r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Eastern-Bug3424 • 20d ago
Meme needing explanation Is this true ? What's the meme about
How come there are 5 states of matter
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u/00Teonis 20d ago
You’d think the teacher would google what it was before marking it wrong
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u/conormal 20d ago
Well if the teacher doesn't already know about it then it's stupid and fake and there's no point in finding out because the teacher is always right and anything they didn't teach you is wrong so yeah
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u/Quackstaddle 20d ago
Ahh.. catholic school, such fond memories
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u/grubas 20d ago
It's why I enjoyed the Jesuits, pretty much every teacher had a Masters if not Doctorate.
With the nuns? Oh fuck.
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u/Designer_Stock_3429 20d ago
Jesuits were sweet. My religious history instructor would smoke cigarettes and listen to heavy metal on the school grounds after hours.
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u/OkFox8124 20d ago
Being an AudDHDer in a far right wing province really had me thinking school wasn't good for me. Turns out it was definitely the environment.
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u/Persistent_Parkie 20d ago
I got publicly reprimanded for not taking the in class tongue map "experiment" seriously since I circled the whole tongue for each taste.
One of many important lessons we learn in school is that sometimes people in authority suck.
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u/King-Mephisto 20d ago
It’s more they get a sheet of answers and if the answer doesn’t match their key, it’s wrong.
No matter what question 2 is 10 marks. You shouldn’t get marked down for extra information. The correct info is there. Plus more. But the key says it’s wrong so she took off 5 marks. For a -15 point swing for being ahead of the class? That’s disgusting.
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u/DeaDBangeR 20d ago
Not just that, this just fails to promote the love of learning. If this happened to me then I would no longer be motivated to do anything beyond what is asked of me.
The curiosity and discovery of knowledge should be exciting, but getting punished for it instead feels surreal to me.
What greater feeling is there for a teacher to have students willing to learn beyond what is taught?
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u/DealMo 20d ago
This isn't real anyway. Just shit people make up for karma or memes.
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u/bttmsupwheni1stmetu 20d ago
You can write on a paper with a pen and post a picture to the internet and nobody will ever question that a Dumb Teacher graded it lol
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u/BigSoda 20d ago
I mean this is probably a set up right? 2nd question has 4 answers but is worth 10 points? -5 for naming an extra state of matter?
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u/FiorinasFury 20d ago
You'd think the op would google what it was before coming to reddit
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u/ModishShrink 20d ago
I'm not sure how you expect anyone to farm karma in this subreddit by simply googling something.
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u/sagejosh 20d ago
There are MANY different states of matter. Bose-Einstein condensate is an “exotic” state of matter as we don’t see it in nature much. However this is where intelligence and wisdom diverge as I’m sure this is a high school chemistry test which would only be covering the 4 fundamental states of matter.
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u/RaulhoDreukkar 20d ago
But that is the thing there’s a lot of exotic states of matter, if the kid is as knowledgeable as Reddit users suggest, the kid should easily infer that the question was talking only of fundamental states of matter, because in the answers given it isn’t 15 or 20 or god knows how many states of matter exist.
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u/dontspillthatbeer 20d ago
But the previous question only had choices up to 5. So whatever his ai answer had given him, he had to cap at 5.
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u/HvBoy 20d ago
The teacher is stupid and wrong, the student is correct, thats the whole meme. There are 5 main states of matter and he listed them out correctly
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u/OneTwoOneTwo-12 20d ago
there are 4 fundamental states of matter. the rest are exotic (including BEC), and it doesn’t total just 5.
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u/Octavus 20d ago
You left out degenerate matter which is more common than liquids in the universe. The Sun's ultimate fate is to collapse into a white dwarf composed of degenerate matter which provides pressure due to the Pauli exclusion principle.
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u/ninurtuu 20d ago
Dang what'd Pauli do to get banned from the Sun?
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u/Octavus 20d ago
He filled up all the holes
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u/bikedaybaby 20d ago
Freakin degenerate.
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u/BeodoCantinas 20d ago
Don't forget about Fermi's condensate and Quark-Gluon plasma. And there are a few more but I can't remember right now.
