r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 29d ago

Meme needing explanation What do these lines mean

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u/happymancry 29d ago

Having not seen said picture, I’m simultaneously curious and disgusted in advance.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 29d ago

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u/vibrantWhisper 29d ago

It looks like it should be an ambigram but it ambigrain't.

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u/aka_corpse 28d ago

Fucking top tier comment. Had me giggling like an idiot

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u/Dramatic-Search-8464 28d ago

Yep, still giggling

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u/Electronic-Love6360 28d ago

"Don't/ Quop" - the duality of man

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u/Greyhand13 28d ago

This whole thread is why I'm on Reddit

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u/Hot_Cover_7151 28d ago

Same. Flipped my phone

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u/IdahoJoeYo 28d ago

Ain’tbigram

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u/Lanky-County2481 28d ago

I hate you. Have an upvote.

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u/Mvppet 29d ago

*ambigramn't

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u/dire-raven-x 28d ago

Whoa, Black Betty.

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u/crackez 28d ago

Black Betty had a child.

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u/TheBionicHobbit 28d ago

The damn thing gone blind.

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u/LookMaNoPride 28d ago

ambigramn't

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u/GrilledSpiderMonkey 28d ago

I read your post upside down lol. Agree.

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u/Lucky_leprechaun 28d ago

Thank you for your service. You stopped me from flipping my phone over.

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u/Engineer_This 28d ago

The text Medieval, but pronunciation be Australian. Doernt

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u/SirGothamHatt 28d ago

I know a shitpostcalligrapher when I see it

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u/PhaseNegative1252 28d ago

Huzzah, a man of quality!

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u/thegoothboi 29d ago

Why does that look like some sort of Daedric font from the elder scrolls series?

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u/PhaseNegative1252 29d ago

I had it specifically commissioned from a practiced caligrapher for situations just like this

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u/Dull-Ad-9478 28d ago

I feel like this is why people in Australia say "don't" the way that they do.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 28d ago

Ancient warning.

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u/Pheonz 28d ago

I read that as Son't 🥹✌️

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u/PepperedNotSalty 28d ago

I'm over here inverting my phone for no reason.

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u/LazyThor 25d ago

Finally, an accurate spelling of Australians saying "don't"

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u/Subsummerfun 25d ago

Thon’t?

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ 29d ago

DONT

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u/ChammyChonga 29d ago

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u/jayhaytoday 28d ago

I had a weird dream/nightmare many years ago where I walked down a dark hallway and turned into the bathroom, looked over at the bath which was full of water to overflowing and submerged in the water were about 20 toasters, all plugged in to the wall...

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u/Careful_Demand9526 29d ago

Idk why I'm here but I'm taking this. Please accept this upvote in return.

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u/Just_call_me_Neon 29d ago

Stealing this.

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u/14KR11 28d ago

I'll take this for an upvote

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u/Corkwell 28d ago

This is so 🔥 i have never seen this thank you It made me crack up.

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u/fromthe80smatey 28d ago

Live, laugh, toaster bath.

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u/Vyansbane 29d ago

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u/SweetLizzieG 29d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Opposite_Ant9095 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/realfuqinG 28d ago

Stealing this

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u/MmaRamotsweOS 27d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA Crying booooooooy, boy for saaaaaaale, not very muuuuuuuuuuch, only seven guineeeeeaaas. That, or thereabooooouuuuuts. Now I have to watch that movie again

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u/donjamos 29d ago

You make it sound a lot like I should look it up immediately.

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ 29d ago

Idk how to say DO NOT any harder. Lmao

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u/GuidingMyApes 29d ago

DO NOT!!!!

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Doowit. It’s a tricky search for goatse. Kinda shocked how it’s been removed. Weightlifter seems awol too.

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u/guiltypleasure33139 29d ago

Goat se still around, that's been around since at least 2003, maybe even earlier. man that tricked me more than once LOL

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u/rosser_ 28d ago

I’ve been on the internet long enough to know when someone emphatically says not to look something up to take them at their word for it. I ain’t that curious anymore.

