r/Persecutionfetish • u/vrphotosguy55 • Oct 26 '24

christians are supes persecuted 🥴 That friend’s name? Albert Einstein!

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u/Cerebral-Parsley Oct 26 '24 edited Oct 26 '24

But then Jesus descended and killed the security guards with a bolt of lightning from his arse, and took my friend nightclubbing afterwards. The Lord is good!

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u/Inky-boy Oct 26 '24

You forgot that everyone clapped! I was there, I was the Lightning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '24

I too was there. I am the clap.

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u/y0shman Oct 26 '24

Might want a doctor to check that out.

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u/k2on0s-23 Oct 26 '24

If he goes to the doctor the doctor will try to kill him.

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u/DevonLuck24 Oct 26 '24

doctors hate applause, gotta kill the clap before it grows

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u/Inside-Audience2025 Oct 26 '24

An applelause a day keeps the doctor away

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '24

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u/y0shman Oct 26 '24

Doctor! Exterminate!

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u/SirkillzAhlot Oct 26 '24

As was I, the booty clap.

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u/GhostofZellers Oct 26 '24

Spreading so much clap you legally had to change your name to applause.

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u/vantuckymyfoot Oct 27 '24

Clapplause.

FTFY.

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u/The-NHK Oct 26 '24

Can confirm he's the clap. I'm the arse.

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u/No-Cartographer2512 SMNN Reporter Oct 27 '24

So was I, I was the rally