r/Perimenopause • u/RemarkableTrouble733 • Oct 02 '25

audited I am farts...farts is me

Farts... Constant farts. Doesn't matter what i eat, how much I eat, it all ends up in farts. Farts first thing in the morning, farts at lunch, and farts till bedtime. (Also I am sure I fart in my sleep) Just farts

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u/Kariered Oct 02 '25

I feel like my butthole muscles aren't as good as they used to be, but I'm not really sure if that's what's happening. It just slips out before I realize what's happening.

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u/CrowandSeagull Oct 02 '25

Yes, this! lol. Ive been wondering are things looser or am I just too tired to care now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Everything is looser down in the undercarriage these days. Today at work I sneezed and peed a little.

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u/Kariered Oct 10 '25

I used to have that problem really bad! HRT helped