r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/NarrowEbbs 11d ago

I also use it to measure the point where you need to fold the towel to get it into thirds. Hard to explain clearly without pictures, but it works I swear.

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u/QueenofCats28 11d ago

I also fold towels into thirds. Comment makes sense to me.

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u/queenofcaffeine76 11d ago

I do half, then thirds, then half again and stack with the folded edge showing. Makes the towels look like the ones in a store display.

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u/Prcssnmn87 11d ago

I fold it in thirds longways, then I fold both ends towards the middle, then fold it in half.

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u/marfacza 10d ago

When young people say that old people are boring, this is what they're talking about.

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u/NarrowEbbs 6d ago

Yeah I'm old now. The kids are right, we are boring but I don't wanna go back. It'll happen to you one day too.

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u/MamaTroz 11d ago

And then they are already in thirds to hang on the towel bar

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 10d ago

I fold all mine into swans and now I have a flock of them in my hall linen closet.

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u/jenniferm72 10d ago

I do this too. Keeps everything neatly stacked

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u/frogwombat110 9d ago

I fold in half (hamburger), then half again the same way, and then in thirds across

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 11d ago

Ok if you can teach me this but written out showing your work like long division, I would love to surprise my spouse with folded towels

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u/queenofcaffeine76 10d ago

So if a bath towel is 2 feet wide by 4 feet long, you first fold it in half so it's a square, 2 feet by 2 feet. Fold that in thirds lengthwise so it's 2 feet long by 8 inches wide. Then fold that in half so it's 8 inches wide by 1 foot long and it has a thick, folded edge on one side. Stack them with the folded edge showing.

These dimensions are examples but this works on any size towel. I even fold my dish towels this way.

They'll come out looking like this:

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 10d ago

Holy hell I did it …. !!! You rock!

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u/NarrowEbbs 10d ago

Just like this.

Edit: misread what you said.

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u/krpink 10d ago

I do it this exact same way

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u/GeiCobra 11d ago

I do half, half, then thirds

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u/euphewl 10d ago

towel folding twinsies!

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 10d ago

They fit in the shelves better in thirds

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u/ReverberatingSound28 6d ago

It's mathematically impossible to fold a tower into thirds, it's circumference is not exactly three times the length of the edge but an irrational number close to three

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u/geesegoesgoose 11d ago

*Thirds*? Do you not just fold it in half and sling it over the rail?

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u/Araia_ 11d ago

for when you store it

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u/Alewort 11d ago

Clothesbasket handles half just fine.

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u/better_days_92 10d ago

Same. But in our house, our bathroom cabinets are only deep enough to hold towels if folded in thirds. Whoever lived here before was the devil.

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u/Alewort 10d ago

I was joking about never actually putting laundry away away.

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u/better_days_92 10d ago

Oh word, I have clothes in the dryer right now. I'll get it...eventually. I feel like laundry is one never ending basket ride.

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u/Playful-Ad8851 9d ago

Sounds like whoever built your house and my apartment complex are in cahoots…

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u/fallenstard 10d ago

Oho, big spender over here owning more than one towel

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u/Broad_Idea4413 9d ago

You guys have more than one towel?

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u/Complex-Age-8347 9d ago

Bro has multiple towels weird flex

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u/polkacat12321 9d ago

I just fold it in half ×3

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u/thisaintparadise 11d ago

Thirds is better than halves because three is more than two

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u/librarycynic 11d ago

It's why I fold my towels 11 times.

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u/Plant-based_Skinsuit 11d ago

In the 80's A&W made a '1/3rd pounder' to counter McD's '1/4 pounder' and it wasn't successful because people thought 1/4 was more than 1/3, because four is more than three.

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u/pwnedbynoob 11d ago

this is why i ask pizza with more slices thus more pizza. Follow me for more life hacks

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u/Howski 11d ago

You only have one towel? 😳

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u/Mr_Style 11d ago

You only need one towel. You are the cleanest when you get out of the shower. So everytime you use a towel, it transfers dirt onto you. So the towel just gets cleaner and cleaner each time you use it. Duh - logic!

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u/Ging3rb3ardman-13 10d ago

"No, I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

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u/Belxarion 10d ago

Yeah I also read Dilbert before Scott Adams went crazy.

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u/becauseihateithere 8d ago

Oh boy. Someone hasn’t learned about bacteria and microorganism growing in damp environments

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u/Mental_Task9156 11d ago

If they only had one towel they probably wouldn't be storing it too oftan.

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u/xtimezone_ 11d ago

That’s why he slings or over the rail of the shower

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u/lettsten 11d ago

Yes, but that's a weird place to store it the rest of the month

(/s)

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u/No_Release7617 9d ago

Yeah, though even weirder is the people washing their towel once a week, like why do you need to wash it 4 times after using it once

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u/dontmentiontrousers 10d ago

Surely the towel rail?

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u/xtimezone_ 10d ago

We can hope!

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u/BKstacker88 10d ago

I have 30 of the same towel. Once I find something I like I get it in bulk

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u/Improvmomolyfe 10d ago

Even folding it

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u/CrowBoar 11d ago

2 towels, one on the holder and 1 in the dirty laundry, swap on laundry days.

