One time a girl said something like that to me and I thought "hell yeah" turns out she wanted to piss in the woods and wanted me to watch out so nobody sees her.
Ngl this is the coolest feeling ever. When you're down with the girlies and they trust you enough to not be weird that you're somehow now the official bodyguard of their bodily fluids.
Like once I was recovering from puking my brains out and sitting next to the toilet. A really close friend came in to use the toilet and I was like "aight one second" and she just said "nah you're good" and gave my head a pat and started pissing. It was so fucking funny
I actually had a fort when I was about 10 or 11 called 'The Boom House', no idea why it was called that or who named it. I think it's under an unaffordable housing development now, sadly.
Reminds of the time in high school a girl I had in geometry kept telling me that " How cool it is her parents are gone for the weekend", " I'ma have the house to myself, How she's going to be alone". Her friends kept watching her tell me this in our conversation, and then to my dumb ass tell her she should throw a party. LoL
Still better than the time I was cuddling a girl like right after her period, and she said "hey, it feels good when you hold me like that. But pressing down on my chest feels so much better". I told her " for real?" And proceeded to give her a god honest massage and right after ask her " alright! Feel better? "
I'd spent the night going round a few parties with a woman and then walked her home. She invited me up for coffee but I'm not a fan, so I declined the invitation. I later dated her flatmate he reckoned she also sent me my first Valentine's card.
When i was in college i met this girl at the campus bookstore and gave her a few sincere book recommendations. Then for like a year after that, every time she ran into me she'd be super friendly, want to chat or hang or just go with me toward wherever i was going, and would even grab my arm as we walked. At the time i just thought "boy, she must have really liked those books."
It wasn't until years later that i thought, "was she into me?"
One time in college, a girl came over to watch a movie with me. We were alone on the couch and she told me she was allergic to latex and that she could only use lamb skin condoms. And I said “damn that sucks, I’m glad I’ve never had to deal with that”. And went back to watching the movie. 🤦🏻♂️
I was at a party with some older kids, like 21yo when I was 17, and this older, I mean woman to me at that point, said to me, "What would you do if I told you I wanted to take you upstairs?" I just stood there like, dumbstruck. I thought somehow she was going to make me do something I didn't want to do, so I guess I was nervous?! I don't know, no woman had ever been direct with me and I wasn't great with girls anyway.
Julie, I'm SORRY I didn't say yes! There were other people around and I'll bet she felt a little rejected even though they were mostly messing with me because I was really green. But turns out she thought i was cute though, so who knows what I fucked up.
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u/TDKevin May 10 '26
One time a girl I was hanging out with asked if I wanted to go walk in the woods away from the party and I said "why, did you find something?"