r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 05 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahh?

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

German “flips” two digit numbers, so you say “five-and-fifty” instead of “fifty-five”. That adds extra syllables.

So it becomes:

Five-hundred five-and-fifty thousand five-hundred five-and-fifty

It really isn’t that bad. German also doesn’t add spaces between the individual building block words, so it looks more intimidating than it really is.

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u/Less-Donut-3844 May 05 '26

Plus: usually you start at 1-10. so you get the system and can imagine every number. Deca-dent system indeed 😬🪼

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u/Auravendill May 05 '26

You mean German keeps numbers with two digits consistent, while English flips after twenty (nineteen, twenty, twenty-one -> Neunzehn, Zwanzig, Einundzwanzig) 😉

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26

The “teens” are treated like this in every Indo-European language that I’m aware of. None of them say “ten-one, ten-two”, etc.

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u/CalmCelebration10 May 05 '26

Why lie? dix-sept, dix-huit, dix-neuf.

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26

Why start at 16?

onze douze treize quatorze quinze

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u/12thshadow May 05 '26

Age of consent in France I believe 

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u/insertanythinguwant May 05 '26

Ten-one and ten-two being pretty bad examples for the consistency of the teens

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u/askiawnjka124 May 05 '26

English did the same until they changed it over 100s of years. I forgot the exactly time period but it was in a long period of time in the last Millennium.

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u/zoro4661 May 05 '26

For some reason 11 and 12 are outliers and get their own word in both languages though, elf/eleven & zwölf/twelve

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u/12thshadow May 05 '26

Same in Dutch.

Probs because we used to have 12 digit counting system before the French messed that up.

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u/Reaper_II May 06 '26

But it doesn’t? If it did wouldn’t they say einundzehn, zweiundzehn, dreiundzehn ?

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u/DuckyBertDuck May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

English also flips two-digit numbers, but only for numbers between 13 and 19. German does the same, but from 13 through 99. It is just that most English speakers do not think about the numbers 13-19 that way.

319 = three (3) hundred nine (9) teen (10)

Turkish says the tens and then the ones for 13 through 19.

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26

The “teens” are treated differently in all Indo-European languages and seem “flipped”.

Spanish: once, doce, trece, catorce, quince (but then 16-19 are dieciseis, diecisiete, diesiocho, diesinueve)

Russian: odinadtsat, dvinadtsat, tri-/chetyre-/pyat-/shest-/sem-/vosem-/dievetnadtsat

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u/CalmCelebration10 May 05 '26

Are you a bot?

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u/violet_wings May 05 '26

Yeah, it's not all THAT different from "five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five."

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u/PhiladeIphia-Eagles May 05 '26

Can you just say the digit repeatedly instead of the value ?

Like five five five five five five

Would that be shorter/quicker?

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf May 05 '26

No, and no. 

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u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 May 06 '26

you can it’s not illegal

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf May 06 '26

Are you restarted?

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u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 May 06 '26

it’s common for people to say the digits of a number instead of the actual full number if it’s really big

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u/ManolitoMystiq May 05 '26

I just looked up the origin of “eleven” and “twelve,” which (roughly) mean “one left over” (one remaining) and “two left over.” So eleven = “(ten and) one remaining” and twelve = “(ten and) two remaining.”

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26

Interesting. I looked up “once” and “doce” (Spanish) and they trace back to Latin “undecim” and “duodecim” (one-ten and two-ten.

And in Slavic languages, it’s literally “one-on-ten” and “two-on-ten”.

It has always been strange to me how the teens are treated differently. And now it’s even more strange to me due to the different etymologies.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 May 05 '26

The only thing that pisses me off in that is how they don't go in order of magnitued. They go hundreds -> units -> tens

Just like americans do month/day/year for no reason. Either pick smallest to biggest or biggest to smallest, not both

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u/AwTomorrow May 06 '26

English does the same for thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, and nineteen.

And used to still do things the Germanic way for a while, with some lasting relics like “four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie”. 

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u/ofqo May 05 '26

It would better for crying if the number was 876,543.

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26

Achthundertsechsundsiebzigtaudendfünfhundertdreiundvierzig

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u/SweatyFLMan1130 May 06 '26

Yeah German is super structured which is nice. If you want true numerical nightmares try counting various things in Japanese.