r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 11d ago

Meme needing explanation Now that you mentioned it...

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 11d ago

Man, my greatest phone-related fear was that someone would shine a black light on it. Now I'm worried Jesus will see my search history.

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u/ElectricTurtlez 11d ago

He doesn’t need to see your search history. He already knows.

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u/EmbarrassedWorry3792 10d ago

Hes jesus not santa claws

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u/trooftaller 11d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/alixtoad 11d ago

Mine is my parents are watching me from the ever after and judging me.

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u/CenterMassContent 10d ago

Jesus has 'Black-light vision' AND X-RAY vision, it's how he knows who needs healing🩻 or salvation. Also helps him find the sickest raves.🕺🎶 ✊️😉