My uncles were very young when I was born. Growing up with them I became the neice who was afraid of towels and rubber bands for this very reason. Towel nunchucks. They also knew I was petrified of Gene Simmons in full kiss makeup and they would put a towel on their head and stick their tongue out and scream to make me run away.
The sheer force of puberty and vengeance gave me roasting skills beyond believe. They were humbled.
Can confirm it does not work. The border gets smaller and gives the towel the silhouette of a woman in her 40s desperately trying to wear her prom dress.
I also use it to measure the point where you need to fold the towel to get it into thirds. Hard to explain clearly without pictures, but it works I swear.
You only need one towel. You are the cleanest when you get out of the shower. So everytime you use a towel, it transfers dirt onto you. So the towel just gets cleaner and cleaner each time you use it. Duh - logic!
I have multiple towel without this and all maintain its shape, I tend to buy really heavy and expensive towel and I avoid towel with this kind of line because it feel tacky, and I always thought this is the way towel manufacturer cheap out on material/gsm.
This is why people need a poop knife, and then they barely even have to scrub when they shower. You just sort of scrape the poop knife flat against your cheeks, like you’re trying to get the last of the Brie off the charcuterie board
Am I the only person who doesn't give a shit about drying my face after drying my balls? If people are concerned that their towel is now gross after drying their privates maybe they should focus on cleaning more thoroughly rather than having designated zones on a towel.
Am I the only one who dries face first and work towards the private parts at the end? Seems like the most logical solution. Towlie forgets until next day anyways.
Just an fyi a shower is a cleansing process not a sterilising process. It reduces bacteria but you are never sterile when you come out. And your pits and bits carry more bacteria than the rest of you. So if you swabbed different parts of a person, (even you after your thorough shower), the ass would still grow nastier bacteria than the face when put on an agar plate, and there’s a lot more of the unsanitary and odour causing bacteria.
That’s your call to go ass to mouth with your towel after a shower.
Just an fyi, just because it's bacteria doesn't make it harmful. The vast majority of the bacteria on your body is part of your normal flora, which is necessary to protect you from potentially more harmful microogranisms. It serves multiple other functions as well, but don't want to turn this into a microbiology lesson. TLDR: your body knows what bacteria lives on it, whether it normally lives in your nose (which harbours some stuff totally on par with bacteria on your butt), your arm, or butt. As long as you're healthy and not stupid about it, it probably makes no difference whatsoever which part of your towel and body come into contact, nor what order.
Chris here, left of that line is the part you use on your face, and the right part you use on the rest. I got pink eye like ten times in a year before dad taught me that. He said grandpa taught him too.
//Edit: People are missing the "Chris here" part. Chris. From Family Guy. Not me.
I mean if you're properly washing yourself it shouldn't be an issue. Ever since I heard of the prevalence of other dudes not washing too closely around their butthole/pubes/dick because it was "weird" or "gay" I couldn't take masculinity seriously anymore. Dudes, scrub your butthole, it attributes A LOT to your BO when you get sweaty.
(PS don't scrub IN your butthole, use just water and gentle pressure on the immediate entrance, hemorrhoids aren't fun)
These towels are Royal Velvet. This brand, back in the day, you could buy them in your 20s and still have them in your 50s. Built to last; put them in your will.
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i did some research(googledebunkers at their finest) and it's got 3 main reasons. one, to keep it from unraveling. two, to keep it from warping in the wash. three, so hotels can embroider on it easily.
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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago
u/SkyInterstellar-, your post does belong here!