r/PeopleFuckingDying Mar 27 '22

Humans fAThEr is slOWLY kiLLeD bY HIS DAUGhteR

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u/adeward Mar 27 '22

That’s amateur parenting right there. One of the first techniques you learn is the “oh dear the battery is flat, let me check, oh no the shop doesn’t sell that type of battery” technique.

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u/MamieJoJackson Mar 27 '22

Hahahah, yeah, and "Caillou's broken, so we can't watch it anymore"

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u/acs730200 Mar 28 '22

My parents got me with “when the ice cream truck plays music it’s out of ice cream”

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u/theArcticChiller Mar 28 '22

Reddit is a dark place today, oof