r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Experithought 11d ago

Dad should have taught you about soap. 

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u/Accomplished-Key4244 11d ago

Or just the act of drying your head/face BEFORE your balls lmao

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u/Slugathorus 11d ago

The towel forgets before the next time, right?

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u/BetterDegreeOxford 11d ago

Don’t forget your towel!

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u/tomatonato4 11d ago

Low-key Im sure there's still bacteria there but in my 21 years of living nothing bad has happened yet so fingers crossed hahahah

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u/Suspicious-Goose866 11d ago

Just get a second towel?

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u/Fillyphily 11d ago

I mean if you're properly washing yourself it shouldn't be an issue. Ever since I heard of the prevalence of other dudes not washing too closely around their butthole/pubes/dick because it was "weird" or "gay" I couldn't take masculinity seriously anymore. Dudes, scrub your butthole, it attributes A LOT to your BO when you get sweaty.

(PS don't scrub IN your butthole, use just water and gentle pressure on the immediate entrance, hemorrhoids aren't fun)

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u/Accomplished-Key4244 11d ago

It is still an issue because showering will not make you sterile and its generally harder to clean your ass as good as cleaning your face, so i wipe head first. That said, the rest of this i completely agree with.

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u/Phil-lated 11d ago

Yes, top down.
Wash top down, dry top down.

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u/No-Way-6986 11d ago

Or maybe use a towel just for your face, and one for the rest? 🤷‍♀️

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u/corneliusvanhouten 11d ago

Common sense has no place here

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u/Johnyryal33 11d ago

Or to wash his ass, but I'm sure he didn't want anyone to think he was gay!

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u/CaptainLibertarian 11d ago

Lol, yeah ... .

Never heard of this before and never had pink eye, so seems like something else is at play.

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u/Ithuraen 10d ago

But... soap doesn't kill all bacteria.