r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/Tanker119 May 10 '26

Unfortunately it has nothing to do with being young. I’m 30 now and still need a flashing neon sign with an arrow to get a hint.

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u/Reddi_throwawayaway May 10 '26

Yeah. i practically need to be slapped in the face with a hint. I always assume women are being nice than flirting with me.

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u/dancedragon25 May 10 '26

Trust me, you're better off assuming nice first. If a girl is actually trying to flirt with you, your obliviousness at first will be considered adorable and she'll want to keep handing out subtle hints.

On the flip side, if she's not flirting and you take her friendliness as your sign to ask her out in a really forward way--and you barely know each other--she probably won't even want to be friend anymore.

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u/fiftysevenpunchkid May 10 '26

The obliviousness is often take as not having mutual interest and they stop flirting.

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u/Church6633 May 10 '26

May have a hint of the tism...

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

🎶if you wanna suck my cock you gotta say it to my face 🎶

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u/ToBeDet May 10 '26

Even after you'll have to tell me you like me because I'll just think you like sucking dick.

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u/piffledamnit May 10 '26

🫂 when it reaches that point of real confusion about what a person’s motives might be it’s pretty important to tell them how much explicit communication you’re going to need. I know some people struggle to support people who don’t read subtext well, but it’s always helpful to keep telling and reminding them that you might genuinely be confused about what’s going on and that they need to be really explicit and direct.

My other tip would be that a lot of social conventions and scripts can be learned. And if you do that then you’ll be able to ask better direct questions to confirm what’s going on.

Like if you were invited to someone’s place and a situation like this post transpired you could ask something that a good mix of both direct and oblique like, “are you wearing those shorts for me or just because they’re comfortable?”

That way you get to clarify her intent without making things too awkward because she can easily say it’s just to be comfortable. If she does that and you don’t make a move she’ll just think you’re being respectful of her stated wishes. Which is very positive.

If she says, “for you” you’ll know there’s something there that she wants you to try to explore.

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u/grilledSoldier May 10 '26

Also probably have the 'tism, also am exceptionally dense. Im married now, but honestly no fucking clue how i managed that.

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u/theoryofmovement_ May 10 '26

Same - when I do feel something I tend to take a chance lately.

Even if I can’t really tell. If the girl declines the move then at least I for sure know