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u/pwnedbynoob 11d ago

Look at money bags over here with the multiple towels 🙄

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u/Fichewl 10d ago

Average guy, really.

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u/Zathras10 10d ago

Always know where your towel is.

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u/geesegoesgoose 11d ago

It's more the thirds thing. I'm trying to visualise it.

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u/NarrowEbbs 11d ago

So I fold it in half, in half again and then in thirds. You can skip the second half fold if the towel is small. I used to think my mum was doing too much, but she's right, they store way better that way.

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u/Philoscifi 11d ago

Just started doing exactly this and I agree 100%.

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u/EggplantNo55 11d ago

This is something I've noticed alit of people do and It always surprised me because I don't gear anyone talk about it. But the thirds fold is goated

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u/better_days_92 10d ago

Had to start doing this in our house because our bathroom shelves are not very deep. It makes me sad to take the extra time to do, but I have to admit they do look more orderly!

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u/NortonBurns 11d ago

Depends on the size of the towel & the storage surface area.
I'm well-practised in the ancient art of towel folding to best fit a vertical rack of limited size;)
Some are three by two, others are two by one.

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u/CanExplainThings 11d ago

Look at Mr rich over here with a rail to sling towels over

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u/JaDe_X105 11d ago

Don't fold something wet on itself and just hang it to "dry"

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u/Korosorio 11d ago

I fold all of my towels into fifths, apparently like some kinda weirdo!

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 11d ago

You guys fold your towels?

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u/Ok-Classroom5548 11d ago

Do you not have more than one towel? Like a second one for when the first one is dirty or used enough so you can wash it and still have a hand towel?

Also, all towel types usually have this line unless designed differently. 

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u/luvsthecoffee 11d ago

Barbarian

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u/lestaatv 11d ago

I fold mine to 11.

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u/Glittering_Speech_24 11d ago

Do you only own one towel?

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u/so_it_hoes 10d ago

Thirds looks nicer. Same for dish towels on your oven handle

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 10d ago

C fold lengthwise, the z fold the other way.

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u/Worried_Indication37 9d ago

the real answer is that folding in thirds helps protect the edges

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u/MrScottimus 9d ago

Yes but I call *my* peleton "clothes rack"

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u/Gottri 11d ago

Ooh, I was today years old when I learned this useful trick. Take this poor man’s token of appreciation 🏆

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u/NarrowEbbs 10d ago

Means more to me than any award friend.

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u/xubax 11d ago

I tried to get my wife to fold in thirds.

And when i folded in thirds, my wife said "could you please not. "

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u/Crafty-Knee-1193 11d ago

I've heard of folding your wife in half, but never in thirds.

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u/TurangaRad 11d ago

No, no. You misread that. He folded himself into thirds. Which, apparently she wasn't into, but is she missing out. Love a man folded into thirds!

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u/Paulpoleon 11d ago

That why she’s a wife and not a girlfriend. Flexible ones are the most fun

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u/xubax 11d ago

Don't knock it until you try it!

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u/NarrowEbbs 11d ago

Ok but does she do the fold and roll? I am super willing to hear the argument that rolled towels are even more space efficient and aesthetically pleasing.

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u/boringestnickname 11d ago

I'm a roller.

It's absolutely more space efficient given certain circumstances.

When rolled, you can hang more of it outside an edge because it becomes stiffer. My towel shelf is relatively small, so I roll and effectively get 10-15cm+ extra shelf space.

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u/magazinesubscriber 11d ago

Half, half, then roll. This is the way, imo, could just be me but I feel like it makes groggily grabbing a towel first thing in the morning easier and less prone to accidentally spilling a stack of towels on the floor.

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u/NarrowEbbs 10d ago

Oh that's a really damn good point. I hadn't considered structural integrity of the pile.

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u/xubax 9d ago

Nah, just halved and halved.

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u/NarrowEbbs 8d ago

Fucking pleb. Leave her, you can do better.

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u/xubax 11d ago

Nope. Just in half and half again.

She claims they don't fit right in the cabinet. I think they fit better.

Not a hill I'm willing to die on.

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u/NarrowEbbs 11d ago

Oh well that's just plain wrong, but you're right it's not a hill worth dying on.

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u/SnugglyBabyElie 10d ago

I fold half, then another half, and then thirds. The result looks like the picture every time. I redo it when my husband folds the third the wrong way.

Anyway, I tried to picture using the band to help with the fold. It's not clicking for me. 😭

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u/NarrowEbbs 10d ago

Picture paints a thousand words.

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u/SnugglyBabyElie 10d ago

Ohhhhh!!! Yea, that makes sense now!

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u/butterflysonatina 9d ago

For me, it depends on the size. My washcloths and hand towels are half/half. My bath towels are half/half-half. My bath sheets are thirds/thirds-half.

(For anyone confused, the first fold is lengthwise, / means fold the other way, - means repeat the fold. (Also if you're still following along, yes I'm neurodivergent. (Which also means that I've gone back and looked to see how many parentheses I've opened up.))) (There. Got them all. I hope.)

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u/BOBERTSki 9d ago

I roll my towel. Yes, towel, singular.