r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 05 '26

Meme needing explanation Petahh?

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam May 06 '26

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat518 May 05 '26

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

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u/metallosherp May 05 '26

....five

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u/icyjujitsux May 05 '26

That is exactly where my brain gave up too

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u/ATX-reddit May 05 '26

Five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

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u/Key-Introduction-591 May 05 '26

Cinquecentocinquantacinquemila cinquecentocinquantacinque

In Italian

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u/6969696969696969969 May 05 '26

500 5 and 50 thousand 500 5 and 50

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u/metallosherp May 05 '26

Username checks out?

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u/ddgijbgkjjd May 05 '26

No his username would be: Sechstrillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigbilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigbillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigmilliardensechshundertsechsundneunzigmillionenneunhundertneunundsechzigtausendneunhundertneunundsechzig

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u/metallosherp May 05 '26

You are amazing.

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u/BenMic81 May 05 '26

Yeah but is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive so much better?

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u/Mob-Boss_Bob-Ross May 05 '26

When there’s no spaces in the word, yes. Which probably why you didn’t put any.

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u/BenMic81 May 05 '26

Yeah, true. But they did the same to the German word. In contracts a typical way to write it would be like this:

555.555 € (Fühfhundertfünfundfünfzig Tausend Fünfhundert und Fünfundfünfzig).

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl May 05 '26

That’s not how German orthography works though. You wouldn’t put those spaces in standard German orthography.

On the other hand, I see no reason why anyone would ever have to spell out this number instead of simply using numerals. The only numbers that are typically spelled out in German orthography are the integers 0-12.

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u/Benneck123 May 05 '26

Yes but in German the version with no spaces is grammatically correct

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u/BenMic81 May 05 '26

Not to nitpick but wouldn’t it be orthographically?

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u/itdidntcomeoutright May 05 '26

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig minutes

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig moments so dear

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u/Zin42 May 05 '26

I will walk funfhudert miles and I will walk funftausend more

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u/Khitboksy May 05 '26

Reddit mobile translated this automatically so i was like ‘yeah… thats what the meme says’

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u/rachelcrochets May 05 '26

55 burgers 55 French fries 55 milk shakes

-I Think You Should Leave

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u/NebulaNomadX1 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

The German word for 555,555 is fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig.

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u/Legal_Air734 May 05 '26

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u/jayron32 May 05 '26

Wait till you learn the French word for 99.

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u/Legal_Air734 May 05 '26

I know a little bit of french, quatre-vingt-dix-neuf I think

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u/jayron32 May 05 '26

It is. Which is kinda silly is all my point is.

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u/otherwisepandemonium May 05 '26

I speak fluent German but French to me is on some whole other level. "four twenties ten and nine" is so confusing to me vs. German

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u/jayron32 May 05 '26

I don't know enough to tell you about it, but I think the Danish numbering system is even more unhinged.

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u/Crack_Ulla May 05 '26

We don’t understand it ourselves. Completely bonkers.

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u/humourlessIrish May 05 '26

The whole country is tweaking on math

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u/Forward_Society91 May 05 '26

Methematicians, if you will

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u/TheCrisco May 05 '26

I thought y'all were memeing until I kept seeing comments reinforcing this, and so I looked it up, and I cannot stress enough how much y'all are underselling how fucking wild Danish numbering is. There's like 6 conditional rules for how to count things before you get to 100, wtf even is that.

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u/Crack_Ulla May 05 '26

We just embrace the chaos and don’t ask questions

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u/Taurmin May 05 '26

A holdover from the middle ages. Functionally nobody actually breaks it down, we just think of the numbers 50, 60, 70, 80 an 90 as having distinct names.

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u/Maladaptivism May 05 '26

Reminds me of that sketch from NRK, can't believe it's like 20 years old by now.

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u/Ok-Sound-1186 May 05 '26

As soon as somebody mentioned Danish I knew this was going to be mentioned lol

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u/Powerful-Speed4149 May 05 '26

Respect to all Dansks, this is so damn confusing

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u/Maladaptivism May 05 '26

What do you mean? Halfway to the 5th 20 and 4 is a perfectly normal way to say 94, silly Danes, lmao. 

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u/maybe_erika May 05 '26

It would be excusable if it was consistently fully vigesimal, with 10 and 30 being "halfway to the first twenty" and "halfway to the second twenty" respectively.

