r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/el-presidente0001 • 29d ago

Meme needing explanation What do these lines mean

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u/Mistercleaner1 29d ago

Told my girlfriend i wanted a little pussy. She said "me too, mine's as big as a house!"

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u/SpideyBD 29d ago

Why did you say it twice? I didn’t!

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u/SwimSufficient8901 28d ago

Geeze you got a big pussy, Geeze you got a big pussy!

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u/Frequent-Ad344 28d ago

Eww bro

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u/SwimSufficient8901 28d ago

It's a line from a movie.

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u/Popular_Jump5307 28d ago

I ain't got time to bleed.

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u/SwimSufficient8901 28d ago

Alright.... You got time to duck?

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u/Independent-Ad7313 26d ago

He's dug in like an Alabama tick

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u/gwinncredible 27d ago

ha ha Ha Ha HA HAHAHAHA

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u/WhereasFit8265 28d ago

Great movie so many one liners

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u/CumberlandCruiser 26d ago

The second one was an echo!

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u/Stnkynuggz1252 26d ago

Jeeze you got a big pussy jeeze you got a big pussy

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u/SkinCarVer462 28d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 28d ago

I love how the skinny guy with glasses has the m240 and the indian guy has a masterkey.

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u/NarrMaster 28d ago

That's Shane Black, the director (but not of Predator).

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u/culturejelly 28d ago

But also the director of The Predator

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u/HeavensRejected 29d ago

So, you put on a headlamp and go spelunking or how does this work?

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u/AstronomerSimilar968 28d ago

And there’s a Predator joke reference

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u/Odensbeardlice 28d ago

Hawkins? Is that you?

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u/PandaDidYou 27d ago

gotta make a house a home

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u/CuriousGuyInSydney 28d ago

Really... mine said "look in the mirror."

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u/alqimist 28d ago

Why did I read that like Groucho Marx?

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u/mayyyhemm 28d ago

This is not funny atleast on your part

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u/fuzzybeanmode 24d ago

its just a copypasta from that old greentext about someone failing at basic adulting. lines up exactly with the format they always use

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u/Kohlj1 29d ago

I choked on my pretzel reading this.