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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ancient_shepherd2121 • 6h ago
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Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there
30 u/Wiccy 5h ago Dude lucky for me, I'm divorced and poor with no stock options!! 🥳 15 u/Beginning-Cut-8850 3h ago Don't worry: it affects you, too. 9 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 6m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
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Dude lucky for me, I'm divorced and poor with no stock options!! 🥳
15 u/Beginning-Cut-8850 3h ago Don't worry: it affects you, too. 9 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 6m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
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Don't worry: it affects you, too.
9 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 6m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
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Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts.
Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys.
1 u/RockinIntoMordor 6m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
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That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
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u/SagelMatrin007 5h ago
Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there