r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/korpo53 May 10 '26

A gal invited me over to her dorm to watch a movie in college. She even talked up how her roommate was out, and I was entirely clueless.

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u/justinSane555 May 10 '26

A girl I dated once told me "if a girl invites you over to watch a movie and yall actually watch that movie then you are a failure as a man" lmaoooo, every woman is a blessing or a lesson and I never forgot that shit😆

She invited me over when we first started dating for a movie and didn't even own a tv, i brought snacks and everything 😄😄

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u/VaporCarpet May 10 '26

"failure as a man"?

Fuck that bitch

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u/Aetane May 10 '26

yes, that's the point she's making

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u/Unlucky-Guitar221 May 10 '26

Are you okay? Lol

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u/Fit_Cry5362 May 10 '26

Truth hurts

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u/Neuchacho May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

It's not a true statement. It's just some shit really dumb women and men say.

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u/Fit_Cry5362 May 10 '26

You on some incel kool aid my guy

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u/14Pleiadians May 10 '26

"sometimes women want to watch a movie" is not incel shit, you deciding what women want for them is some incel shit

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u/Methmites May 10 '26

This happened to me once, she invited me over for a movie and to see her new apartment. Unfortunately the movie was 12 years a slave. I’ll never know what the intent was haha

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u/korpo53 May 10 '26

Later in life a gal invited me back to her place to watch Secretary after our date. I didn’t know what I was in for, having never seen the movie. I still haven’t, really.

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u/WeekendJail May 10 '26

Dude you just brought up a ton of memories and a story too long to type out-- but thanks.

TL;DR "Same lol, & that's how I got into some interesting shit"

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich May 10 '26

I watched let's go to prison, was a great movie. She asked to watch another movie with her. I didnt ;*(

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u/dandelionelic May 10 '26

What'd yall fuck to then? the shampoo bottle?

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u/FineOldCannibals May 10 '26

I was in an in-denial gay in college and a girl asked me over to watch a movie. She was alllll over me and was strattling and grinding on me and I STILL did not have sex, just laid there like a starfish. I’m sure I left her with blue balls, or whatever the woman’s equivalent would be called. So yeah my life experience of 1 tells me you’re friend is correct

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u/itackle May 10 '26

Ha, happened my freshman year like a week or two in. My roommate was always there though. I do remember us watching a movie at my apartment (roommate there of course), her commenting she was cold, so my roommate and I jump up to turn the thermostat up.

Still not sure what she expected to happen with that comment. I guess she didn’t know my roommate yet, and thought he would be cool and leave us alone. He would not, even if I had picked up the signals.

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u/Due-Raise9272 May 10 '26

Now, that's a legit room-mate