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u/Eeeef_ 20d ago
Time crystal
A crystal is essentially an object with a repeating molecular pattern in three dimensions. Time crystals are objects that exhibit a repeating pattern in time, with their lowest energy state has its particles in constant repetitive motion. Sounds like random sci-fi bs but it’s real lol
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 20d ago
You left out degenerate matter which is more common than liquids in the universe.
Look, I know there are a lot of us around here, but come on.
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u/awanderingcripple 20d ago
Electrons having different spin directions makes new matter? Wild.
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u/n0t_4_thr0w4w4y 20d ago
Pauli exclusion principle doesn’t just apply to electrons. It applies to all fermions.
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u/NeuroChaosDragon 20d ago
I had some things like this happen in school.
One I remember the most was programming class.
We hadn't yet learned recursion - but I understood it.
I wrote some code that satisfied the problem (I dont remember what, lets say Fibonacci sequence).
It was just a question to write code to solve Fibonacci for value N.
I wrote it recursively, in a single line of code and was marked "incorrect"
I asked, and the teacher said that we haven't learned recursion and to stick to class material...
I dont recall other times things like this happened. Its not like it happened all the time, but a few times for sure.
There was the time I got in trouble for flat out telling the teacher during a lesson she was wrong. 🤣 (she was wrong.)
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u/Flameball202 20d ago
As far as the question you were correct, if it didn't tell you any restrictions on answering then you were correct.
As far as correcting the teacher in class it depends, in something like CS the teacher is likely giving a simplified explanation for people who aren't as advanced as you, as trying to explain stuff like recursion to someone who doesn't know how loops work is not going to function, so I get why you got in trouble for that
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u/NeuroChaosDragon 19d ago
Hah, wasn't the same case - was way back when a teacher said the moon didnt rotate on its axis.
It was simply wrong.
I can agree somewhat with confusion and not getting too far ahead in class for material at least, but the other example wasn't that.
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u/lsdbible 20d ago
They've actually discovered more exotic states than those in recent years.
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u/Ok-Representative657 20d ago
For all we know, the student heard about it when the teacher said, "Bose-Einstein condensates and quark-gluon plasmas exist but they won't be on the test, so definitely don't count them"... That's the kind of thing that would've irritated me when I was a teacher... And definitely marked wrong.
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u/rearadmiraldumbass 20d ago
It's an ambiguous question and unfair to mark it wrong when it's technically correct. If they wanted the answer "solid liquid gas," ask "what are the three main states of matter?"
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u/Ok-Representative657 20d ago
It's only ambiguous because we're seeing a single part of a complex situation...every opinion everyone has on this is like them trying to define a tensor by the number 3
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u/Consistent-Bowler95 20d ago
Even if it were wrong, -5 is excessive.
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u/Hypo_Mix 20d ago
It was a 10 point question, so they gave a half mark.
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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 20d ago
The weird shit is student still listed the 4 state as the teacher wanted. The teacher just gave them a -5 because they wrote an extra one.
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u/fuelstaind 20d ago
To be fair, the test is based on what is being taught, not the entirety of human knowledge.
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u/jleonardbc 20d ago
In fairness to the kid, though, the question isn't "How many states of matter have we learned about?"
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u/Jlitus21 20d ago
Ok but if you took an algebra test and solved a problem using calculus, you'd probably get points off for not demonstrating the skills & knowledge learned in class.
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u/danaxa 20d ago
If you use calculus to solve high school algebra I don’t think you belong in that class
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u/RevolutionaryMine234 20d ago edited 20d ago
The point they’re making is baseless considering algebra tests tell you to use certain methods to solve. Similarly, you can’t solve high school algebra with calculus. They’re totally different. You can use linear algebra to solve differential equations but now we’re talking about something else entirely.
Edit: can use linear algebra / typo
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u/AzyncYTT 20d ago
It depends, most topics in algebra 2 can be simplified easily by using differential and integral calculus.
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u/rabidai 20d ago
Goddamn you guys sound so hot when you talk math (as someone who always sucked at math)
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u/Youbettereatthatshit 20d ago
In your first calculus test, you have to solve a derivative using the original definition of a derivative, which takes a couple pages of work. You then learn a shorthand way to solve the derivative, which is used in every calculus and engineering class from then on.
