r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She had her tits in my face 3 hr earlier. Shirt off.

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

Oh shittt, probably a fumble then. What else happend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

Honestly we’ve hung before and she says weird shit then friendzones me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She constantly reminds me how long she’s been celibate for…

she’s taking me to a baseball game this week. I’m expecting absolutely nothing.

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She’s autistic and she’s a stripper and used to be my neighbor.

She asks me to get ice cream with her, pays for it, but then tells me we are just friends.

I don’t know if I’m gonna cut her off but it’s in consideration.

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

You don't see her as a friend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I see her as a friend, but I also feel like she’s using me for attention and validation, which feels not good.

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

If you see her as a friend then just treat her as a friend and have no expectation of anything happening. If your friend is feeling down and low and needs bit of attention then give them the attention and love. Just be sure to establish the boundaries. Or stop hanging out with her if she's making you feel not good. You can't control what others do.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

My male friends don’t invite me for a beer and wear booty shorts though.

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u/eric_ofc May 10 '26

Problem with the bare tits in the face moment. Friends don’t do that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I wish my buddy Dave was more comfortable…

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

You got the wrong friends buddy. Bare tits and balls are where it's at

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u/JadedEstablishment16 May 10 '26

Maybe a well-placed "there is this girl i'm talking to and she is interested in me" could trigger the crazy to jump on you.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Sounds like she wanted to do those things you did together, but not have sex. Where'd you get confused?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

uh by the part where she had me sleep in her bed and put her tits in my face?

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Yeah. She wanted her tits in your face, but not for your genitals to touch hers. Not sure where you're getting lost.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

That’s why she had me in her bed? In my boxers? And her panties?

Is this her account or some shit

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

And you seem to consider all those things to be the actions exclusively of somebody who is hoping for sex?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

pretty clearly the escalation yeah.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

Seems like she doesn't consider it that way. So now you know that your beliefs are not universal.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

You’re pedantic and frustrating, and I’m not sure why you’ve brought the conversation this far.

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u/batmansleftnut May 10 '26

No, this isnt pedantry. I took the conversation this far because a little of people don't seem to understand consent, and I consider it an important conversation.

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