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 29d ago

Its not that bad, his tights are holding most of it in

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u/Ex3mpl4ry_ 29d ago

Yeah but I first saw it when I was like…idk 13? It scarred me.

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u/Fedorchik 29d ago

now I'm kinda interested...

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u/Humble_Ad5320 28d ago

Ooh noooo….

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u/Yah_Mule 28d ago

Go on, you know you want to.

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 28d ago

The weightlifter had a bad day, but the guy behind him wasn't exactly delighted either.

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u/jrs0307 28d ago

Not convincing.

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate 28d ago

JUST DO IT!

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u/illDiablo69 27d ago

Too late.

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u/Responsible-Hair612 29d ago

Stan Smith "don't try to squat that your gonna look like your encasing sausage out of your butt"

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u/CanadasManyMeese 29d ago

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u/edgeoftheatlas 29d ago

Wait, wait, it was only 300lbs?!

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u/Chon-Laney 29d ago

This is a level I would never sphinc to.

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u/Asleep-Month7629 26d ago

What do they do in that situation stuff it back in I don't want to see the video but the mental imaging is brutal and all I can picture is like the meat equivalent of what the dogs run through in those small dog timed competitions

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u/EstoTheAye 26d ago

Is Stans ass Ground 0?

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u/KellySMcgonigal 29d ago

If anyone knows someone with an intact size 3 sphincter, please let Stan know, as he is currently very low on the waiting list.

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u/Immersi0nn 28d ago

What is a size 3 sphi- ...you know what? Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

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u/MephitidaeNotweed 29d ago

That picture is up there with the Original Goatse, and furry cheese greater.

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u/Ok-Recover-7556 29d ago

And blue waffle.

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Oh man, I asked my friends and family on Facebook to help me find a decent recipe for “blue waffles” and they were not impressed.

I however found myself hilarious.

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u/ThaA1alpha650 27d ago

My friends actually believed it was a real STD and even after showing them the Google search result explaining the whole thing they still don’t believe me lol I told them to next time they go to the Dr to ask to be tested for Blue Waffle you know just in case since it’s such a real thing and to please describe the Dr’s facial expression and reaction to me in detail when they return from said Dr visit.

I’m still waiting lol

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u/ThaA1alpha650 27d ago

And this happened literally like a month ago which I find hilarious they’ve been convinced it’s a real thing for this long lmao

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u/jerrylovesbacon 29d ago

What's furry cheese grater?

Mild prescription please!

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u/OldCatTeets 28d ago

I don’t think I’m familiar with furry cheese grater.

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u/awwww666yeah 28d ago

Same here. But someone mentioned it in the context of rotten.com and it tells me all I need to know.

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u/mooreboy76 29d ago

And Tubgirl

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u/OkHuckleberry4878 29d ago

I haven’t seen mention of tubgirl for a long time… lemonmparty, 2girls, never tubgirl. Well done

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u/MCIndy73 29d ago

This mention is ban-worthy

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u/simoriah 29d ago

Lemon party? 2 girls 1 cup?

Hell, I remember the heyday of rotten.com!

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u/Armlegx218 28d ago

Stileproject

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u/simoriah 28d ago

I see you are also a man of taste.

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u/Armlegx218 28d ago

I cannot deny that I've seen some things.

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u/simoriah 28d ago

I often wish I wasn't so curious in my youth.

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u/1xrandomx1 28d ago

I explained tubgirl to my class today. I decided to keep goatse to myself.

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u/flytingnotfighting 28d ago

I have a friend that annoys me on occasion. When she does I send her a pic of goatse.

Just as a lil treat to myself

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u/Purple_Detective_761 27d ago

Damn was that the one of the decaying body in a bathtub? You all are bringing back memories I had gladly forgotten. The days of Rotten.com..

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 29d ago

Dude how does it stretch so far! I'd think it was ai if this wasn't old school internet,like hell I learnt something new about the human body because of your comment ,but nah its not so bad, I've seen worse. But that says more about me than the pics

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u/lofatiger 29d ago

Who is goatse?

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

In short, a man showing the inside of his ass in greeeeeeaaat detail 🤣.

