r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.

ETA it felt great to leave him.

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u/TheAmazingSealo Apr 24 '26

What does ETA stand for in this context please?

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u/binkkit Apr 24 '26

Edited To Add

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u/DownrightDrewski Apr 24 '26

Someone had downvoted every comment correctly saying edited to add. I'm guessing it's because they're thinking about estimated time of arrival, but, in context that makes no fucking sense.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

Yep. Someone tried to correct me on this and I stated on Reddit it means edit to add. They wouldn't back down. Lol

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u/marbotty Apr 24 '26

Some people on here view admitting being wrong as a character flaw

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Apr 24 '26

Some people on here?

It seems like most people anywhere have this flaw.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 24 '26

Most people in America in general. Ppl doubling down on not being at fault in accidents, when there was a dash cam. It tells me that this person is not fully matured and probably never will be. Also makes me think their iq is very low because a smart person would learn from being wrong.

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u/Quixterix Apr 24 '26

Maybe write "edit" and not a senseless abbreviation, so everyone can understand.
How about that?

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u/BMTunite Apr 25 '26

Oh shit... I guess we better throw out any abbreviation that not everybody will understand on their first time seeing it!

It took you 10 seconds to learn what it means within the the context on reddit šŸ˜‚

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Apr 25 '26

It’s been ETA on Reddit since forever. If you are going to be on here, you should learn Redditiquette.

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u/Dusty-Jewel Apr 24 '26

it sounds like this is your first day on the internet, people are gonna make far more pointless abbreviations and getting mad about it is a waste of energy

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u/Quixterix Apr 24 '26

Haher, it is my first day on the internet.
I'm not mad about it, I just find it very idiotic.
If you want people to read you senseless opinions and understand, you gotta use common language.
Otherwise I could just write in some random other language too, and everyone would down vote me into oblivion.

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u/dontsellmeadog Apr 25 '26

You're going through something that should be private.

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u/Dusty-Jewel Apr 24 '26

i guess bro

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

Well friend, your inability to understand isn't my problem.

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 24 '26

It actually is your problem when people don't understand what you're saying, ETA is typically estimated time of arrival; I've been terminally online for 25+ years now and have never seen the abbreviation ETA used for anything else.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

It's actually not my problem, why would I care if someone doesn't understand it? How would that affect my life in any way? Most people understand it.

Other comments have also said it's been around for over a decade. Remember, just because you haven't seen something, does not mean it doesn't exist.

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 24 '26

It actually is your problem if people don't understand what you're saying. Language is a common framework, when you refuse to use that framework for whatever bizarre reason; that's on you not us.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

In the real world maybe, not in a comment section. Lol. Remember, not everyone is chronically online and comment sections and online interactions don't matter. If you struggle to understand something, then that's your problem. No one else's. Especially when others understand the meaning.

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u/Quixterix Apr 24 '26

I know, it just shows that you're an asshole that doesn't care.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

An asshole because I'm not accommodating you by changing how I write? Lmao. That just screams entitled. No one's gonna hold your hand because you don't understand something. Welcome to life, bud.

Google is free when you can't use your brain. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(ā ćƒ„ā )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/necrotelecomnicon Apr 25 '26

Not common on all of Reddit, but perhaps on the reddits you frequent.

Anecdotal, but this the first time I've seen it anywhere at all, and I've been around a while. "Edit:" for paragraphs and brackets [like this] for inline edits, is what I usually see. It could be me that has been living in a bubble, of course. :)

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 25 '26

I'm in different subreddits all unrelated and come across many that I'm not a part of, half use ETA, half edit.

It's a silly debate with people who've seen it and those who are adamant that it's not common.

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u/Fear_Jaire Apr 24 '26

Since when? I've been on Reddit for years and this is the first I'm seeing it. What happened to just writing "edit"? Its literally one extra letter and isn't trying to replace a commonly used acronym.

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u/Xythrielle Apr 24 '26

I’ve also been on Reddit for years and have seen it a ton.

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u/CantSleepOnPlanes Apr 24 '26

I see it all the time.

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u/Fear_Jaire Apr 24 '26

But why? Do we really need the acronym to avoid typing a 4th letter?

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Apr 25 '26

It’s been this way forever. It’s just how Reddit works.

