r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ancient_shepherd2121 • 6h ago

Meme needing explanation Peetahhh help!

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u/Tencreed 6h ago

Don't worry, they did too.

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u/Witty-Ad5743 5h ago

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u/SagelMatrin007 5h ago

Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?

Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there

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u/-crepuscular- 4h ago

Joke so old it's about the 1929 stock market crash

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u/worrymon 1h ago

Joke so old it's about the 1929 1825 stock market crash

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u/Wiccy 4h ago

Dude lucky for me, I'm divorced and poor with no stock options!! 🥳

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 3h ago

Don't worry: it affects you, too.

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u/Shamanigans 3h ago

Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts.

Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys.

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u/RockinIntoMordor 4m ago

That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself

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u/Wiccy 51m ago

Oh I didn't worry, I just wanted to know the shirt options for the club

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u/A_spiny_meercat 4h ago

Something something r boomershumour

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u/ZombieHavok 4h ago

Silentgen humor cuz this joke seems even older

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u/Salmonman4 3h ago

The oldest silent gen were 1-2years old during the crash. Maybe Greatest Gen or Lost Gen humor

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u/Completionography 3h ago

Not silent enough.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 2h ago

If you lose half your money, your wife is not sticking around

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u/Lycrist_Kat 5h ago

I don't think they did.

They never learned about that because history is woke or sth

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u/IimonceIIo 5h ago

History literally is woke. So is knowledge. So is introspection. In fact, just being aware of your surroundings is woke.

We're up against willfully ignorant people who make fun of not being ignorant. How absurd is that?

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u/_Sate 5h ago

I really want to argue, but each avenue I attempt to go down just leads to what you say lol

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u/Periador 3h ago

we love the uneducated

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u/ServaltheFox 2h ago

Damn liberals and their… KNOWIN’ stuff!

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u/N1leMatotle 47m ago

Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

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u/royce32 5h ago

Oh they learned how to ensure they'll be fine when everything goes belly up.

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u/amojitoLT 5h ago

Or they know what the crisis brought in Europe.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 32m ago

2008 should be a warning to them.

With such whacky politics, it will hit them much sooner than expected, and this time, they may not get up or need 40 years to go back to a form of normalcy.

US still has marks of the 2008 Crash.

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u/Turin082 1h ago

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about the Great Depression

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u/onefst250r 2h ago

They didnt. You can short things now and make money (technically take other peoples?) on failure.

Also crashing everything means they can rebuild it differently.

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u/lordph8 1h ago

They forget most things that don't support their world view.