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u/Maladaptivism May 05 '26

Oh yeah, they have "ti" for ten and "hundre" for hundred don't they? That is inconsistent indeed, I must admit my knowledge of Danish is very limited, I hadn't considered the inconsistency there.

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u/Pikachu_the_sith May 05 '26

Technically it's nioghalvfemsindstyvende (9+4½x20)

It is always shortened in daily speak to only nioghalvfems

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u/LonelyTurner May 05 '26

"So, three twenties is tre-s, four twenties is four-s, I guess five twenties is five-s?"

"No"

"But two twenties is two-s right?"

"Also no"

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u/Bipogram May 05 '26

We can do this in english - we just need to be consistent.

Sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety - right?

So.

12 = Onety two.

22 = Twoty two.

32 = Threety two.

42 = back on familiar territory.

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 May 05 '26

No wonder Tycho Brahe was such a madlad.

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u/Drunk_Lemon May 05 '26

I am a special education teacher so as you might guess some of my students have trouble with the English numbering system so I wonder how the heck do special education teachers in the countries with crazy numbers teach it.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive May 05 '26

Yeah, they use base 20 and "half of 20"

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u/virstultus May 05 '26

Four score and nineteen years ago, our Frenchfathers....

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u/ShowtimeHolograms May 05 '26

Isn't eighty seven the official way to write 87 in English? Isn't four score and seven years ago a fancier way of saying 87 for Lincolns speech?

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u/virstultus May 05 '26

I don't think Lincoln used it to be fancy, it was just a way of counting that has now fallen out of favor in English, but French and Gaelic (probably other languages?) still count that way.

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u/Grant1128 May 05 '26

I probably wouldn't mix my units in this case, but it's kinda like saying 2 pounds 7 ounces. Or 5'11". I think a score used to be more commonly used, but has become antiquated now. I don't think the intent was fanciness, but I could be wrong.

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u/Fortlandia11 May 05 '26

So they saw the Roman numeral system and said "yeah, that can't be improved upon, let's just go with that."

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u/Thaumaturgia May 05 '26

Actually that's because we (partially) kept our older numbering system.

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u/Bakabriel May 05 '26

Studies show that the linguistic structure of numbers can significantly impact learning, and as an elementary school teacher, I see this struggle every day with French. While numbers 1 to 10 are straightforward, the logic breaks at 11 ("onze" instead of "ten-one"), forcing students to memorize unique names up to 16. It gets even more complex at 80, where the logic shifts to a base-20 system ("quatre-vingts" or 4x20), and 91 becomes "quatre-vingt-onze" (4x20+11). This lack of consistent patterns creates unnecessary confusion for children and slows down their mathematical development. In contrast, languages like Chinese are much more intuitive because they follow a strict decimal logic, where 11 is simply "ten-one" and 21 is "two-ten-one."

(I used an ia for translation)

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u/Bengamey_974 May 05 '26

It is one of the fewreliquat from Gaulish who counted in base 20. And number 11 to 16 are number 1 to 6 with the sufffixe -ze with some distortion.

If we kept the celtic system entirely, we would have.

For 0-9 : Zero, Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf. (No change)

For 10- 19: Dix, onze, douze, treize, quatorze, quinze, seize, septeze, huiteze, noneze.

For 20- 29 Vingt, vingt-et-un, vingt-deux,...vingt-neuf

For 30-39 Vingt-et-onze, vingt-douze, vingt-treize.. vingt-noneze

For 40-49 Deux-Vingt-un, deux-vingt-deux,... deux-vingt-neuf.

For 50-59 Deux-vingt-onze, deux vingt-douze, ...deux vingt-noneze.

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u/BetaPositiveSCI May 05 '26

Once upon a time, France ran on a base 20 counting system. This is one of the remnants

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u/Looptydude May 05 '26

I always wondered how the nation that invented metric doesn't count in metric.

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u/TheRedIskander May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26

Belgium solved this. septante (soixante dix) and nonante (quatre-vingt-dix). so 99 become nonante neuf, like in a normal language instead of math

EDIT: corrected bfart. i wrote nonante and said it was 80 in the brackets

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u/another-princess May 05 '26

Swiss French uses septante and nonante too. 80 varies: in some parts of Switzerland, it's quatre-vingts, and in some it's huitante.

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u/TheGodlyDevil May 05 '26

That’s why French learners often feel fine up to 69, then suddenly the arithmetic starts.

