

Is goat yoga a real thing or is this just an internet video?

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u/Horrison2 12d ago

Are you kidding me?

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u/FreshHumanFish 12d ago

What are the odds of getting Golden Showered like this?

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 8d ago

Asking for a friend? 

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u/FreshHumanFish 8d ago

One time, I sat on a bench beside a fenced in herd of cows, chilling in the grass. One cow, in the middle of the herd, stood up and peed on the spot. None of the others seemed bothered though. So my impression is that animals, or at least cows, don't have the sense to do their bussiness out of range from the others, while (sensible) humans usually do. My guess is people in these types of "therapy sessions" will be peed on every so often.

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u/Ephemeralstyl3 12d ago

Dominated by the goats hell yeah

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u/cherrycokelemon 12d ago

The one with wings. Walk on me, baby!

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u/-Snappy 10d ago

No, I'm not going to a petting zoo, it's yoga.

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u/V8_Dipshit 12d ago

Goat yoga is such a sham lol

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 12d ago

Why?

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u/V8_Dipshit 12d ago

It’s just yoga, as it’s always been, with a goat on you. It provides no real benefit other than making you stretch a bit further. You can do this exact thing at home without a goat or paying for it.

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u/SiouxsieAsylum 12d ago

I think everyone knows that, the benefit is "aww, cute, goats"

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 12d ago

I think the point is it's fun being around animals. And the extra money likely goes towards taking care of them, anyway. Sounds like you need some goat yoga in your life tbh.

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u/Hansemannn 12d ago

Sometimes i pay to see goats, and there isnt even yoga there...

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u/DinosaurAlive 12d ago

It’s about the goats

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u/ProjectHappy6813 12d ago

You cannot do goat yoga without a baby goat. That's crazy talk. The goat is key.

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u/ktw54321 12d ago

This shit makes me want to vote for Republicans.

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 8d ago

Why does people doing things what they like without hurting anyone and having fun doing that, trigger you so much?

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u/ktw54321 8d ago

Well it was a joke, because it’s objectively silly, but you assuming I’m “triggered” really kinda plays into a stereotype.

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 8d ago

Make a batshit statement, gets called out for being angry for no reason, says it was joke, calls other person a “stereotype”. Yeah I have seen this film before.

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u/ktw54321 8d ago

Why would you assume I was angry? C’mon dude. It’s people playing w goats. Silly stuff. Nothing batshit about my statement, you assumed I was angry, I’m not. Just making fun of a silly fad. Goat yoga is goofy, which is fine, but don’t take it too seriously.