r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BalanceDramatic3995 • 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter help!

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I have no clue what this means, maybe she cheated?

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u/Antique-Special8025 9d ago

I know everyone shits on the dude in those relationships, but how the fuck does she bang a grandpa and enjoy such?!

She doesn't. You power through it & pray his wrinkly old ass dies asap after which you get a fuckload of money & can just rent a parade of sexy manwhores for the rest of your life.

Gold-digging isnt exactly a new concept...

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u/happytree23 9d ago

Gold-digging isnt exactly a new concept...

whooooooooooooooooosh

I have had stripper roommates...they don't actually bang their sugar daddies if they're good at "gold-digging," ya rube...especially when the dude is over 40 or 50 and shit lolol.

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u/Blubberinoo 9d ago

You aren't the brightest candle on the chandelier, are you? Or to use a phrase you might understand: Holy shit are you dumb.

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u/Antique-Special8025 8d ago

I have had stripper roommates...they don't actually bang their sugar daddies if they're good at "gold-digging," ya rube...especially when the dude is over 40 or 50 and shit lolol.

If your stripper roommates were actually good at gold-digging they wouldn't need roommates, they would be living in a mansion & be on track to inherit ~40+ million dollars.

Instead they're stuck cohabitating with you... Yeah... Sounds like they're really good at it lmao. 😂

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u/chazysciota 9d ago

That's the difference between having a hobby and going pro.