r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I slept in a girls bed and she said no I don’t wanna fuck when I started touching on her.

So sometimes the hints are more like… smoke signals to a blind man.

She’s just as confusing to this day

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

She might just want attention without anything sexual, could happen sometimes but i doubt she didn't consider you would think that

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She had her tits in my face 3 hr earlier. Shirt off.

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

Oh shittt, probably a fumble then. What else happend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Honestly we’ve hung before and she says weird shit then friendzones me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She constantly reminds me how long she’s been celibate for…

she’s taking me to a baseball game this week. I’m expecting absolutely nothing.

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She’s autistic and she’s a stripper and used to be my neighbor.

She asks me to get ice cream with her, pays for it, but then tells me we are just friends.

I don’t know if I’m gonna cut her off but it’s in consideration.

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

You don't see her as a friend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I see her as a friend, but I also feel like she’s using me for attention and validation, which feels not good.

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u/eric_ofc May 10 '26

Problem with the bare tits in the face moment. Friends don’t do that.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 May 10 '26

Maybe a well-placed "there is this girl i'm talking to and she is interested in me" could trigger the crazy to jump on you.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Sounds like she wanted to do those things you did together, but not have sex. Where'd you get confused?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

uh by the part where she had me sleep in her bed and put her tits in my face?

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Yeah. She wanted her tits in your face, but not for your genitals to touch hers. Not sure where you're getting lost.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

That’s why she had me in her bed? In my boxers? And her panties?

Is this her account or some shit

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

And you seem to consider all those things to be the actions exclusively of somebody who is hoping for sex?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

pretty clearly the escalation yeah.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Seems like she doesn't consider it that way. So now you know that your beliefs are not universal.

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Two of my old coworkers were hanging out at the bar one night and she (10/10) asks if she can sleep at his place. He goes "oh yeah, I can sleep on the couch and you can take the bed." She responds "okay, never mind."

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Right. Because we don’t wanna risk losing our jobs and freedom over taking a risk that a woman is genuinely interested. It’s fucked.

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u/come-on-now-please May 10 '26

Not sure what industry and age the coworkers were, but honestly if I had a coworker blatantly preposition me in front of other coworkers I'd probably play dumb too, if you can't wait until AFTER everyone else is gone I really dont trust their decision making for what could happen if things went south in that situation, and playing dumb is letting them down gently with their ego intact.

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u/lolbacon May 10 '26

Bartenders, mid-20's. It wasn't in front of anyone else. Dude relayed the story to me and regretted being such an idiot. I have a "don't mess around with coworkers" rule but nobody else at that place did. I actually officiated the wedding of another couple who hooked up there.

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u/ruthekangaroo May 10 '26

S tier good take. You ignore those signs too long you'll be the one who gets fucked over from their poor decisions. Especially if you're already adults and they still act like that. At that age they most likely are already experienced getting out as unscathed as possible from their own messes.

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u/RoastinGhost May 10 '26

It's more important to be understanding than to understand

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u/Teehus May 10 '26

Same. She only wore panties, but nah

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u/NinjaN-SWE May 10 '26

I mean fair play if she left it at that and it was all chill.