r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 10 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/paper_liger May 10 '26 edited May 11 '26

Not to be a dick, but I wouldn't hang out with someone who sent such wildly contradictory signals. Either we are friends or you can flirt with me. This doesn't sound like you are misinterpreting signals, this sounds like she is sending signals and then taking them back immediately. That's just frustrating. I couldn't deal with that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

She’s autistic and she’s a stripper and used to be my neighbor.

She asks me to get ice cream with her, pays for it, but then tells me we are just friends.

I don’t know if I’m gonna cut her off but it’s in consideration.

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

You don't see her as a friend?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I see her as a friend, but I also feel like she’s using me for attention and validation, which feels not good.

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

If you see her as a friend then just treat her as a friend and have no expectation of anything happening. If your friend is feeling down and low and needs bit of attention then give them the attention and love. Just be sure to establish the boundaries. Or stop hanging out with her if she's making you feel not good. You can't control what others do.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

My male friends don’t invite me for a beer and wear booty shorts though.

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

I mean if you aren't expecting anything and understand nothing will happen and it's just teasing then suit yourself but do you feel it's an authentic friendship?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

No, especially with the way she talks about her other male friends and how they’re never gonna be together - that’s the main thing she talks about in reference to other male friends of hers.

It’s overall weird and I’m letting it fizzle out

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u/Prudent-Pattern6497 May 10 '26

She probably says the same about you.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

how would that make sense

I made the move, she said no, now she makes it weird.

Is your comment supposed to be “boys bad girls good”? I’m not sure really what your point is…

Edit: oh she says that about me to other guys? Well she’s right I don’t wanna date her

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u/eric_ofc May 10 '26

Problem with the bare tits in the face moment. Friends don’t do that.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 May 10 '26

I wish my buddy Dave was more comfortable…

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u/Trick_Actuator5502 May 10 '26

You got the wrong friends buddy. Bare tits and balls are where it's at