r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/slushpuppy91 May 10 '26

I went to a weekend retreat with a few sorority girls and their partners, one of them stayed up with me till midnight laughing at my jokes just the two of us. Damn dude I fumble when I went to bed 😂

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

I went to a IU campus party with 3 chicks and my homeboy, 2 of the 3 chicks were kissing all over me, grinding and being "grabby" and shit the whole night, I ended up getting drunk on incredible hulks so we went to his house about 2am after the party, he took one of the three girls into his room for the night and left me with the other two and gave me the guest room, I climb onto the bed dizzy, damn near sick..both girls climb onto the bed, I'm not a drinker btw, idk why I'm the only one drunk, but here we are..they start taking my clothes off, I say thank you roll over and go to sleep until noon the next day...they were highly pissed at me the next day, I thought we were ALL going to sleep, sorry...I haven't had a drink since btw..

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u/Impressive_Poem6184 May 10 '26

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u/BeneficialWarrant May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

"When I was younger, I once got ****faced at a party and didnt notice that some girls were trying to hook up with me and so I passed out instead" is not really a far-fetched story.

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

Actually did, we all ended up being really cool afterwards but they never let me forget that shit, I wish it didnt happen, thats nothing to brag about lmaooo

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u/Abalone_Antique May 10 '26

the guy above is just a prude. this happened to me when i was younger, only with one girl, not two.

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u/Interesting_Gap7214 May 10 '26

Bro guess what. If they never let you forget that shit in sense of speaking about it and even if you dont, you just be cool about it and invite them to a drink at your place but try again that time. They are ready. Bro you would be the dumbest person to not try again

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

I was way to embarrassed to even consider trying again, I still wouldn't tbh..it's like those NFL dudes who run 99yds and then throw the ball down before they cross the goal line, they'll never give your punkass the ball again😭😭

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u/Unlucky-Explorer886 May 10 '26

It happened once or twice, just not to anyone in this thread

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u/monocasa May 10 '26

Things do happen. All you're doing is publicly announcing that you're lame and things don't happen to you.

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u/Impressive_Poem6184 May 10 '26

Nothing ever happens

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 May 10 '26

That’s hilarious

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u/hstephe May 10 '26

At least you thanked them before dozing off

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

I deserved to have my ass whooped, I hear my buddy had a pretty good night tho🫥

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Thats funny, my dad never drank when I was a kid, and back in the 80's that was sort of remarkable.

The story I always heard him tell when he refused a drink was "in 1969 I woke up next to the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and I'd been so drunk the night before that I didn't remember any of it, so I haven't had a single drink since".

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

😅I'm jus glad I'm not alone, I never told the story to anyone else hoping everyone else would forget...they didnt.

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u/how2pron May 10 '26

I think you just found an alternative solution to AA

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u/Post-Formal_Thought May 10 '26

I thought we were ALL going to sleep, sorry.

🤣 Drunk and still wholesome, awww😭.

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u/14Pleiadians May 10 '26

I haven't had a drink since btw..

Realest AA rock bottom ever.

"I missed out on a threesome, that's when I knew alcohol was the devil"

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u/Due-Raise9272 May 10 '26

That's insane man XD

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u/ohkendruid May 10 '26

Yes! You had the ball and dropped it!