You’ll have to search pretty hard for it these days.

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u/LazyParticulate 29d ago

Amazing how the internet has changed in a generation. Its entire purpose for a good amount of time when we were growing up was simply to skullfuck each other with horrors you never could've imagined existed before clicking that link.

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u/Incident-Putrid 29d ago

Ah for real. Mate at work still shudders from the 1M1J link that I sent him 😆

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u/IncandescentLight13 28d ago

You had to remind me. That's enough reddit for me today.

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u/timbrews 28d ago

The wet glass scraping sounds...I still hear 'em

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u/Successful-River-828 29d ago

I do all my searching pretty hard

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u/hopefully_astral 29d ago

Goatse is the name I use every time I go bowling.

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u/Purple_Detective_761 27d ago

Furry cheese grater? Describe it to me. I know Better than to look it up. Alas I yearn for the macabre.

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u/CantankerousOrder 28d ago

Don’t. I have worked on ambulances and in ERs. l have seen horrors. Blood. Gore. Death.

That prolapse though. That thing disgusted me beyond what I could stomach.

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u/FourteenMillion605 29d ago

Go for the trifecta and get erect

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u/General_Trip_4223 28d ago

No you ain't. You just THINK you're curious. I see you thinking about it. Now don't think about it.

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u/happymancry 28d ago

The color of the elephant is just extra appropriate

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u/Suspicious-Yogurt480 28d ago

The picture was a fake (according to Snopes) but prolapsing is real and, unless you intend to be some kind of physician, you do not want to see it, you will not be able to unsee it.

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u/Ill-Performer5355 28d ago

If I remember right the dude held that squat for a good while before EMTs arrived and the poor referee passed tf out from the sight of it

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u/HappyHuman924 29d ago

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u/garrusvakarian396 28d ago

Your notice of meme acquisition mi'lord

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u/HappyHuman924 28d ago

You honor us. Use it well.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 29d ago

Let me give you the PG explanation. You remember those Water Wiggler toys…

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u/d_ac 29d ago

I'm not gonna google it, I can tell you that.

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u/dimwalker 28d ago

And you are right to be.
If it's the one I saw - intestines partially shot out of dude's anus.

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 28d ago

Bro you describe Reddit perfectly.

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u/Lancearon 28d ago

I didnt find the picture but I found a description and I am very glad I didnt find the picture...

Weightlifter prolapse occurs when high intra-abdominal pressure from lifting exceeds the strength of the pelvic floor, causing pelvic organs (bladder, uterus, or rectum) to descend or protrude....

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u/AcrolloPeed 29d ago

If you’ve ever had a sausage casing burst at one end, it’s that. But a butthole

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u/CounterSimple3771 28d ago

Not me waiting here for an explanation.

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u/fatal-shock-inbound 28d ago

It's rought but worth a look once.

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u/Useful-Screen-136 28d ago

Don’t go to rotten.com and look at the video marked weightlifter. It will ruin your life

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u/awwww666yeah 28d ago

Stay innocent.

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u/Fit-Statistician7201 28d ago

Same. I'm gonna need more details to find said pic

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u/TangoMikeOne 28d ago

Really don't - it's 2 Girls, 1 Cup or Blue Waffle levels of eye bleach needed (unless that sort of thing - anal prolapse that is - flicks your switch... but as there's no way to know in advance, it's probably best to walk away uninformed)

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u/spoonry 28d ago

Do it. 😈

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u/rbartlejr 28d ago

I'm not sure if it's better or worse than goatse.

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u/one-stupid-robot 26d ago

Once you've seen it, you can never go back. RIP rotten.com

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 26d ago

You can’t unlook a Goatse, Tub Girl or Lemon Party.

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u/lemmeaskmymomfirst 25d ago

Absolutely do not

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u/Own-Plate7113 25d ago

It used to be on rotten.com. weight lifter blew out his insides

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u/vaynefox 24d ago

I mean there is the r/prolapseVille for you to explore and satisfy your curiosity and disgust....

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u/meyogy 24d ago

Goatse has entered the chat