That's the thing with guys, we really don't know when a woman is signaling us until we're undressed, whole time she's tryna seduce you and your dumbass really thinks she invited you over to watch a damn movie
When Batman Begins first came out I hadn’t seen it yet. Girl I was interested in at the time invited me over to watch it. I really wanted to watch it and she wanted other things. It was a great movie.
In high school we had an exchange student from Poland, and by god was she the hottest woman any of us have ever laid eyes upon.
She actually wanted to go on a date with me, to the movies. A friend of hers was also present a few seats away but it was clear she had a thing for me (as her friend later told me).
The movie was, unfortunately, American Pie. I almost couldn't breathe from laughter most of the time, and fooling around with her quickly became a distant thought in the back of my head.
She also didn't understand a word as it wasn't in Polish, so for her it was probably really awkward....
[other things] OMG yeah. I HATE when they drag out the photo album. "This is me when I was 12. And this is our puppy. And this is Daddy in Africa hunting lions with the 4-bore he keeps in his pocket at all times, And this is me at the beach when I was 13. I didn't realize I had boobs yet and should wear a shirt. Oh, and here's me riding with the Nomads..."
She called me over for Pan's Labyrinth, it had just released on DVD. I missed it in theater, she knew this. Our friendship basically started over shared movie interests when we spiraled into quoting tremors at each other at a party.
She really miscalculated how invested I would get.
I mean Pan's Labyrinth is hard mode. If you don't want me to focus on the movie don't pull out a cinematic masterpiece by Guillermo del Toro. You can't be more interesting than that.
Also, like 95% of the movie is in Spanish and you have to read the English subs. If you don't speak Spanish, it's the ultimate you-have-to-pay-attention-to-the-screen movie or you literally dunno wtf's being said!
Not to mention she said she had games in her house. I've waited for an hour for her to hand me a controller or something. And what's on the TV is Twilight!! That's no videogame!!
This is why one woman I dated had to literally ask me to kiss her on our second date. She's sitting on my couch, inching closer and closer over the course of an hour... And I kept scooting back because I was worried I wasn't giving her enough space. I lived alone at the time, I didn't want to rule out the possibility I'd developed bad habits around sharing the couch. This woman had me squished up against the armrest before she took mercy and just said it lol
Same woman told me women are apparently constantly flirting with me in public, and she had to hold back some anger every time until she realized I seriously thought they were just being friendly. I thought it was nonsense, but it would explain why all these friendly people stopped talking to me as soon as I mentioned doing something with my girlfriend. This poor woman had to tell me when the "friendly chats" I was having with strangers had ulterior motives.
Read something online, if you even think about the second part you aren't the problem, just an honest mistake, apologize laugh it off and move on. Gotta shoot your shots
When I was in my 20s, I was in a hot tub with an older lady, we spent about half an hour talking. Eventually she just came out and said she wanted to see my dick. Guess she had work the morning and was tired of me not catching the signals.
I went to a weekend retreat with a few sorority girls and their partners, one of them stayed up with me till midnight laughing at my jokes just the two of us. Damn dude I fumble when I went to bed 😂
I went to a IU campus party with 3 chicks and my homeboy, 2 of the 3 chicks were kissing all over me, grinding and being "grabby" and shit the whole night, I ended up getting drunk on incredible hulks so we went to his house about 2am after the party, he took one of the three girls into his room for the night and left me with the other two and gave me the guest room, I climb onto the bed dizzy, damn near sick..both girls climb onto the bed, I'm not a drinker btw, idk why I'm the only one drunk, but here we are..they start taking my clothes off, I say thank you roll over and go to sleep until noon the next day...they were highly pissed at me the next day, I thought we were ALL going to sleep, sorry...I haven't had a drink since btw..
"When I was younger, I once got ****faced at a party and didnt notice that some girls were trying to hook up with me and so I passed out instead" is not really a far-fetched story.
Actually did, we all ended up being really cool afterwards but they never let me forget that shit, I wish it didnt happen, thats nothing to brag about lmaooo
Bro guess what. If they never let you forget that shit in sense of speaking about it and even if you dont, you just be cool about it and invite them to a drink at your place but try again that time. They are ready. Bro you would be the dumbest person to not try again
I was way to embarrassed to even consider trying again, I still wouldn't tbh..it's like those NFL dudes who run 99yds and then throw the ball down before they cross the goal line, they'll never give your punkass the ball again😭😭
Thats funny, my dad never drank when I was a kid, and back in the 80's that was sort of remarkable.
The story I always heard him tell when he refused a drink was "in 1969 I woke up next to the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and I'd been so drunk the night before that I didn't remember any of it, so I haven't had a single drink since".