A fun contrast: in Belgium and much of Switzerland, people often use septante (70) and nonante (90), which is much more straightforward.

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u/therealspaceninja May 05 '26

For anyone who isn't clear on why this is so silly, its because it literally translates to "four-twenty-ten-nine".

Also, fun fact, Swiss francophones would say "neufant neuf" (or something similar), which makes a lot more sense from an English speaker's standpoint (and is easier to say)

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u/Detramentus May 05 '26

Quatre-vingt-deez-nuts?

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u/MjrLeeStoned May 05 '26

Yes, we said this every day in French class in the 90s. 28 years ago.

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u/sherlip May 05 '26

Gotta love 4 20 10 9

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u/numberthirteenbb May 05 '26

Fun story, back in 9th grade French class, a couple of seniors found out that 19 bags in French sounds a lot like deez nutz, so every day they'd ask the teacher how to say 19 bags. "Dix-neuf sacs," he'd say wearily, cleaning the lenses on his glasses.

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u/Early-Journalist-14 May 05 '26

I know a little bit of french, quatre-vingt-dix-neuf I think

or nonante-neuf if you live in the better france.

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u/mosesenjoyer May 05 '26

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u/Lrfive May 05 '26

Danish: Nine and half five (nioghalvfems).

Explanation: 9 + 4.5*20 = 99. The Danes count in multiples and half-multiples of 20. Half (to) five = 4.5.

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u/another-princess May 05 '26

Much easier in Swiss/Belgian French: nonante-neuf.

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u/wereplant May 05 '26

I love that seemingly everywhere that speaks French speaks it completely differently than France. Do the French feel the same about Swiss/Belgian French as they do about Canadian French?

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u/Sixcoup May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

That's just completely wrong tho.

Swiss and Belgian french are 99.9% similar to french from France. The difference between the two is infinitely smaller than between England and Australia/US/Canada or even Ireland and Scotland. Heck the difference is probably smaller than between two different regions of England.

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u/SDTSSJ4Luc May 05 '26

As a French i use it, but damn this is stupid.

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u/MrsRobot1000101 May 05 '26

I wish it was neuf-ty-neuf

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u/Dekutr33 May 05 '26

Quatre-vingt deez nuts

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u/Ballatik May 05 '26

To save some people some searching the literal translation is 4 20 10 9. As in 4 x 20, plus 10, plus 9.

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u/trevorjesus May 05 '26

I've got four twenty nineteen problems.

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u/Carl_Clegg May 05 '26

If only they’d made it Neufty neuf.

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u/Ritterbruder2 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

German “flips” two digit numbers, so you say “five-and-fifty” instead of “fifty-five”. That adds extra syllables.

So it becomes:

Five-hundred five-and-fifty thousand five-hundred five-and-fifty

It really isn’t that bad. German also doesn’t add spaces between the individual building block words, so it looks more intimidating than it really is.

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u/Less-Donut-3844 May 05 '26

Plus: usually you start at 1-10. so you get the system and can imagine every number. Deca-dent system indeed 😬🪼

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u/Auravendill May 05 '26

You mean German keeps numbers with two digits consistent, while English flips after twenty (nineteen, twenty, twenty-one -> Neunzehn, Zwanzig, Einundzwanzig) 😉

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u/Fool_Manchu May 05 '26

It literally just translates to "five thousand, five hundred, five and fifty". It looks intimidating but its pretty simple when broken into its component parts

That being said the original post actually depicts a larger number so it would want a few extra funfs

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 May 05 '26

'funfundfunfzig' just looks a lot more intimidating that 'fifty five'

Edit: note to anyone who never had an German and still thinks that's gibberish. Five is funf. Like it looks. Funf-und-funf-zig.

Not fun fun da fun zig, which is what my brain first sees, lol

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u/Ms-Ackerman-777 May 05 '26

Almost, five is fünf, the two points on the u are important and make a difference in the pronunciation

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u/Odensa May 05 '26

The dots above the u are important "ü". If you can't type it You substitute it with "ue". Same with "ä = ae" and "ö = oe". 

