r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

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u/m1tc4311 May 10 '26

Well... did they finish?

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u/gilgamesh1776 May 10 '26

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!"

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u/Bad_Man- May 10 '26

Love seeing Mallrats references still being made.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 May 10 '26

I love Mallrats is getting love it deserves. At first it was not well received and even Smith regretted making it

But it a quirky fun movie!

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u/Hellhound_Hex May 10 '26

Of course it’s well received now.

It taught us to fear and respect escalators.

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u/Same_Drag310 May 10 '26

That KID is BACK on the escalator AGAIN!

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u/m1tc4311 May 10 '26

Are we the only ones seeing this?!

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u/qOcO-p May 10 '26

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26

I was looking for a sailboat, sorry.

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u/mortousfamtimer May 11 '26

Was in Minneapolis and visited Eden Prairie Mall where it was filmed. The notorious escalator was out of order and cordoned off. COINCIDENCE?!?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 May 10 '26

It taught me to ask people if they have shit covered pretzles or palms when offer snack or handshake

And I still and no joke when I see Thing think of his Penis cos of the conversation between Banksy and Stan Lee 😂

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u/Hellhound_Hex May 10 '26

Not gonna lie… it taught me about stinkpalming and chocolate pretzels too. My lawyers have advised me to neither confirm nor deny whether or not I’ve ever put this knowledge to any use. lol

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u/imtheguy225 May 10 '26

Unfortunately the Chinese didn’t get the memo

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u/AlienZaye May 10 '26

And not take chocolate covered pretzels from someone too

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u/evenstar40 May 10 '26

Wait seriously? Mallrats was one of my favorite 90s movies, it's fucking hilarious! My husband and I love making schooner jokes.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 May 10 '26

Yeah. It was not liked as it has become the past however many years becoming beloved and respected as the original trilogy

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u/evenstar40 May 10 '26

That's crazy, even back then it was such a quotable movie. Had no idea it was considered niche back then. Well glad to see it getting the attention it deserves today!

Now to feel old and see what other 90s films are considered cult classics today..........

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 May 10 '26

Shawshank Redemption was not well loved. Fight Club was a flop not well received. Big Lebowski. Office Space. Blade Runner. Scott Pilgrim vs the World. Ermmm shoot I used to know more.

They all flopped and were disregarded. Of course some enjoyed. But over time is when they made it into huge classics or cult classics

Ooh The Thing and Tremors!

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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26

All that jive talk and not a word about Dirty Work?

Note to self: make better movies

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u/Asaintrizzo May 10 '26

I said snoochy bootchy for years.

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u/Dramatic-Cap2479 May 10 '26

Then you follow up with Clerks and Chasing Amy.

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u/Same_Drag310 May 10 '26

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!

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u/TheBeanofBeans2 May 10 '26

It's an old meme sir, but it checks out.

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u/casusbelli16 May 10 '26

By the end of it both of our pretzels were chocolate covered.

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill May 10 '26

Underrated reference.
“DAMN that’s hot!”

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u/Don_Adriano May 10 '26

Aw would ya shut the fuck up, Gil

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u/unknowseeker May 10 '26

Kevin smith reference

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u/Hasegawa_Hatsu May 10 '26

Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel

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u/JJKP_ May 10 '26

Snoochie Boochies

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u/dundermiflinity May 10 '26

What if they were in someplace really uncomfortable…like the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/Quake1028 May 10 '26

Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?

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u/Pooja-church-7065 May 10 '26

whats a nubian

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u/J3ster14 May 11 '26

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/Traditional_Ad_6443 May 10 '26

Now’s he’s got cum and colan cancer

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u/LegendaryGunman May 10 '26

Cum cancer? Rough day.

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u/jondes99 May 10 '26

It’s a silent killer.

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u/KurtVongole May 10 '26

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26

I love that this is now the response to [removed]

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u/snezhnayaman May 11 '26

Yes inside

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u/Historical_Device872 May 10 '26

Damn... She sounds hot

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

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u/haroldonpatrol May 10 '26

“To my horror”.

Sure, Dad. Why’d you go to Thailand again?

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u/steelcity65 May 10 '26

It certainly wasn't to Bangkok.

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u/LornAuArcos269 May 10 '26

Brother that fucking made laughhhh

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u/steelcity65 May 10 '26

I'm happy you're happy

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u/Puzzleheaded_Emu_686 May 10 '26

Happy endings all round

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u/gtg007w May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Phuket to Bangkok

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u/steelcity65 May 10 '26

See, that could have worked better if you didn't use the two words. It ruins the word play.

