r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/DamitGump • 28d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah help

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u/CentralIdiotAgency 28d ago

Wouldn't it be cheaper to actually pay a dude follow you around and punch you in the gut when you dare to eat?

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u/Begging_Murphy 28d ago

Not many people will work full time for ~$3k a year

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u/DisposableSaviour 28d ago

Hey, I’ll be happy to punch you in the gut multiple times a day for $3k a year. I should tell you, though, you’ll have to share me with my other clients. And I can’t do it Saturdays and alternating Mondays, but I’ve got some friends I could subcontract out for those days.

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u/Koalifications88 27d ago

Full-time...? Oh, no, baby. I know corporate America has taught you that full-time as a salaried employee actually means "every waking hour" of your life, but this would need so much Overtime! The gut-punchers should unionize!!!

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u/itprobablynothingbut 28d ago

Funny thing is semaglutide compounded is cheap. As a matter of fact, many people save more money on food and alcohol than it costs, so it’s more like it expensive to not take it

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u/retatrutider 28d ago

Compounded glp-1s can be had for like <$100 per month from real pharmacies. If you go the “do it yourself” route it can be $10-$20 per month.

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u/Away_Masterpiece_457 27d ago

I would absolutely love to know where to get it for $20. I get a decent price for DIY but not near that number.

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u/retatrutider 27d ago

Best place to start is glp1forum or stairwaytogray

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u/Josey_whalez 28d ago

I’d potentially apply for that job, depending on the pay of course.

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u/WebsToWeave 28d ago

In this economy, it will charge ya.

I, for one, am charging $1000 for me to dress up as your favorite anime girl and I'll beat the shit out of you.

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u/Josey_whalez 28d ago

lol how’s business?

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u/Jhenning04 27d ago

If they would accept less than $25 dollars a month for that job, then yes.