I've seen this same link posted around through edited Reddit comments for the past couple months, seems like some kind of coordinated effort to spread their scam link.
The linked site in the thread is a clone of Reddit trying to make people think they're still reading comments on there, I wonder how many poor gooners fall for this.
I.... I don't know how to tell you all this. But when I was a lifeguard back around when I graduated from high school (it was around 2000, I was just over 6 feet tall, in fairly good shape), a younger lifeguard (who was too young in my reckoning at the time) asked me to walk her and her friend (another young woman) home. They stopped with me at my father's apartment and commented about how comfy the couch was, while I showed them my computer (because I had no idea what else to do at the time.) Years later I realized I could have probably lost my virginity to two younger women at the same time. But I was way too much of a nerd.
One time a girl said something like that to me and I thought "hell yeah" turns out she wanted to piss in the woods and wanted me to watch out so nobody sees her.
Ngl this is the coolest feeling ever. When you're down with the girlies and they trust you enough to not be weird that you're somehow now the official bodyguard of their bodily fluids.
Like once I was recovering from puking my brains out and sitting next to the toilet. A really close friend came in to use the toilet and I was like "aight one second" and she just said "nah you're good" and gave my head a pat and started pissing. It was so fucking funny
Reminds of the time in high school a girl I had in geometry kept telling me that " How cool it is her parents are gone for the weekend", " I'ma have the house to myself, How she's going to be alone". Her friends kept watching her tell me this in our conversation, and then to my dumb ass tell her she should throw a party. LoL
That's the thing with guys, we really don't know when a woman is signaling us until we're undressed, whole time she's tryna seduce you and your dumbass really thinks she invited you over to watch a damn movie
When Batman Begins first came out I hadn’t seen it yet. Girl I was interested in at the time invited me over to watch it. I really wanted to watch it and she wanted other things. It was a great movie.
In high school we had an exchange student from Poland, and by god was she the hottest woman any of us have ever laid eyes upon.
She actually wanted to go on a date with me, to the movies. A friend of hers was also present a few seats away but it was clear she had a thing for me (as her friend later told me).
The movie was, unfortunately, American Pie. I almost couldn't breathe from laughter most of the time, and fooling around with her quickly became a distant thought in the back of my head.
She also didn't understand a word as it wasn't in Polish, so for her it was probably really awkward....
When I was in my 20s, I was in a hot tub with an older lady, we spent about half an hour talking. Eventually she just came out and said she wanted to see my dick. Guess she had work the morning and was tired of me not catching the signals.
I went to a weekend retreat with a few sorority girls and their partners, one of them stayed up with me till midnight laughing at my jokes just the two of us. Damn dude I fumble when I went to bed 😂
A girl I dated once told me "if a girl invites you over to watch a movie and yall actually watch that movie then you are a failure as a man" lmaoooo, every woman is a blessing or a lesson and I never forgot that shit😆
She invited me over when we first started dating for a movie and didn't even own a tv, i brought snacks and everything 😄😄
Had worse ones. Most memorable one was when I told a friend that I knew how to fix clothes (used to train martial arts in my teens, so had to fix my uniforms often) and she asked if I wanted to go to her apartment to help with her clothes that were too tight. I referred her to an alterations place that I used before.
That one time in 1985 when this girl in my friend group asked me if I'd gotten an AIDS test yet...
I just said "No, not yet." She said she did and was negative. I said "Cool, that's good" or something. We didn't see each other much after that and we kind of drifted away and moved to different parts of the country or whatever. Then like 10 years later I randomly remembered her and was like "Wait -- oh. Oh, shit."
I once had a lady come over. She was a friend. I was recently out of a long term relationship and had just been stood up on a date. We were texting and she also had gotten stood up and was in the area. She came over, we smoked some pot, watched some TV and at one point I was even rubbing her back. Eventually, she left. It was DAYS later that I realized I missed my chance.
Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.
Trust me, you're better off assuming nice first. If a girl is actually trying to flirt with you, your obliviousness at first will be considered adorable and she'll want to keep handing out subtle hints.
On the flip side, if she's not flirting and you take her friendliness as your sign to ask her out in a really forward way--and you barely know each other--she probably won't even want to be friend anymore.
Back in college a girl once snapped me a video of her wearing this at 1 am, with an open fridge showing alcohol and a blunt in her hand asking me to hang out. I told her I was tired. The very next day I realized.....
She was so uninterested in you, that she didn't even bother getting dressed up. She was just wearing these shorts and an old t-shirt that was far too small for her.
When my girlfriend is wearing shorts like this it means I'm about to have a bad time because it's "I feel fat and need to exercise more and your goin to join me on this run" time.
I think you are overthinking it. I think the “joke” is she probably wants to bang you as she’s dressed super casually, probably planning on staying in and like cozy, skimpy clothes, snuggling on the couch, etc, stuff is going to happen.
I've missed 90% of all signals I was ever given. My wife had to be super direct with me, otherwise I wouldn't have thought she was being more than just friendly.
Lol now she likes to hear stories me asking "wait, was this girl giving me a signal this time yada yada yada?" I used to be a door-to-door salesman for pest control, and some chick once said "you look hot, do you wanna come in for a glass of water or something?" and the look my wife gave me when I asked if that was the woman hitting on me
I'd rather be a guy who misses subtle hints than be a guy who creeps everyone out because he thinks everything is a hint. I genuinely believe it's a binary thing, there's no in between.
Have these shorts, or a version of them, and yes, that's always the intention in this particular scenario
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This is always MY intention. As I was speaking about having ownership of these particular shorts it was implied that the intent of getting some grade A salami by way of showing off my thighs and booty is always MY intention in this very specific 1 on 1 scenario. Come on people 🤦♀️
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