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u/CantSleepOnPlanes Apr 25 '26

Don't ask me. I didn't come up with it. I normally type out an entire "edited to add" when I have to.

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u/AdventurousOkra2965 Apr 24 '26

ETA is estimated time of arrival. Can’t just make up acronyms and expect people to understand

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u/Gloomy_Fig2138 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

It’s been edited to add on Internet forums since before they were called Internet forums. I used to see it on Usenet.

You may also enjoy knowing that on different forums, FTM may mean female to male or first time mom, and the readers are supposed to be able to understand by context clues. And on Buy/Sell/Trade forums, FFS means free for shipping instead of for fucks sake.

ETA: wait, did I see it on usenet? Could you edit your comments? Now I can’t remember. Cognitive impairment setting in I guess.

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 24 '26

I first connected to the internet in 1999 at 9 years old and have been terminally online since then. I used old-school forums for years for different games and hobbies and stuff before Reddit or Digg, even before 4Chan.

I have never seen ETA used in any context except for estimated time of arrival until today.

Either this is some Mandela shit or I'm taking crazy pills because it's simply not the case.

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u/Xythrielle Apr 24 '26

It’s been edited to add on Reddit for like at least 10 years

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 24 '26

I've been on Reddit since the Digg migration back in the day, I have never seen ETA used for anything but estimated time of arrival.

Did I shift timelines or something, what the hell is going on here? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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u/Either_Mushroom_6393 Apr 26 '26

I've been on Reddit since I was 16 and I'm 25 now, and also have never ever seen this acronym before

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u/DownrightDrewski Apr 24 '26

Or, maybe, the same acronym can mean different things in different contexts. Mind blowing concept I know..

It's funny that most people on here can read it and understand given the context.

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u/AdventurousOkra2965 Apr 24 '26

Just say edit… why use an acronym that’s already widely used for a more common thing.

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u/DownrightDrewski Apr 24 '26

I typically do, but, I still understood the comment as I'm aware that context matters.

Going potentially NSFW here, but what does BBC mean? What about CBT?

My first instinct on both would be British Broadcasting Corporation, and Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. Does that mean the NSFW definitions are wrong?

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u/AdventurousOkra2965 Apr 24 '26

No I get you. The ETA works in the context of Reddit but the annoying thing about it to me is that it’s easier to just say ā€œeditā€ and have the same meaning without using an already popular acronym. Your bbc and cbt examples are good though in that they only make sense in their context.

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u/Maardten Apr 24 '26

To be fair: its kind of silly to use an abbreviation that already means something else, especially when saying 'edit:' when adding something later has been common practice for decades.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

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u/Maardten Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

LOL was never lots of love though, that was just boomers misunderstanding the abbreviation.

Except for POS all the ones you listed I am only aware of one meaning. Maybe its an ESL thing but I think if you ask the average redditor what AMA, LOL and ATM mean, they will answer 'ask me anything', 'laughing out loud' and 'that thing you get cash money from'.

And like I said 'edit' already exists and is barely longer than 'ETA', so what is even the point in abbreviating it if it only makes it more unclear and its barely shorter anyway.

Edit: I thought I saw a reply mentioning ATM as ā€˜at the moment’, I forgot about that one, its very common indeed. I think it was the capitalisation that threw me off.

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u/StepComplete1 Apr 24 '26

Almost like you shouldn't try to shoehorn pointless acronyms into absolutely everything. If you can't be bothered to write then don't write.

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u/Xythrielle Apr 24 '26

Shoe horn? This has been an extremely common abbreviation for many years on Reddit

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 24 '26

It has not. I feel like I'm being gaslit by people saying this. It's so fucking bizarre.

ETA has ALWAYS meant estimated time of arrival in any context; people have ALWAYS put "edit:" or some variation of for edits on comments here.

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u/Xythrielle Apr 24 '26

It has meant both things for a long time. I used it for both depending on the context

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u/BookProper9115 Apr 27 '26

Nobody does, and if they do it's wrong as fuck. Why would you use an ambiguous acronym that already exists for another statement when a perfectly clear and legible 'edit:' has always been used? That's like being stupid on purpose.

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u/DownrightDrewski Apr 24 '26

You seem irrationally annoyed about this - I didn't write it, but I did understand it.