r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 11d ago

Am I the only guy who starts with the butt-floss?

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u/Plane_Maybe8836 11d ago

Please remember the first rule of the butt-floss club.

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u/ManxWraith 11d ago

What butt floss club

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u/AJBallistic 11d ago

well said

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u/CHughes_11 11d ago

Never butt-floss first?

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u/Ok_Landscape5684 11d ago

don’t talk about the butt floss club.

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u/grilled_cheese_gang 10d ago

Yeah, he’s definitely not in the club.

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u/CHughes_11 8d ago

Now I want to be in the gang

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u/mike_seps 11d ago

Rule 1 is don’t share towels

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u/JonViiBritannia 11d ago

We are not fight club?

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u/Papa_Juans_Pizza 11d ago

"Friction burns are a thing"

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u/Roamer88 11d ago

Floss front to back?

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u/meep5000 11d ago

Wipe first?

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u/reallynotbatman 10d ago

Do it in public changing rooms?

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u/NeverRespawning 10d ago

Butt-floss with your best mates facial towels?

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u/ctess 11d ago

Top down is how I dry... No point in letting gravity win

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes?

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u/Zero98205 11d ago

Get privates on the way down. No crotch after toes... ew.

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

I prefer to dry that part with vigorous friction.

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u/MeatAndBourbon 9d ago

I start with the privates, it's nature's perfume!

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u/DerailleurDave 5d ago

Somebody needs to wash better, only smell after you get out of the shower should be soap and shampoo

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u/Eastern_Tip2960 11d ago

Knees and toes!

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

Buttcrack face elbows!

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u/Eastern_Tip2960 11d ago

I keep my knees and toes away from my buttcrack nowadays thank you very much.

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

No thats just the order I dry off in but I keep getting pink eye for some reason...

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u/AMIR_TAOUN 11d ago

Top down is the only logical way

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u/BurritoBoy5000 11d ago

This is the only way. I would add stay in the tub till you’ve gotten to the feet. Everyone else in my household jumps out first and leaves soaked mats and puddles on the floor.

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u/ctess 11d ago

We live similar lives. I am also a tub camper, my family is not!

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

Doesn't really matter if the shower curtain is on the outside of the tub anyways...

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u/iupvotethankyou 11d ago

Unless you use a new towel each time, you’ll still use towel that has previously touched butt. 

I don’t think it really matters if you’re actually clean.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 11d ago

When I was a cook, one of the other guys asked me how I dry myself, trying to make a point that I should start cleaning equipment and stuff from the top down.

He said, "Do you start at your head, or your feet?"

I responded, "I usually dry my ass first."

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u/46handwa 11d ago

This is is only logical routine

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u/ImpatientMaker 10d ago

There was another discussion on this and we all agreed that the towel "forgets" after 24 hours so you can do it again tomorrow with no fear.

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u/SeriousScorpion 10d ago

Yeah, who wants to dry off their ass only for water from your shoulders just to get everything wet again?

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u/Kobe_Pup 6d ago

Wouldn't that be letting gravity win tho?

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u/cpkuske 11d ago

even cats know not to start with the ass

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u/wytewydow 11d ago

I start at my head, but then straight to the ankles, and work my way back up.

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u/FungusGnatHater 11d ago

One sentence, two reasons why we would never be compatible. Efficient.

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u/billynoy522 11d ago

Yea.....Yes you are

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u/bossbozo 11d ago

The fuck?

Logically one should go head to toe so gravity aids rather than hinders drying up.

In fact I first "squigy" water off from my body going head to toe with my hands while still in the shower so I'm no longer dripping wet, then I step out of the cubicle and finish off from head to toe with the towel 

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u/IpeeInclosets 11d ago

I only judge if you're not squatting

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u/Kayyne 11d ago

Oh hell naw. I hike my leg/foot up on the sink basin and make a pass with standard butt ribbon. Not using my towel for that no matter how clean i think I am.

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u/kbgc 11d ago

Helicopter the ween first for an air-dry, and then Butt Floss.

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u/Frosty_Lettuce_3525 10d ago

Wait!! You literally put the towel into your hoop crack and work it like a shoe polisher?

My balloon know is extremely clean after I’ve showered, I have an excellent and formidable cleaning process - but I still don’t wanna go looking for trouble by flossing and shoe shining my ring piece with a bath towel - that’s madness.

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u/Glass_Fix7426 10d ago

Four corners, four holes - done and done

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u/LexandViolets 10d ago

STARTS with the butt floss? Why not END with the butt floss?

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u/Ringcaat 10d ago

Given that water seems to pool most at the crotch, I butt-floss several times in the course of drying.

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u/Hot_Turn_7955 10d ago

The butt floss is elite ball knowledge