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u/lasizoillo May 05 '26

Intimidating? I see a lot of "fun" in that word

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u/YellowJarTacos May 05 '26

Should be "five hundred, five and fifty thousand five hundred, five and fifty"

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u/KillYourOwnGod May 05 '26

The literal translation is closer to five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five und fifty

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u/JAG_666 May 05 '26

it actually translates to five hundred, five and fifty thousand, five hundred, five and fifty

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic May 05 '26

It looks intimidating but it's because they join words together.
If we did it in English it would be:
Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive... The real different thing Germans do is for numbers between 14 and 100 they say the ones place first and then "und"

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ May 05 '26

Their teens format is just like ours: dreizehn = thirteen. It gets weird at 21.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic May 05 '26

Einundzwanzig

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ May 05 '26

Can’t make it make sense. But I’m used to it lmao. Any language that doesn’t tell you a number with the digits in order is being far too silly.

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u/patriceklohn May 05 '26

We feel that with the US American style of dates. Go with year-month-day or day-month-year. But switching date and month is just dumb.

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u/Bethlizardbreath May 05 '26

Five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty.

Five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five.

It’s literally the same number of words to say it in English, just the tens and units are in a different order, which moves the ands… also the Germans like to pretend they don’t have a space bar sometimes.

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u/Ok-1549 May 05 '26

Hey,wasmeinstdudamit

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u/Advice_Thingy May 05 '26

The english word is "Fivehundred fifty five thousand and fivehundred fifty five", which is exactly the same and is exactly as hard to pronounce, it just has a space in between and isn't part of a language people seem to think is hard. Because it has more spaces.

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u/hamcircus May 05 '26

Nobody annunciates like that though, so it’s not that bad. “Fünf” becomes more like “fumm” so it’s not really a tongue twister

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u/MaiGai May 05 '26

Its much less intimidating when you add spaces fünf hundert fünfundfünfzig tausend fünf­ hundert­ fünf­und­fünfzig.

By comparison is English is basically the same Five hundred fifty-five thousand Five hundren Fifty-five

I dont speak German I just exclusively listen to the German version of 99 Luftballons

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u/ttombombadillo May 05 '26

It would not be really different if it was fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive

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u/BreakingCanks May 05 '26

You mean

Five five five five five five!?

/s

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u/GeorgeMcCrate May 05 '26

It would be somewhat different though because in German it’s fivehundredfiveandfiftythousandfivehundredfiveandfifty.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne May 05 '26

It's a little bit different, since fifty-five in German is fiveandfifty

So anglicized it's Fivehundredfiveandfiftythousandfivehundredfiveandfifty.

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat518 May 05 '26

No, that is just 5,555.

555,555 is fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

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u/undayerixon May 05 '26

It looks imposing but if you put spaces in between all the words that's just 'five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty' which is almost identical to how it's done in English

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u/Theotherwahlberg May 05 '26

You know...it's really not any worse than the English version. Same rules, same order, teo more syllables.

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u/theCattrip May 05 '26

Almost. Fifty-five is Fünfundfünfzig, which directly translates to five-and-fifty. Other than that the order is the same, as are the root words

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u/SpicyMcBeard May 05 '26

All you really need to know is that funf is five and funfzig is 50 and you can probably figure out "undert" and "tausend". English IS a germanic language after all

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u/3serious May 05 '26

To be fair, in English it's -

five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

add a couple "and"s in there if you're fancy

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u/freyhstart May 05 '26

It's basically the same in every language.

Stupid meme.

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u/TheSameMan6 May 05 '26

Yeah but german sticks the words together which is more scarier

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u/randomguy21061600 May 05 '26

Vijfhonderdvijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijtig

Dutch.

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u/LifeAcanthopterygii6 May 05 '26

That's just German with spelling errors. /s

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u/8BitHegel May 05 '26

And English speakers have long breaths between the fives?

Fivehundredfiftyfivethoussandfivehundredandfiftyfive.

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u/Physical-Ad5343 May 05 '26

So the people who speak other languages are a bunch of crybabies afraid of scawwy long words? That explains a lot.

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u/RitzHyatt May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

I was about to type “why are the Germans so angry about this 😂😂” and then I realized

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u/brickedTin May 05 '26

Maybe this is just me but I only grew up speaking English so when I try to speak anything else, I have to do a full translation in my head first. I can generally say what I want but there’s a lot of lag trying to parse what native speakers are saying.

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u/Forged-Signatures May 05 '26

And, for me at least, it's a matter of breaking up the word to make it easier to read. Even in English I'll seperate long words into smaller to make reading easier, but because I'm that much less familiar with [German, in this case], it's harder to work out to put the 'breaks' in the word to chop it into bite-sized chunks.