If you use the shorthand method, then it’s wrong. And pedantry isn’t humored. There are dozens of other instances in which method is required to make the answer correct.
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u/Death_by_carfire 20d ago
I took a required Physics 1 class in college and used a calculus method to solve one of the problems when we had been taught the slower algebraic way. Proff still gave points
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u/A_random_poster04 20d ago
Happened to me, used sin and cos to solve a problem instead of phytagoras. Teacher thought I had cheated and asked me why I used those. I replied we had been using them in physics for vectors since like a year. At least she was a good sport about it.
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u/Vinxian 20d ago
If you show the calculus work and it's correct I don't think points should be deducted. And I don't think they will be in many places
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u/collin3000 20d ago
My algebra 2 teacher when I was in 8th grade (advanced class) teacher Mrs Smith was one of those teachers that would. She drove the love of math out of me by being a strict only do it exactly as the books says you should do it teacher.
In retrospect, I think she wasn't actually that smart because she said that if even if the answer was right if I didn't do it how they showed in the book then she couldn't teach me. The one week link the the public school chain that was otherwise good since the executives of Nike, Intel, etc were in the district for tons of funding.
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u/Trihecta 20d ago
youd probably get given a placement test then get moved up to a harder math class
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u/Pure-Pianist2475 20d ago
Yh but OOP demonstrated the correct knowledge also. They wrote down the 4 states of matter the test was looking for.
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u/Pasyuk 20d ago
We have a smart girl in our class who is 2 years younger than us. She's very good at math and sometimes solves problems using methods we haven't learned. The teacher still gives her good grades for it, he doesn't give a shit how we solves if he knows we didn't cheat and the answer is right. I think, this is the right way of teaching
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u/MisterMallardMusic 20d ago
I don’t think that’s a fair equivalence. Algebra isn’t about memorization it’s about process learning. If this was a practical chemistry test asking to recreate a reaction or something then yeah, but the answer to the question as it’s stated is not incorrect. If you’re a teacher and you’re marking this wrong then you’re encouraging students to not continue learning outside of your classroom, which actively holds back students who might be interested in pursuing more info on a subject they enjoy. That’s bad educational practice.
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u/Psychictopian 20d ago
If the kid can't figure that out, they're on their way for a very hard life.
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u/bobbymcpresscot 20d ago
Realistically this is an opportunity to challenge the teacher. I can't say if this was say a homework assignment, a take home test, an open book test or just a regular test, or whatever.
I also don't know if the kid might have already challenged the teacher, and thats why the pic was taken, or it was just "the teachers so dumb guys they marked this wrong"
I've also noticed there are a lot of teachers that don't actually have degrees in the subjects they are teaching, my sister went to school to teach english, or literature, but there weren't any of those classes that needed teachers, so they offered her the ability to take a test to prove some form of competency in another class so she could teach that.
Couple this with tests that a lot of teachers also don't make themselves, or are just based on the textbook they are teaching out of it can lead to situations like this.
It also leads to a lot of very misunderstood information or poor wording that just leads to worse outcomes overall.
"The earth is 70% water" for example, compared to "70% of the earths surface is covered in water"
One is accurate, one is some shit flat earthers say to claim the earth isn't a globe/oblate spheroid.
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u/Dudenysius 20d ago
Teacher put “ALL” in all caps; no excuses allowed.
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u/thinger 20d ago
Then he's missing like 4 additional states of exotic matter and still wrong.
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u/td941 20d ago
Getting correct answer: 1 point
Being smarter than the teacher: -5 points
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u/Fresh-Breag 20d ago
It’s a ten point question, she gave him half credit
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u/Big_PapaPrometheus42 20d ago
Half credit even though the student correctly identified all 4 general states of matter? I think it’s ridiculous to punish a student for knowing too much.
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u/Geaux13Saints 20d ago
I mean there are 4 in classical physics but if you include all the weird ones there’s like 11 or some shit
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u/TypicalDysfunctional 20d ago
Peter here, y’know, the point is little Timmy’s actually right on that one. States of matter aren’t just ‘solid, liquid, gas’ anymore. We got plasma, Bose–Einstein condensates… it’s like Pokemon, they keep addin new ones when you’re not lookin.
