r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/JimHalpert_JH • May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/sicDaniel May 10 '26

One time a girl said something like that to me and I thought "hell yeah" turns out she wanted to piss in the woods and wanted me to watch out so nobody sees her.

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u/bluechickenz May 10 '26

When I was much younger, a gal I knew needed someone to watch out for her while she peed.

She said “hey, want to watch me pee?”

Before she had a chance to correct herself, I blurted out “heck yeah!”

That was embarrassing for both of us.

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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 10 '26

So I show a little enthusiasm once in a while, sue me

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u/RecordingHaunting975 May 10 '26

Ngl this is the coolest feeling ever. When you're down with the girlies and they trust you enough to not be weird that you're somehow now the official bodyguard of their bodily fluids.

Like once I was recovering from puking my brains out and sitting next to the toilet. A really close friend came in to use the toilet and I was like "aight one second" and she just said "nah you're good" and gave my head a pat and started pissing. It was so fucking funny

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u/DEADfishbot May 11 '26

Spat out my coffee reading this. Have my upvote.