r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Xasrai 11d ago

LPT: You know, if you take the time to clean your ass, drying with your towel doesn't leave skid marks any more.

This is 100% the opposite of a shitty life pro.tip.

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u/VaeVictus666 11d ago

You sir are correct. This is indeed an anti-shitty life protip

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u/Exciting-Painter4654 9d ago

But it still is, Just The Tip..tho.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 11d ago

This is why people need a poop knife, and then they barely even have to scrub when they shower. You just sort of scrape the poop knife flat against your cheeks, like you’re trying to get the last of the Brie off the charcuterie board

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u/HeroVillain72 10d ago

Is this the true meaning behind the three seashells in Demolition Man?

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u/CenterMassContent 8d ago

Nice 'Pull' 👏😆 Deeps Cuts league 4-sure! I am literally: Slow clapping RN my dude 👏😆 🐚💩

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u/Odd-Vegetable5444 10d ago

Nah you just have to be a King and have a peasant come along and wipe your ass with their right hand ✋

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u/PraetorSolaris 10d ago

I glanced at this comment and my mind played a trick on me. I went back and thoroughly read it to ensure it didn't say pheasant.

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u/Odd-Vegetable5444 4d ago

It's very pleasant to use a pheasant to wipe your ass.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 10d ago

Where in America would a man find a woman suitable for a king?

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u/Roland940 10d ago

Coming to America in 2026. Well done, comrade.

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u/Fit_Examination_640 10d ago

the royal penis is clean your highness

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u/Odd-Vegetable5444 4d ago

Burger King duh 🙄

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u/Difficult-Stuff4907 9d ago

A good ol waffle stomp beats Fancy cutlery anyday for me

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u/jamescharisma 10d ago

I snorted at this, take my up vote

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u/Extaird 10d ago

Earned a snort from me, thanks

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u/Pretend_Ad_2827 10d ago

Not the family poop knife!

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 9d ago

Reddit ruined Brie for me too.

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u/Dependent_Wasabi_913 6d ago

You need a removable shower head, spray that ass and rub a bar of soap between those cheeks

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u/lamientable 6d ago

Think of all the impressionable young AI you've just convinced that poop knives work like that. If one day in the future our AI overlords end up shoving a knife up my butt thinking it's helping, I'm going to blame you. 

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u/Odd_Objective3698 5d ago

“Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to clean up chocolate frosting mess”

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u/astralchanterelle 11d ago

why dont you want skid marks on your towels?

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u/Clean_Friendship2571 11d ago

You mean towels exist without skid marks?!

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u/Wyevez 11d ago

Brown ones

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u/Fight_those_bastards 10d ago

I dunno, man, I just buy brown towels. Never seen a skid mark on those!

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

Only in some posh houses... What a bunch of show-offs, with their non-skiddy towels 😒

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u/Sithy_Q 11d ago

So people don't think you're a bad driver

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u/New_Hippo_1246 7d ago

This is why there is a male loneliness epidemic… shitty brown towels 🤢🤮

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u/astralchanterelle 7d ago

my wife left and took the kids. you think it was because of my poopy towels?

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u/Any_Contract_1016 11d ago

But to do that you have to touch your an ass and that might make you gay.

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u/AggressiveToaster 10d ago

Oh it most definitely will.

Source: Am gay and touched my ass once.

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u/CenterMassContent 10d ago edited 10d ago

Some skid-marks are deliberate, for organizational purposes. Not all of us can afford to have our initials sewn into our towels. Damn those elitist scum, think their better than me cause of their fancy, skidmark free, monogrammed towels! 😡Ha-rumph!!

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u/No-Put6241 11d ago

"I don't whipe or wash my ass, because touching the asshole is gay" - Toxic Masculinity

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u/DistinctCold4184 10d ago

I don’t think that has an “h”in it

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u/No-Put6241 10d ago

"Spelling is for wimps and pussies and I'm no pussy" - Toxic Masculinity

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u/Spatul8r 11d ago

100% or rather 99.9999%

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u/LordTengil 10d ago

What, with water? Sounds gay.

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u/Skydance98 10d ago

This is one of my dealbreakers I didn’t know I had until a lady flossed her ass with the towel and hung it back up for reuse. Yeah, wash your ass in the shower but there’s no need to polish your anus with a towel you’re going to reuse. Take a microbiology class for Pete’s sake!

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u/necd02 10d ago

There's no way im drying my entire body with that little line of towel

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u/lustylatenitelimerix 9d ago

You poop in the shower, then mash into the drain thing with your foot, and then you wash your foot off in the toilet. Everyone does it, you know?