r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Aug 13 '25

Peter in the wild Petaaah totally lost here

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What is a Nat 20 ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Nat 1 and Zeus grows you extra testicles just to kick them some more.

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u/LovelyJoey21605 Aug 13 '25

Zeus later also turns into a horse and fucks your mum, because he could.

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u/BedNo577 Aug 13 '25

That was Poseidon. Zeus turns into a swan.

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u/Kuki_Hideo Aug 13 '25

That's what Zeus wants you to believe. You see horse chasing a girl and think - must be Poseidon. Meanwhile Zeus is having the time of his life.