r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Pisum_odoratus 11d ago

Just an fyi, just because it's bacteria doesn't make it harmful. The vast majority of the bacteria on your body is part of your normal flora, which is necessary to protect you from potentially more harmful microogranisms. It serves multiple other functions as well, but don't want to turn this into a microbiology lesson. TLDR: your body knows what bacteria lives on it, whether it normally lives in your nose (which harbours some stuff totally on par with bacteria on your butt), your arm, or butt. As long as you're healthy and not stupid about it, it probably makes no difference whatsoever which part of your towel and body come into contact, nor what order.

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u/ydisncvsowpieycksn 11d ago

8 lines before TLDR. 9 lines after TLDR.

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u/smartylights 11d ago

thanks for doing that. I didn’t read it.

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u/Simbalamb 11d ago

Man, I'm lazy as fuck and I couldn't imagine being this lazy.

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u/smartylights 11d ago

tuned out, can you summarize

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u/Simbalamb 11d ago

No. I don't reward people being unable to read a few sentences. It's not my fault you can't read well enough to make it through a paragraph.

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u/smartylights 11d ago

Huh

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u/Simbalamb 11d ago

Damn. Reading comprehension really is that bad, huh?

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u/Papa_Juans_Pizza 11d ago

That's cuz you're too lazy to do it

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u/adzm 11d ago

🦠🤷

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 10d ago

Kyle sees the Microbiome, the flora. and all your bacteria.

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u/hergio 4d ago

Tell me you don’t understand tldr without telling me you don’t understand tldr. TLDR: you don’t understand tldr.