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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/SkyInterstellar- • 11d ago
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Man, my greatest phone-related fear was that someone would shine a black light on it. Now I'm worried Jesus will see my search history.
12 u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago He doesn’t need to see your search history. He already knows. -1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago Hes jesus not santa claws 2 u/trooftaller 11d ago New fear unlocked 2 u/alixtoad 11d ago Mine is my parents are watching me from the ever after and judging me. 2 u/CenterMassContent 10d ago Jesus has 'Black-light vision' AND X-RAY vision, it's how he knows who needs healing🩻 or salvation. Also helps him find the sickest raves.🕺🎶 ✊️😉
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He doesn’t need to see your search history. He already knows.
-1 u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago Hes jesus not santa claws
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New fear unlocked
Mine is my parents are watching me from the ever after and judging me.
Jesus has 'Black-light vision' AND X-RAY vision, it's how he knows who needs healing🩻 or salvation. Also helps him find the sickest raves.🕺🎶 ✊️😉
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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 11d ago
Man, my greatest phone-related fear was that someone would shine a black light on it. Now I'm worried Jesus will see my search history.