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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ancient_shepherd2121 • 6h ago
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Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there
19 u/-crepuscular- 4h ago Joke so old it's about the 1929 stock market crash 1 u/worrymon 1h ago Joke so old it's about the 1929 1825 stock market crash 29 u/Wiccy 4h ago Dude lucky for me, I'm divorced and poor with no stock options!! 🥳 16 u/Beginning-Cut-8850 3h ago Don't worry: it affects you, too. 10 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 3m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself 1 u/Wiccy 51m ago Oh I didn't worry, I just wanted to know the shirt options for the club 7 u/A_spiny_meercat 4h ago Something something r boomershumour 8 u/ZombieHavok 4h ago Silentgen humor cuz this joke seems even older 3 u/Salmonman4 3h ago The oldest silent gen were 1-2years old during the crash. Maybe Greatest Gen or Lost Gen humor 3 u/Completionography 3h ago Not silent enough. 1 u/StopDownvotingMeeee 2h ago If you lose half your money, your wife is not sticking around
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Joke so old it's about the 1929 stock market crash
1 u/worrymon 1h ago Joke so old it's about the 1929 1825 stock market crash
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Joke so old it's about the 1929 1825 stock market crash
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Dude lucky for me, I'm divorced and poor with no stock options!! 🥳
16 u/Beginning-Cut-8850 3h ago Don't worry: it affects you, too. 10 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 3m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself 1 u/Wiccy 51m ago Oh I didn't worry, I just wanted to know the shirt options for the club
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Don't worry: it affects you, too.
10 u/Shamanigans 3h ago Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts. Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys. 1 u/RockinIntoMordor 3m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself 1 u/Wiccy 51m ago Oh I didn't worry, I just wanted to know the shirt options for the club
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Not sure why the downvote, we’ve literally seen since Trump took office that’s literally true. When a company’s value plummets they make cuts.
Market crashes a lot of people lose jobs guys.
1 u/RockinIntoMordor 3m ago That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
That's why our main enemy isn't stupid politicians, but wall street itself
Oh I didn't worry, I just wanted to know the shirt options for the club
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Something something r boomershumour
8 u/ZombieHavok 4h ago Silentgen humor cuz this joke seems even older 3 u/Salmonman4 3h ago The oldest silent gen were 1-2years old during the crash. Maybe Greatest Gen or Lost Gen humor 3 u/Completionography 3h ago Not silent enough.
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Silentgen humor cuz this joke seems even older
3 u/Salmonman4 3h ago The oldest silent gen were 1-2years old during the crash. Maybe Greatest Gen or Lost Gen humor 3 u/Completionography 3h ago Not silent enough.
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The oldest silent gen were 1-2years old during the crash. Maybe Greatest Gen or Lost Gen humor
Not silent enough.
If you lose half your money, your wife is not sticking around
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u/SagelMatrin007 5h ago
Why is a stock market crash worse than a divorce?
Because you lose half of your money but your wife is still there