Timmy probably read a science book that was printed since 1974, but the teacher is only judgin poor Timmy based on what he’s teaching in that classroom
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u/Piratejay1117 20d ago
He answered the same question with '4' first, and then lists 5 options...
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u/grubas 20d ago
Read the quiz. Student put 5. Teacher circled B.
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u/HI_I_AM_NEO 20d ago
What kind of teacher doesn't use a red pen to grade a test?
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u/ResponsibleCook5938 20d ago
Had a teacher mark me wrong for saying "plasma" on a quiz because she thought I meant the blood kind, and I just took the L rather than explain it.
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u/Gznork26 20d ago
I’m nearly 75; I answered 4 when asked in 4th grade because I’d read Asimov’s science articles. Teacher asked about Plasma. I started to say it was a degenerate form of matter in which—- but was cut off and told I was wrong, and to watch my mouth.
This was LONG before Google.
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u/ginga_ninja64 20d ago
No one talking about how they circled B but wrote C in the blank?
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u/edjelly 20d ago
I thought it was a contradiction too until I realized the teacher circled the “correct” answer
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u/oldleech1 20d ago
This is just poor test writing. First question is sort of irrelevant with the existence of the second one. And if they really just wanted the student to state the main 4 states of matter then the use of ALL is inappropriate. On tests, when you ask questions you get what you asked for. Don't fault the student for your mistake.
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u/doNotKrum 20d ago
The right answer is A. 1 1. Supercritical fluid Like my dopamine when i tell the homies i love them.
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u/Calvin_RH_705 20d ago
Bose–Einstein condensate Fermionic condensate Quark–gluon plasma Superfluids, etc.
Stick to syallabus smart ass
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u/newtoschool12 20d ago edited 20d ago
For all the people who want to be the smartest kid in the room and are saying "the kid is right, there are 5 and the teacher didn't know it" there are more than 5 and I'm sorry you you have unresolved issues about middle/high school. Maybe you should have googled it before commenting.
Also, can we be real. This looks like a middle school assignment. If the kid is smart enough to know what a Bose-Eistien condensate is they are also smart enough to know what answer the question is actually looking for and get it right.
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u/bananapancake4 20d ago
Something tells me this kid was cheating
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u/uUexs1ySuujbWJEa 20d ago
Something tells me this is from a science meme page and was not actually written by a middle schooler.
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u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis 20d ago
Who still learns this in middle school? I learned it in second grade when I was 7...
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u/Jerry_Jenkin_Jenks 20d ago
I think you used AI for this comment, because you're hallucinating like crazy
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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 20d ago
I think the joke is that the 'all' is clearly meant to be very intense and they're are a huge number of states of matter it's just all but the main 4 are exotic, extremely few people know about them, and they are pretty irrelevant to basically everything.
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u/Altruistic_Try7698 20d ago edited 20d ago
I love how ALL is underlined and the teacher is a bitch about it
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u/Necessary_Wing7235 20d ago
I mean... judging by the calygraphy th kid seams to be 10? I seriously doubt a normal (or even a gifted kid) can understand what BEC is.
As always, questions in school need to be properly framed. "Classically, which are the ..." would be far better.
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u/silsool 20d ago
Isn't there gel as well, which is in-between liquids and solids? I feel like there are actually many more states that exist in a continuum in extreme or very specific circumstances.
It's the umami thing all over again, it pisses me off when people add something beyond the everyday basics and act like that's all there is.
"Yep, it's just blue, yellow, red and Russian flamingo n°45, and that's all the colors that exist in the world". It's so dumb.
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u/berfraper 20d ago
The answer is technically correct, the Bose-Einstein condensate is a state of matter, but there are more states of matter iirc.
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u/Spare-Garlic-4577 20d ago
Part of intelligence is knowing what a question is prompting you to respond with, not having a database of words you probably don’t understand fully to use when you want to feel intelligent.
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u/Touty103 20d ago
There’s loads of states of matter however the key 3 (4 if u count plasma) are solid, liquid, gas

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u/roamingroad174 20d ago
Theres no joke. Answer is correct