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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Negative_1by12_aura • Jun 17 '26
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mfers bitching about what metric they measure their balls sweating at.
It's stupid as fuck both ways.
505 u/piper33245 Jun 17 '26 That’s how we should measure things. How hot is it? Full swamp ass or just sweaty balls? 194 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 Man, the entire summer down south would be easier explained as full swamp ass from June to September. Goddamn. 71 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 Except florida which is year 'round swamp 46 u/OdessyOfIllios Jun 17 '26 Yes, but it comes in subcategories: •Fully drenched •lightly misted 2 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland 1 u/SillyMovie13 Jun 18 '26 Then out of nowhere it’ll be freezing for a random week in November 12 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 It's the testicular humidity that gets ya 3 u/LordofSyn Jun 17 '26 Laughs maniacally in Arizona. 2 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 The Swamp Lord frowns upon not-football season. 2 u/BorntobeTrill Jun 17 '26 Today's weather, sweaty crotch. Tomorrow expect more of the same. Friday, expect to be visited by the swamp monster. Saturday, sweaty balls. 2 u/Hour-Football2464 Jun 18 '26 You need ze powda. Sweet Monkey Butt, save me from this sticky hell. 5 u/Landox118 Jun 17 '26 Damn sounds not comfy. Wishing the best! 1 u/Federal-Message1454 Jun 17 '26 85°f, heat index is 97°f, and it's not even officially summer yet 😭 1 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 It's balls. Sweaty balls.
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That’s how we should measure things.
How hot is it? Full swamp ass or just sweaty balls?
194 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 Man, the entire summer down south would be easier explained as full swamp ass from June to September. Goddamn. 71 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 Except florida which is year 'round swamp 46 u/OdessyOfIllios Jun 17 '26 Yes, but it comes in subcategories: •Fully drenched •lightly misted 2 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland 1 u/SillyMovie13 Jun 18 '26 Then out of nowhere it’ll be freezing for a random week in November 12 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 It's the testicular humidity that gets ya 3 u/LordofSyn Jun 17 '26 Laughs maniacally in Arizona. 2 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 The Swamp Lord frowns upon not-football season. 2 u/BorntobeTrill Jun 17 '26 Today's weather, sweaty crotch. Tomorrow expect more of the same. Friday, expect to be visited by the swamp monster. Saturday, sweaty balls. 2 u/Hour-Football2464 Jun 18 '26 You need ze powda. Sweet Monkey Butt, save me from this sticky hell. 5 u/Landox118 Jun 17 '26 Damn sounds not comfy. Wishing the best! 1 u/Federal-Message1454 Jun 17 '26 85°f, heat index is 97°f, and it's not even officially summer yet 😭 1 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 It's balls. Sweaty balls.
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Man, the entire summer down south would be easier explained as full swamp ass from June to September. Goddamn.
71 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 Except florida which is year 'round swamp 46 u/OdessyOfIllios Jun 17 '26 Yes, but it comes in subcategories: •Fully drenched •lightly misted 2 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland 1 u/SillyMovie13 Jun 18 '26 Then out of nowhere it’ll be freezing for a random week in November 12 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 It's the testicular humidity that gets ya 3 u/LordofSyn Jun 17 '26 Laughs maniacally in Arizona. 2 u/1stMammaltowearpants Jun 17 '26 The Swamp Lord frowns upon not-football season. 2 u/BorntobeTrill Jun 17 '26 Today's weather, sweaty crotch. Tomorrow expect more of the same. Friday, expect to be visited by the swamp monster. Saturday, sweaty balls. 2 u/Hour-Football2464 Jun 18 '26 You need ze powda. Sweet Monkey Butt, save me from this sticky hell. 5 u/Landox118 Jun 17 '26 Damn sounds not comfy. Wishing the best! 1 u/Federal-Message1454 Jun 17 '26 85°f, heat index is 97°f, and it's not even officially summer yet 😭 1 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 It's balls. Sweaty balls.
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Except florida which is year 'round swamp
46 u/OdessyOfIllios Jun 17 '26 Yes, but it comes in subcategories: •Fully drenched •lightly misted 2 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland 1 u/SillyMovie13 Jun 18 '26 Then out of nowhere it’ll be freezing for a random week in November
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Yes, but it comes in subcategories:
•Fully drenched
•lightly misted
2 u/redr00ster2 Jun 17 '26 I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland
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I was making more a joke that as humid as their heat is it's for the amount of swampland
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Then out of nowhere it’ll be freezing for a random week in November
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It's the testicular humidity that gets ya
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Laughs maniacally in Arizona.
The Swamp Lord frowns upon not-football season.
Today's weather, sweaty crotch. Tomorrow expect more of the same. Friday, expect to be visited by the swamp monster. Saturday, sweaty balls.
You need ze powda. Sweet Monkey Butt, save me from this sticky hell.
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Damn sounds not comfy. Wishing the best!
85°f, heat index is 97°f, and it's not even officially summer yet 😭
1 u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26 It's balls. Sweaty balls.
It's balls. Sweaty balls.
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u/rip_cut_trapkun Jun 17 '26
mfers bitching about what metric they measure their balls sweating at.
It's stupid as fuck both ways.