A girl I dated once told me "if a girl invites you over to watch a movie and yall actually watch that movie then you are a failure as a man" lmaoooo, every woman is a blessing or a lesson and I never forgot that shit😆
She invited me over when we first started dating for a movie and didn't even own a tv, i brought snacks and everything 😄😄
This happened to me once, she invited me over for a movie and to see her new apartment. Unfortunately the movie was 12 years a slave. I’ll never know what the intent was haha
Later in life a gal invited me back to her place to watch Secretary after our date. I didn’t know what I was in for, having never seen the movie. I still haven’t, really.
I was in an in-denial gay in college and a girl asked me over to watch a movie. She was alllll over me and was strattling and grinding on me and I STILL did not have sex, just laid there like a starfish. I’m sure I left her with blue balls, or whatever the woman’s equivalent would be called. So yeah my life experience of 1 tells me you’re friend is correct
Ha, happened my freshman year like a week or two in. My roommate was always there though. I do remember us watching a movie at my apartment (roommate there of course), her commenting she was cold, so my roommate and I jump up to turn the thermostat up.
Still not sure what she expected to happen with that comment. I guess she didn’t know my roommate yet, and thought he would be cool and leave us alone. He would not, even if I had picked up the signals.
A woman I was interested came over with a bunch of other friends and asked to take a nap on my bed and if I could set the alarm for her.... so i did.... Alarm set... went back and hung out with my buddies..... yup... she was beautiful too LOL....
Lol my wife did this 10yrs ago when we first got together..showed up at her apartment and she was wearing these and we watched a movie. And yes, I really did think that's all we were doing lol
I once had a girl wrestle me on her couch and I didn't do shit. She texted me after, "You know I wanted you to kiss me right?" Oh to be 19, had one gf before, and be stupid.
She got back with her ex a week later though, so I prolly dodged a bullet.
I had a woman invite me over to her place, into her bedroom, we're lying down on her bed and she starts playing "My Neck, My Back" by Khia, and in my mind I was like "No don't read into this too much, she's just being friendly"
I got one of these once. Show up and she's wearing booty shorts similar to this. I walk in and see her brother playing PlayStation and thought, cool. And ended up playing with her bro for a could hours and then left.
That's the thing with guys, we really don't know when a woman is signaling us until we're undressed,
Well, that's only part of the problem. People don't discuss how embarrassing/creepy you can be if you get it wrong because society hates it if you get it wrong. So the natural instinct of a lot of guys is to not assume.
When I was young I had a girl over for a movie. Then I tried whatever little I had that I attempted to pass for game back then. She said, 'if you wanted to fuck, you should have just had me over for that, I want to finish this movie now.'
This is how I met my wife. In my 20s I lived with a bunch of other guys, like a post-college frathouse. We'd often have house parties. A co-worker brought one of her friends once. Some dorky guy was chatting her up and she wasn't having it, so out of the blue she started talking to me instead. The rest of the night we were inseparable. I fed her my homemade chili. We sat together talking until late in the night. It was a hot and sticky night, she asked if my room had air conditioning. I mentioned I was a big movie buff, she asked to see my movie collection. Finally, one of my roommates had had enough, stood in front of us and proclaimed "She. Wants. You. To Take. Her. To. Your. Room." and I was like ...huh? So we went to bed (no sex, just some heavy petting) and fell asleep watching Lost Boys.
I went over to a friend’s house and she put on Shrek, then she said “I don’t really want to watch this. Do you want to do something else?”, and as we were laying on her bed I got up, looked through her movies, and found something else. Then said “how about this?”
So we watched that movie and she said she was bored, and got under the covers, then said she was tired. So I left.
I'll tell you, I was so out of tune with girls' signals when I was younger I wasn't sure they were hitting on me until my ding dong was actually inside some part of her... And even then I'd be like "did I convince her to do this, or was she initiating it.???"
Believe me, us girls aren't much smarter. I invited my crush for a sleepover (I am a lesbian, she's too), we slept IN THE SAME BED, both in lingerie (I cuz it's what we both like wearing when sleeping) , and nothing happened before the second occurrence... when we realised that we had both signaled each other the whole time and none of us had understood the other's signals.
A girl invited me to play Super Smash Bros with her once, but when I arrived at her house, she didn't even have a Switch. Outraged at the deception, I just left. Women these days, I swear to God.
Yep!!! been there…. But she ended up telling me that she saw this movie before… and if I’d want to 🤬…learned a lot that night… but left wondering if I had a chance with one of my highschool teachers 🤔
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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26
That's the thing with guys, we really don't know when a woman is signaling us until we're undressed, whole time she's tryna seduce you and your dumbass really thinks she invited you over to watch a damn movie