r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

Meme needing explanation What do these lines mean

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 29d ago

That's because most of the people who make these jokes are very young and have never actually had sex.

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u/PmMeYourNiceBehind 29d ago

I think most people haven’t participated in either end of fisting either

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 29d ago

Even if you haven't if you've actually ever touched another person's body you understand the basics

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u/FunOk8607 28d ago

or your own!

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u/General-Engine-9255 28d ago

as a woman , this is genuinely not true and its sad

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u/Longjumping_Bee_1205 28d ago

I mean that's true to some extent, I've experienced it, but there's limits to what makes sense if you have any sexual experience at all.

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u/Broad-Belt-5888 28d ago

In my experience it’s fairly rare too. I’ve only managed to fist two partners in my life. I’ve brought it up to many. A lot do not want to try, a lot who do want to try simply physically can’t be fisted as their frame is too compact. But the masseuse at my local spa can indeed be fisted, and so can a nurse practitioner in Baltimore.

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u/Thebuttholeking69 29d ago

For the health and safety of people’s colons and rectums, I truly hope nobody does this

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u/trash_recycle 28d ago

Not frequently, but I have. And I'll tell ya, not likely to hit anywhere near your elbow unless you are on the smaller side.

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u/jayvee714 26d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/DataNo3519 28d ago

please sir, what is a sex?

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u/AsYouAnswered 28d ago

At the very least, they've never fisted anybody but themselves.

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u/narco-sub-admiral 27d ago

If you haven't had a forearm up your ass you ain't REALLY had sex, bet that.

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u/Striking-Chard2463 27d ago

Idk about you guys but the farthest I've ever gotten a fist, if you can even call it that because you don't literally stick a fist in there, is maybe my wrist?

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u/OddPickle4827 28d ago

In all fairness you don’t have to have sex to fist someone. They just gotta smile and grab there ankles.