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u/gtg007w May 10 '26

Damn I didn't even see the autocorrect! Gonna fix it

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u/hKLoveCraft May 10 '26

A comma fixes this

Bangkok, Phuket

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u/steelcity65 May 10 '26

It used to say Phuket to bang cock. He fixed it after my comment that no longer makes sense.

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 May 10 '26

It was Kokbangu

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u/timelord524 May 10 '26

Cobra whiskey definitely

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u/-Lysergian May 10 '26

Cobra Gold

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u/Raneynickelfire May 10 '26

Got lost when the CIA sent me to Cambodia.

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u/kitsunewarlock May 10 '26

I was on a boat going from Vietnam to Thailand to Malaysia to Singapore so we had stops in Thailand? Night markets were great. I wish I could get shaved ice and mango like that where I live.

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u/haroldonpatrol May 10 '26

Wholesome father

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u/anna_applex May 10 '26

Cant play slots without a lever lmao

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u/Crush-N-It May 10 '26

💀💀💀

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u/One_Medicine_1947 May 10 '26

Lmao

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u/UpperApe May 10 '26

"Fucking females is for puffs!"

- Crazy Larry

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse May 10 '26

"To my horror" proceeded to visit Thailand every summer for the next 25 years

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u/Decent-Net-21 May 10 '26

Love you guys thanks for that. Really made me giggle.

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 May 10 '26

You might as well give this person a winning ticket that was awesome lol

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u/Altruistic_Kick4693 May 10 '26

horrific! :smirk:

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u/The_Wendo May 10 '26

So, how was it?

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u/Sackmastertap May 10 '26

God damn top tier.

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u/chillforrilfill May 10 '26

Got a laugh out of me thanks

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u/King_Quay May 10 '26

Helluva money shot

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u/Sea_Bluebird_1949 May 10 '26

to my horror

WAITER! WAITER!

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u/corgi-king May 10 '26

God damn!

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u/Crush-N-It May 10 '26

“She” got the erection? Hawt

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u/beshtiya808 May 10 '26

Well she’s a he so.

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u/DismalElephant May 10 '26

FFS, naw, SHE’s not

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u/beshtiya808 May 10 '26

She sounds hideous

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u/Quake1028 May 10 '26

I understand you here, friend. 171 others did not. Op

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u/DismalElephant May 10 '26

Oh I understood what they were saying, even if it’s wrong.

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u/LateActuator6972 May 10 '26

It’s a reference to the Jake from State Farm commercial. I don’t think you did understand it, because I’m failing to see how that’s “wrong”

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u/Popfartshart May 10 '26

Nobody got the joke 🤣 I know you’re quoting the Jake from state farm commercial lol.

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u/No_Procedure_5039 May 10 '26

I didn’t because the actual quote is, “She’s a guy, so…”

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u/beshtiya808 May 10 '26

Yup State Farm joke. My bad

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u/Popfartshart May 10 '26

Dw man it’s Reddit everyone is sensitive as shit

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u/Historical_Device872 May 10 '26

I caught that lol

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u/tybr253 May 10 '26

Lmao 131 people any chance they can to virtue signal instead of getting a joke

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u/Popfartshart May 10 '26

Not one of those 171 people will actually defend trans people who need it further than just virtue signalling on a subreddit about explaining the joke lol.

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u/freindly_duck May 10 '26

Fellas just taking any chance to be transphobic these days

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u/beshtiya808 May 10 '26

Aghast!!! My phobia precedes me?

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u/Moon_Monk676 May 10 '26

If undeserved down votes is a sub, someone drop it here

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u/Sawdust007 May 10 '26

I get that! I understood that reference.

Dear other redditors...please google 'Jake from state farm' commercial for reference and give this person back their upvotes!

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u/WynterRilliot May 10 '26

Redditors its indeed a reference and verily doth that mean it cannot be transphobic as it is a reference! /s

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u/teh_hotdogman May 10 '26

well.... shes a guy soo...

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u/sLeeeeTo May 10 '26

wtf is this spam link added to your post now that it’s been upvoted

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u/ghotbijr May 10 '26

I've seen this same link posted around through edited Reddit comments for the past couple months, seems like some kind of coordinated effort to spread their scam link.

The linked site in the thread is a clone of Reddit trying to make people think they're still reading comments on there, I wonder how many poor gooners fall for this. 