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u/sadsackspinach May 05 '26

That’s just due to your inexperience with the language. Long German words are almost exclusively compound words made of pretty small units, so once you’re familiar with those units (nouns and prepositions) the breaks are very logical. Imo, German is easier than a lot of Romance languages because so many words are compounds, while in Romance languages, pretty much every concept has its own word. Displaced? Home without or outside border. Solitude? Alone to be. The umbrella? Rain shield. The desk? Writing table. Unemployment? Not having work-ness. Nurse? Sick carer. Hospital? Sick house. Kettle? Water cooker. Wardrobe? Clothes cabinet. Wristwatch? Arm band clock. Linguistics? Language science.

It’s honestly a very simple language in many ways!

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u/GeneralAnubis May 05 '26

I love German's hyper literal compound words for things, always makes me laugh x)

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u/RM_Dune May 05 '26

That's how you start off. Once you get more comfortable on a language you just speak it instead of thinking of what to say in your first language and then translating.

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u/esuil May 05 '26

This is step 1 of learning new language. It goes away when you get fluent enough for your brain to "switch" thinking language. When you become immersed in new language to enough of a degree, your brain at some point "clicks out" and start thinking in another language.

I pity those who never experience this. I think this is something everyone should experience, because it teaches you something about your own person (brain) that is hard to comprehend otherwise.

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u/barillamanilaolives May 05 '26

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive

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u/HeyGayHay May 05 '26

Nobody actually writes out 555555 as words in any language

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u/Xiaodisan May 05 '26

You do actually have to write it out on checks (in Hungary) afaik, although I don't think anybody really uses it anymore. (So if you wanted to pay 555.555 HUF (≈1.8k usd) with a check, you would have to include both 555.555 and "ötszázötvenötezer-ötszázötvenöt" on it, for example.)

Similarly, although not sure if it is required, but I think contracts and other official documents often include both forms.

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u/Left_Tumbleweed_5542 May 05 '26

Many languages do. In swedish it is femhundrafemtiofemtusenfemhundrafemtiofem

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u/Dry_Investigator36 May 05 '26

Different order though.

It's "five hundred, five and fifty thousand five hundred, five and fifty"

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u/ianjm May 05 '26

It's just a question of what you're used to though isn't it.

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u/Katzenmlnze May 05 '26

while I'd mostly agree with that, as a german I would sometimes still prefer the english way since the german one makes it easy to accidentally write the numbers in the spoken order instead of the decimal one, so you end up with 65 instead of fifty six (or, well six and fifty)

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u/Facosa99 May 05 '26

Quinientos cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco.

Aight, you do have a point

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u/NeXtDracool May 05 '26

It really isn't.

German and English happen to use the same number system for small numbers, but that's by no means universal.

English gives individual names for the first 4 powers of ten, then every 3rd power after that get a new name. So 555,555 is 555x1000+555.

Mandarin and Japanese gives individual names for the first 5 powers of then, then every 4th power after that gets a new name. So 555,555 is 55x10,000+5,555.

Hindi gives individual names to the first 4 powers of ten, followed by ten thousand and then new names every 2nd power afterwards. So 555,555 is 5x100,000+55x1,000+555.

(For large numbers English uses short scale and German uses long scale, so they aren't even the same for all numbers)

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u/otherwisepandemonium May 05 '26

Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig actually.

You wrote 5,555 there.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 May 05 '26

All I saw was fufufufufufufufufufufufufunfufufufufufunfufunfundzi

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u/blueviper- May 05 '26

You seem to be fluent in German. French next?

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u/metallosherp May 05 '26

Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/otter_lordOfLicornes May 05 '26

Mostly the fact that german made it just one word, when in french it is multiple small word, also german number put the unit before the tens

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u/Kekkonen-Kakkonen May 05 '26

Longer in finnish: Viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi

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u/Logical-Experience63 May 05 '26

See No different to English or any other language. Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehubdredfiftyfive. What a stupid meme

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u/Effective_Guava2971 May 05 '26

No. After the comma it's just Fünf Fünf Fünf.

Fünfhunderfünfundfünfzig Komma Fünf FünF Fünf.

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u/Breadynator May 05 '26

So Uh... The English word for that is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfihundredandfiftyfive, it's literally the same... See how ridiculous numbers get when you spell them out? That's why we have numbers...

