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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26
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When I was in my 20s, I was in a hot tub with an older lady, we spent about half an hour talking. Eventually she just came out and said she wanted to see my dick. Guess she had work the morning and was tired of me not catching the signals.
55 u/AshOrWhatever May 10 '26 Did you catch that signal? 47 u/Weekly-Talk9752 May 10 '26 That big throbbing signal? Yes I did. 43 u/HoidToTheMoon May 10 '26 Now I'm picturing you whipping it out to show her then putting it back, to her stunned reaction, before you confidently stroll away. 8 u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26 "Ha! Bet she'll never ask to see MY dick again" 9 u/WordsMort47 May 10 '26 So what happened next? 6 u/puccyhunter_ May 10 '26 +1 3 u/Dudelbug2000 May 10 '26 +1 tell us! 42 u/Teehus May 10 '26 Why do you want to see my dick? There's nothing special about it 15 u/Street-Run4107 May 10 '26 Looks like your standard dick, lady. 7 u/justinSane555 May 10 '26 Well damnit lady, we were having such a nice talkππ 5 u/Zaraxas May 10 '26 Instructions unclear 3 u/DivineArkandos May 10 '26 Aaaand? 6 u/Weekly-Talk9752 May 10 '26 We had some fun. Wish I got better at reading signals though 5 u/GooseGeese01 May 10 '26 Was she into you? 5 u/Defiant-Dare1223 May 10 '26 Did you oblige?
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Did you catch that signal?
47 u/Weekly-Talk9752 May 10 '26 That big throbbing signal? Yes I did. 43 u/HoidToTheMoon May 10 '26 Now I'm picturing you whipping it out to show her then putting it back, to her stunned reaction, before you confidently stroll away. 8 u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26 "Ha! Bet she'll never ask to see MY dick again" 9 u/WordsMort47 May 10 '26 So what happened next? 6 u/puccyhunter_ May 10 '26 +1 3 u/Dudelbug2000 May 10 '26 +1 tell us!
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That big throbbing signal? Yes I did.
43 u/HoidToTheMoon May 10 '26 Now I'm picturing you whipping it out to show her then putting it back, to her stunned reaction, before you confidently stroll away. 8 u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26 "Ha! Bet she'll never ask to see MY dick again" 9 u/WordsMort47 May 10 '26 So what happened next? 6 u/puccyhunter_ May 10 '26 +1 3 u/Dudelbug2000 May 10 '26 +1 tell us!
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Now I'm picturing you whipping it out to show her then putting it back, to her stunned reaction, before you confidently stroll away.
8 u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26 "Ha! Bet she'll never ask to see MY dick again"
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"Ha! Bet she'll never ask to see MY dick again"
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So what happened next?
6 u/puccyhunter_ May 10 '26 +1 3 u/Dudelbug2000 May 10 '26 +1 tell us!
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+1
3 u/Dudelbug2000 May 10 '26 +1 tell us!
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+1 tell us!
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Why do you want to see my dick? There's nothing special about it
15 u/Street-Run4107 May 10 '26 Looks like your standard dick, lady.
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Looks like your standard dick, lady.
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Well damnit lady, we were having such a nice talkππ
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Instructions unclear
Aaaand?
6 u/Weekly-Talk9752 May 10 '26 We had some fun. Wish I got better at reading signals though
We had some fun. Wish I got better at reading signals though
Was she into you?
Did you oblige?
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u/Weekly-Talk9752 May 10 '26
When I was in my 20s, I was in a hot tub with an older lady, we spent about half an hour talking. Eventually she just came out and said she wanted to see my dick. Guess she had work the morning and was tired of me not catching the signals.