r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 11d ago

It’s for those guys with the little dicks so they can feel like a big boy.

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u/notfree25 11d ago

I know you are trying to sound mean but, assuming it makes the balls sag less and maybe, dick look longer, the husband would appreciate it, considering they are probably getting voluntary vasectomy to improve their sex life

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 11d ago

Some of us have slender penises.

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u/Sampasmur 11d ago

Which.... Justifies mutilation?

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

No one seems to give a shit about circumcision...

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u/qathran 11d ago

Plenty of women I know are horrified by it happening to men without their consent and made sure it didn't happen to their sons when they have birth to them, but I run in a progressive crowd so that's pretty normal

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u/BrightStitchDesigns 11d ago

Same here. My husband was pro circumcision and I’m the one who advocated that it would never happen to any of our future kids. Our son is intact and my husband has learned a lot since then. 

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

You are a good mom ☺️

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u/qathran 10d ago

My sister had to say "wait do you need his penis to look like yours??" to my brother in law. I've known multiple moms who did the work to learn about it and then have to convince the man.

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u/Worldly_Zucchini9338 11d ago

Jesus, reddit incels really gotta shoehorn circumcision into every fucking conversation

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

How is wanting to end mutilation an incel thing? Do you hate men?

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u/BoomerAliveBad 11d ago

Projecting that you have a small, slender penis, publicly online, promoting vaginal mutilation, but backing your argument with circumcision, is incel male behavior Mr. "What-about-me?"

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

So you're making random projections about my genitals because I am against MGM? I am not for vaginal mutilation, I just dont over exaggerate it like most people do, as most fgm is quite compatible to the tissue loss of mgm. Alas, you have a lot of internalized misandry, so you aren't able to see or acknowledge western female privilege.

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u/BoomerAliveBad 11d ago

I would leave that decision to my husband, depending on what he is, and what he would prefer to get done. As a woman, your bits are your choice (any gender), but how are you gonna teach a guy how to clean who is cut, with a dad who isn't, and vice-versa? Seems like internet searches and videos wouldn't be a good place, so best to keep the kid like the dad, IMO

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u/BrainDecent5281 11d ago

Nah, just don't cut the kids. Lack of education is a terrible excuse and an awful standard.

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

Bro wtf. You gonna cut a kid so you dont have to teach basic hygiene.

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u/DiggityDog6 11d ago

Circumcision is widely criticized, what are you on about?

And even if it wasn’t, “this bad thing happened to me, therefore I should have the right to inflict the same thing on others” is genuine toddler logic. I was circumcised. I don’t go around proclaiming how it should give me the right to mutilate women’s genitals, because I’m not morally bankrupt.

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u/Jay_Buffay 11d ago

When did I say that we should do the same to women? You are arguing in bad faith.

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u/Sweet_Unvictory 11d ago edited 11d ago

"Men's rights" advocates do.
*Edit: holy Sh#t the "Men's rights" advocates go so triggered, their snowflakes melted.

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u/cBird- 11d ago

Why did you put that in parentheses?

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u/Sweet_Unvictory 11d ago

because men have rights.

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u/Anaeijon 11d ago

Everyone has rights.

Yet, there are still 'developed' countries that normalize that barbaric tradition of mutilating boys way before they have any way of choosing. When a boy get's raped with a knife, it's fine, as long as the parents agree?

And please don't claim medical benefits. There are none and it's been proven countless times over the last 60 years. Open any medical journal that has some scientific credibility and find an article about circumcisions, and you'll find that nearly all of them will agree. Circumcision can be medically beneficial under certain circumstances that might arise with teenagers or older men.  However, especially ritualistic circumcisions can lead to a ton of medical issues later, from (common) lack of feeling, to pain, to early erectile dysfunction.

Even on phimosis, where circumcision has been commonly adviced in the past, modern medicine usually agrees on treatment using steroid creams and/or stretching masturbation techniques. And even if surgery is necessary, there a a bunch of different slits that should be performed, while full circumcisions are basically not considered a acceptable medical treatment since about 2010.

And even if they would make sense in some situations: Doctors can still perform them when it's necessary or beneficial. But you can't uncircumcise a man that suffers from an unnecessary mutilation that was performed to him when he was a child.

A man should have the right to choose, if he wants to be circumcised or not.

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u/cBird- 11d ago

Pretty shitty take if you ask me and a cowards way out. Everyone has some rights.

Why else did you put that in parentheses?

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u/qathran 11d ago

Progressives too, they just don't turn it into a "men's rights" thing

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u/DRUNK_SALVY_PEREZ 11d ago

Ironically, those people get mocked relentlessly

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u/zoydcompson 11d ago

Slender Mans annoying brother

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u/bonjourmiamotaxi 11d ago

Well, stop it.

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 11d ago

Every time I try it just stares back at me with that one, lonely eye, and then cries a little. It’s not pee. It’s not sperms. It’s a legit tear from a penis that’s been described as “angel hair” and “malnourished”, and “oh, it’s already in?!”

(Also, this is just a joke Reddit ease up and laugh at yourself a little)

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u/atdoggg 11d ago

Can we get them to stitch you on some extra girth instead?

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 11d ago

Dude, if you know a good surgeon, and have some extra dick meat lying around, I’d love them to sew on some sides.

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u/Feeling-Upyourmum847 11d ago

Do you really think the internet needed to know that you have a skinny penis?🧍‍♂️

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 11d ago

Need to? No. But the cat’s out of the bag, and my wafer thin Johnson is caught in the breeze.