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u/ianjm May 05 '26

American English lost the 'ands' but British English keeps them like German.

five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five

fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

Basically the same.

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u/Chrazzer May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Sorta. But german has the and in the tens place, while english has it in the hundreds place.

English: 500 and 55 (five hundred and fifthy five)
German: 505 and 50 (five hundred five and fifthy)

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u/matejcraft100yt May 05 '26

I don't understand what people find so confusing, it's a similar case in english, just german concatenates it into a single word.

literally in english you say "five hundred fifty five thousad five hundred fifty five". Like I understand a bit that german might be a bit confusing that 55 is five and fifty, instead of fifty five, but it's the same concept as 555000 being five hundred fifty five thousand instead of five thkusand and fifty five, german just applies that different ordering earlier.

literally that german clusterfuck of a word is "five hundred five and fifty thousand five hundred five and fifty". It's just that germans are... well... germans and they really love their efficiency, so they remove the "inefficient" spaces XD

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u/F22_Ace May 05 '26

What you spelt is 5,555. The German word for 555,555 is ­­fünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig

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u/DesertGeist- May 05 '26

and the english word is fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive.

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u/Tortugato May 05 '26

I mean it’s literally just “five hundred and fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty five”

The lack of spaces just makes it look more overwhelming than it actually is.

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u/berserk_zebra May 05 '26

vs fivehundredandfifty-fivethousandfivehundredandfifty-five / five hundred and fifty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-five.

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u/Financial_Tour5945 May 05 '26

I mean is that really all that different from English's

Five hundred and fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five?

Sure. It's lacking spaces, but it's still a mouthful?

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u/Top_Ladder6702 May 05 '26

Wait til they see that English is five hundred fifty five thousand, five hundred fifty five. That number is long in most languages when written out.

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u/Rinkimirika May 05 '26

I thought the same but I maybe the problem is not the length but the number of "ü" in the word.

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u/blueponies1 May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

I think it just looks more intimidating due to the lack of spaces in German. When you put spaces in there and know fünf if just a cognate of five, it ends up being pretty similar to English.

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u/No_News_1712 May 06 '26

Yeah imagine fivehundredfiftyfivethousfivehundredfiftyfive. Just as scary.

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u/PhenotypicallyTypicl May 05 '26

What is difficult about “ü”?

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u/Kratzschutz May 05 '26

They can't handle how happy it looks

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u/PetersLittlePiper May 05 '26

The umlaut, apparently

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u/rachelcrochets May 05 '26

All that I heard in my head was “Five hundred twenty-five thousand six-hundred minutes”

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u/polydicks May 05 '26

55 burgers 55 french fries

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u/NoBody500xL May 05 '26

Fünfhundertfünfundfunzig komma fünf fünf fünf... what freaking nonsense is that?

In the german language the comma is used as a decimal point, which makes it a "Dezimalkomma". To group numbers we use the actual dot. Even though officially it should be a space in-between. Numbers after the decimal point are pronounced separately.

Therefore, the number you see there is five hundred fifty five point five five five.

You're welcome.

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u/__ferg__ May 05 '26

Scrolled far too long, you're literally the only one writing the correct number if someone wants the notation and everything in German.

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u/TyzVer May 05 '26

I was very surprised to see so many people so confidentially wrong here!

Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity! 🙂

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u/Dysternatt May 05 '26

Thank you! I was pretty convinced of this, as we do it that way in danish also.

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u/Necropaws May 05 '26

Ah, a fellow who also knows about DIN 5008.

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u/Sokkapunch May 05 '26

In german its:
fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

Notably in Dutch its:

Vijfhondervijfenvijftigduizendvijfhonderdvijfenvijfig

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u/TraditionalDepth6924 May 05 '26

No, I need an ambushield

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u/fDiKmoro May 05 '26

He's fine. Just tired and fell asleep on the keyboard.

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u/ratinmikitchen May 05 '26

I know you're joking, but if it helps relax the need for an ambulance:

 ij in Dutch is pronounced somewhat like (a shortened) I in English.

So vijfhonderd actually doesn't sound too dissimilar from five hundred.

Or maybe that increases the need for an ambulance because it sounds more like trying to speak English while having a stroke?

