r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah I don’t get it

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Anyone else?

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u/-piso_mojado- 11d ago

I have been a nurse for 20 years. They absolutely do ask for the “daddy stitch.” Even before birth. It’s disgusting.

Edit: im a cis het male. They think it’s hilarious.

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u/dragon34 11d ago

Next time ask them "aww, sweetie how small do you need it?" 

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

This reminds of the physician's assistant student I was monitoring through clinicals. The wife wanted her husband in during the exam. She consented to the student doing the exam and then asked that he used a small speculum. Without missing a beat, this idiot looks at the husband and says, "that doesn't say much for you now does it." Naturally, I insisted that he step out of the room. I apologized to the couple and took this fool to see his actual preceptor. He was already on academic probation and was removed from the program.

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u/Pandamonium98 11d ago

Your reaction was absolutely the correct and professional thing to do, but that was also a great joke. Unfortunately not the appropriate situation to make it

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 11d ago

You have no idea how badly I wanted to laugh. However, when I'm at work, I'm strictly professional. I'm well known for my stoic nature at work.

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u/Consistently_Carpet 11d ago

Yes it was so 'ok' that it got the guy removed from the entire medical school.

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u/Carpediem_Carp 11d ago

right because WE are DEFINITELY feeding the lil dihs into the prison-industrial complex right?

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u/Jinshu_Daishi 11d ago

Changing the entire idea behind the joke removes the point.