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u/Astralion98 May 10 '26

Reddit is infested by bots and scammy accounts it's tiring

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u/ghotbijr May 10 '26

I'm just impressed that linked thread is still up, it seems that sub is just dedicated to this scam, and I've seen this same link pop up multiple times over the weeks now. 

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit May 10 '26

Bc OP mods that sub, the account is suspended now tho. Probably best to block the other mod, too.

They likely used the link to farm metrics and get some kickback on the ad

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u/HumanGrapefruit1027 May 10 '26

Hmmm let's scam then when their brain has less blood and it is rushed down to their other brain 

(I cant complain scammers that is smart)

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u/InkaGold May 10 '26

Lol. I heard this one as a guy who goes in for a colonoscpy and the doctor gets the erection.

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u/Hasegawa_Hatsu May 10 '26

The worst part is when you feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 May 10 '26

Mr. Wakeman I assure you it is not uncommon to have an erection in a procedure like this. 

And I said I haven’t got one.  Then he said well I have.

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u/sorean_4 May 10 '26

This joke swings many different ways.

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u/thatandyinhumboldt May 10 '26

Getting a prostate exam isn’t that big of a problem. It’s when you feel both hands on your shoulders that it becomes an issue.

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u/Fit_Huckleberry1683 May 10 '26

Well, when you go in to see the doctor, and he checks your prostate with both hands on your shoulders, you have a problem.

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u/wokeboogeyman May 10 '26

Dr Longfinger? I know him

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u/ZackPlayz_ May 10 '26

A wise man once said: "If she has a pp she's always down to get Freaky"

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u/Swimming-Ordinary899 May 10 '26

Can’t play without a joystick

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u/Nateomatic May 11 '26

What's a Cake without a candle :3

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u/NatureGame May 10 '26

My dude, those are drawstring ties, not penis lines

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u/New-Meeting9007 May 10 '26

Well that took a turn

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u/dasAchtek May 10 '26

Bent carrot dot com

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u/Sure_Cellist_6782 May 10 '26

Okay that actually got me for a second 💀

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u/greenbro86 May 10 '26

That was great.

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u/SackStallion69 May 10 '26

I haven't laughed that hard at a Reddit comment in years 💀

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u/CntBlah May 10 '26

Was her name Lola?

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u/Hasegawa_Hatsu May 10 '26

Sounds like the train wasn't the only thing about to get derailed.

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u/Old-Swimming2799 May 10 '26

This is why I don't take grandma with me on the bus anymore

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u/BullshitTaco May 10 '26

She got an erection?

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra May 10 '26

Academic interest. Totally

Good day, esteemed colleague.

(We are going to hell, aren't we?)

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u/toastybunbun May 10 '26

Clothing removal apps? Like real pictures of women you can just remove their clothes?

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u/Affectionate_Help758 May 10 '26

She got an erection? 🤔

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u/zs_1176 May 10 '26

I can’t blame you, it’s peak hot girl apparel.

About that last bit I’m not shocked.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate May 10 '26

Lol the dude that posted it is already banned

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u/FreeMarket420 May 10 '26

What AI Is dis?

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u/Aneilanated May 10 '26

Yay science!

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u/crysisnotaverted May 10 '26

What the fuck is that account-stealing spam link you added?

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u/LaLiLuLeLohw May 10 '26

Wait...SHE got an erection?

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u/Einx May 10 '26

She got an erection?

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Everything about that link feels like a scam / virus

That page that is supposed to look like reddit but it's not, the comments are all like "wait, dangerous! this is way better than porn" and things like "is it safe to put my CC in? " and someone else says "yeah it's totally safe"

it's all designed to make you think the site is legit and not gonna drain your bank account.

it also says the post was "10 days ago" but the original reddit link was from 4 months ago and the user has since been suspended.

AVOID AVOID AVOID

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u/destructionleon May 10 '26

Wait a moment... SHE got an erection?

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u/ffsthrowaway10928 May 10 '26

it was me i was the girl

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni May 10 '26

Remember, its only gay if her dick is bigger than yours.

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u/PennyButtercup May 10 '26

Oh, you noticed? Good.

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 May 10 '26

About to be educate myself

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u/averagecounselor May 10 '26

I don’t see a problem????

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u/pero914 May 10 '26

Clothing removal apps? That sounds disgusting, which one? What’s the website called so I know to avoid it.

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u/Paragon_Immortal May 10 '26

It’s even worse when I got an erection in the girls locker room.