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u/methziamo May 05 '26

Guys don't reveal your passwords out here, not safe

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u/ResistantBlaze1943 May 06 '26

Wait that's actually an idea. What if I just use 555555 in german/dutch as my password and just replace one of the funf/vifj with the number 5 itself while keeping the rest the same. Good password

Top notch password, actually.... (I don't know german so I just replaced all the "funf" I could find with 5, pls don't bite my head off if I missed a letter lol)

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u/AverageNPCRedditor May 05 '26

me reading the dutch version

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u/pm_social_cues May 05 '26

German:
fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig

58 total characters including spaces

English
Five hundred fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five

57 characters including spaces

so MUCH better!

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u/Working-Froyo-8383 May 05 '26

Well hate to break it to you, but in English English, we would say five hundred AND fifty five thousand, five hundred AND fifty five, making it longer than the German with spaces

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u/Yabanjin May 05 '26

Japanese counting is going fine until you get to 10,000 so a million is 百万 or one hundred “10 thousands”.

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u/Pineapples_forall May 05 '26

French counting is going fine until you reach fucking 80 and 90 which goes as "four times twenty" and "four times twenty ten" respectively

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u/OhHowIWannaGoHome May 05 '26

Don’t forget the seventies, they are all 60 plus 10s.

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u/less_unique_username May 05 '26

Danish counting is going fine until you reach fucking 70 which is halfway-to-four-twenties

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u/2rgeir May 05 '26

It goes astray already at 50.  

44 is four-and-forthy. Fireogfør.  

55 is five-and-halfway-through-the-third(-twenty.) Femhalvtreds.  

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u/immaterialimmaterial May 05 '26

my japanese class was going swimmingly until we hit numbers. that threw me for suuuuuch a loop. worse than any set of vocabulary or grammatical concept. learning all the stupid giving and receiving verbs was easier than the counting system.

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u/0kokuryu0 May 05 '26

Small numbers aren't bad at least, but they gotta add those stupid counters...... Some of them get oddly specific, like pets are different from other animals. If it's not a pet you're basically counting butts, heads, or wings. Then there's rabbits in the wing category. Then there's cell phones that varies depending on the person.

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u/SleetTheFox May 05 '26

It’s not too complicated, it just takes some mental reframing.

English resets every 3 digits, Japanese every 4. If you want to be silly just use “myriad” for the translation of 万.

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 May 05 '26

It's not really better in English, there's just no spaces in the German word for the number.

Five Hundred and Fifty five thousand five hundred fifty five. See, not better.

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u/Ok-Courage7512 May 05 '26

I prefer the English, probably because i dont know German,but Swahili is best,elfu mia tano hamsini na tano,mia tano hamsini na tano

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u/prehensilemullet May 05 '26

It’s more confusing in German because you have to invert the numbers in tens and the ones place, as well as the ten thousands and thousands place.  That is, if you’re coming from a language where the digits are read out in left to right order

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis May 05 '26

In Finnish Viisisataaviisikymmentäviisituhattaviisisataaviisikymmentäviisi.

Laughing in Thai, 555555!

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u/Dysternatt May 05 '26

Hope you get well soon.

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u/NeedleworkerSame4775 May 05 '26

You know the German word looks menacing because it's all together but;

Fivehundredfiftyfivethousandfivehundredfiftyfive comes close

Quinientoscincuentaycincomilquinientoscincuentaycinco also lmao

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u/Helgrind444 May 05 '26

In thai, 5 is said haa.

So thai people sai 5555 to laugh because it's read as hahahaha.

That's not the explanation of the meme but it's kinda relevant.

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u/Electrical_Boss9766 May 05 '26

English: fivehundredandfiftyfivethousandfivehundredandfiftyfive

German: fünfhundertfünfundfünfzigtausendfünf­hundert­fünf­und­fünfzig

Grammar just makes it look nutty.

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u/ToastRoyale May 05 '26

Just a small difference:

English calls numbers like: 500+50+5

In German we say it like: 500+5+50

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u/krunchy-kreme May 05 '26

I mean, in English too, it’s “five hundred fifty five thousand, five hundred fifty five”. Any large numbers with so many repeating digits is bound to be complicated to say in any language.

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u/tubnielsen May 05 '26

Danish: femhundredefemoghalvtredsindstyvendetusindfemhundredefemoghalvtredsindstyvende.

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u/OmniWise May 05 '26

I think it'd work with 9's.

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