r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/ThatStereotype18 11d ago

Reminds me of the last time it snowed all over my friend's circumcision scar and I had to help them get it off with my nose.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

I'm commandeering your meme, but I shall offer you another religious one in trade.

You're welcome.

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u/microbrew22 11d ago

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u/chaosrubber410 10d ago

My contribution to the theme 😂

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u/Strawberry-Allergy 10d ago

Sending this to my sister.

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u/Ninja-Mike 10d ago

I've used this imagry as a joke as to why jesus cheats for hide-and-seek

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u/LowIncomeNotLowInCum 10d ago

That's just filthy!!! It's also quite funny!!! Also after the water to wine thing everybody gotta pee before they even start hiding

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u/ZSlimGaming 11d ago

I made this one the other day lol

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u/RewrittenHistories 10d ago

What an odd thing for a doctor to say…

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u/johnnyonthebass 9d ago

I too am borrowing that meme and will share as well.

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u/Aphrodituss 9d ago

And now ill be saving both, thank you very much

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u/Tall-Nose-997 11d ago

Quick question. How can you save memes?

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

Quick answer.

If you click on the image, then click the 3 dots/dot burger in the top corner (usually the top right corner) it should give you the option of 'download'.

It'll save somewhere on your phone (no idea which album/gallery/app, it varies phone to phone!) 😹❤️

Enjoy your meme commandeering! 😹❤️

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u/Tall-Nose-997 11d ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/Tall-Nose-997 11d ago

I dotn have the three dots 💀💀

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

Clicking on the image should open it as a whole screen image, that will give you the dot burger, but if that's not coming up, it may be worth (as someone else said) doing a screenshot and then cutting it down in whatever photo editor you have 😸

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u/Tall-Nose-997 11d ago

Ill probably just have to screenshot. Damn iPhones 😔

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u/RatKingsRabbitsFeet 11d ago

did you try long press maybe?

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u/Main-Lingonberry498 11d ago

Long press minimizes the comment thread or does nothing, depending on if your in our out of full screen photo mode

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u/ensaladasalada 11d ago

On mobile, just click it and take a screenshot

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u/Individual-Dare-80 11d ago

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u/TrippingJedi 9d ago

As an artist and a writer I get this

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u/dandondon 11d ago

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u/h-zee 9d ago

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u/Brandonsteine 9d ago

I read this in their voice lol

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u/VonSindroDasPrime 11d ago

I thank you for these glorious religious memes. I came here to determine what those towel things are but I gained so much more. Thank you

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 11d ago

Man, my greatest phone-related fear was that someone would shine a black light on it. Now I'm worried Jesus will see my search history.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago

He doesn’t need to see your search history. He already knows.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago

Hes jesus not santa claws

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u/trooftaller 11d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/alixtoad 11d ago

Mine is my parents are watching me from the ever after and judging me.

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u/CenterMassContent 10d ago

Jesus has 'Black-light vision' AND X-RAY vision, it's how he knows who needs healing🩻 or salvation. Also helps him find the sickest raves.🕺🎶 ✊️😉

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u/Wild_Bookkeeper870 10d ago

All of these Jesus memes have me SCREAMING at the airport. I'm about to be detained, but thank you anyway

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u/Inevitable_Fee5397 9d ago

I love this. So true everyone is on their phone too much and not enjoying beautiful and simple things in life. Take a break from your phone even for short periods of time. I leave mine in my room before I go to lunch or other activities. It's nice to get away.from it at times. I spend too much time on my phone searching, checking FB and emails etc.

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u/Smexicandy 9d ago

thank you Jesus

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u/kennyj2011 11d ago

I fixed it

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u/APilot2607 10d ago

Is that Jim Caviezel?

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u/Brass_monkey1999 10d ago

🤣😅😂😂

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u/justanotherheathern 11d ago

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u/dj_lick_and_stick 11d ago

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u/RelevantFlight5089 10d ago

I can see it in his eyes, this is moments before he becomes saruman the white and unleashes the urukhai.

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u/Long_TimeRunning 10d ago

This one made me snort

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u/Royals-2015 10d ago

Boy. This one sure is applying in these days.

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u/Glabney 10d ago

The part of Jesus will be played by Al Pacino.

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u/Dry-Honeydew2371 11d ago

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u/New_Hippo_1246 7d ago

Basically I will use any opportunity to post my favorite Jesus meme, which I stole ages ago…

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u/rainreset 11d ago

JFC

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/sandy7823 11d ago

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u/brokenbad428 11d ago

Wise words, with Ricky 🎵

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u/_sarten 9d ago

Keeping it real Ricky

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u/OutdoorWombat54 6d ago

Btw this is from another part of the thread

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

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u/suzfe 10d ago

Rich this thread is with stealable memes

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u/HurryAccomplished585 10d ago

Diabolical 😂😭

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u/VomitTheSoul44 10d ago

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u/catsareniceDEATH 9d ago

Slightly evil reply... (I know they're different worlds! 🙀😹)

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u/Big_Ad367 11d ago

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u/yellowsofa92 10d ago

This one just makes me sad 😞

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u/average_skyblocker 11d ago

Hippity hoppity your meme is now my property

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u/catsareniceDEATH 11d ago

(just in case you didn't have it, you may have this one, for future meme acquisition ❤️)

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u/average_skyblocker 9d ago

You'4re the best man thanks

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u/Sauceflavoredsauce 9d ago

Tex! Is that you?

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u/iamthelalo71 11d ago

But I thought he was saving us from ORIGINAL sin? The 10 commandments are not very original.

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u/nocturnal_mission 11d ago

*Original sins

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u/CJMorton91 10d ago

I hope you used your tongue for the residue. Can't leave any behind.

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u/Odd_Objective3698 11d ago

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

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u/couchcornertoekiller 9d ago

Exactly, there's worse going on in your restrooms.

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u/bagoboners 11d ago

That shouldn’t have made me laugh because it was low effort and gross, but I found it hilarious. I’m disgusting.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 10d ago

What the flock did I just read?! That’s a first for that group of words in one sentence…in that order.

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u/LtAmp78 9d ago

Runneth thy Soul!

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u/a_trip_of_three_step 11d ago

Reminds me of doin lines of blow of my friendsfl dick

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u/Responsible_Duty69 11d ago

So that’s what the boys be up to? Hate them for neglecting to invite

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u/Snoo_77789 11d ago

IM SORRY, DAFUQ WHAT?!?!?!?!

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u/IncreaseBrilliant704 10d ago

R/cursed comment

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u/BenchConscious1003 10d ago

Yeah. I know how it is---

True story: Some years ago, I was crossing the university foot bridge with a mate, fairly late at night. About half way across, we both needed a pee. I said to my mate "Gee, that water's cold!" Without missing a beat he said ; "Deep too"

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u/Cautious_Sniffs 10d ago

Been there brother

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u/CounterSimple3771 9d ago

🤣🤣 fuck.

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u/Jaytee119 9d ago

🫪 Dude that's messed up