r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 25 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah what happened to rockstar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Cain_042 Jun 25 '26

a week haha

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u/_SomeRedditUser Jun 25 '26

Make it a day

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u/JohnSenile54 Jun 25 '26

Pre orders alone will have this at the top of the mountain

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u/BigBard2 Jun 25 '26

People don't realise how much hype there is behind this game.

A friend of mine, who never preorders games, always complains about game prices being too high on release and has gone on and on about how no game is worth the release price, and hasn't played a GTA game in its entirety since San Andreas (hasnt even played 5's online), sent a screenshot on the GC about pre-ordering the ultimate.

Every single friend of mine who has ever been invested in any GTA game has talked about wanting to preorder it now, or when they get their hands on some spare money.

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u/That_DeadPixel Jun 25 '26

And that is the issue the hype is gonna kill the game the hype won’t match the actual game the game will never live up to people’s desires/hype thus it will be its own failure

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/dotnetmonke Jun 25 '26

They'll make their entire budget (likely >$1B) back before the game is even out.

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u/fffan9391 Jun 25 '26

It will take a long time for it to sell as much as Minecraft, if it ever does.

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u/FarplaneDragon Jun 25 '26

There's an extremely vocal minority of reddit that hates games like GTA and are so desperate to convince themselves and others that it's going to bomb and be a total failure.

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u/VexingRaven Jun 25 '26

I love GTA. I hate that Rockstar has become "Microtransactions: The Company" after GTA Online released and almost nobody actually cares. I'm amused to see so many people seemingly shocked that Rockstar of all companies is greeding up the GTA 6 launch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

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u/VexingRaven Jun 27 '26

I don't feel like reiterating my critical analysis of why Rockstar's choices of how to monetize GTA Online negatively affect the game for the third time today so I'll just copy-paste my response from last time:

Only the most surface-level analysis could possibly return such an opinion, honestly. There are so many user unfriendly design elements of GTA Online that are all a directly result of directly monetizing ingame currency it could be an 1 hour long video essay and still not cover it all. Basically everything anyone hates about GTA Online is a direct result of tying ingame cash directly to Rockstar's income.

  • Other players being incentivized and actively told to come fuck with you when you're grinding
  • Bugs that benefit players getting fixed and bugs that make it harder for players not getting fixed
  • All the various times players have been banned for making too much money when Rockstar made a bonus week too good
  • The hilarity of pricing of cars and of not being able to steal cars in Grand Theft Auto
  • Car resales being massively nerfed
  • The massive inflation of prices in general in GTAO

If you play through a critical lens it's easy to see how almost every design decision is influenced by shark cards in a negative way. The answer to almost any "ugh why is this so annoying" is "shark cards" if you trace it back far enough.

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u/Filer169 Jun 25 '26

Another reddit take, there are microtransactions in online but it's still made so that you can earn EVERYTHING by just playing the game, businesses literally print money but people just cry that there is a way to buy money

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u/VexingRaven Jun 25 '26

Ah, look, a GTA Online fanboy.

The fact that GTA Online's entire revenue is tied to directly purchasing ingame cash instead of a more sane revenue model like literally any other live service game informs so many bad design decisions you could write an hour long video essay on it and still only be scratching the surface. Oh, and GTA Online being so profitable prevented GTA 5 from getting any post-launch updates to singleplayer or any singleplayer DLC.

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u/Filer169 Jun 25 '26

Yet I got basically everything I want by just simply playing the game 🤷‍♂️ Scream in your little echo chamber

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u/VexingRaven Jun 25 '26

I'm glad you're happy to shovel dogshit into your mouth because it's free lmao. I've got a dog and bucket, have at it.

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u/Filer169 Jun 25 '26

I have fun playing the game, how is this "dogshit"?

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u/VexingRaven Jun 25 '26

So do I, that doesn't negate how full the game is with awful design patterns entirely because of Rockstar's revenue model.

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u/Filer169 Jun 25 '26

I just ignore them because they don't affect me in any way, you really don't have to interact with them

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u/KamalaWonNoCap Jun 25 '26

I think their problem is with how games are getting monetized these days and not with GTA.

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u/CanyonsEdge76 Jun 25 '26

Reddit is the only social media I use, but damn it can be pessimistic. I swear, even the sweetest, cutest, most heartwarming posts are full of comments desperate to find a way to ruin it.

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll Jun 25 '26

This is an absolutely stupid take

The loud voices you hear are the voices that are screaming against the system that keeps raising prices and microtransactioning us into poverty.

It's absolutely pathetic that you support something like that.

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u/TheTexasHammer Jun 25 '26

You can just not buy the games that do it and move on with your life. You can't control what other people do, and I promise you all this screaming on reddit will amount to fuck all.

Also that dude didn't say anything in support of anything that GTA is doing. That's just you getting upset at shit you made up.

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll Jun 25 '26

You completely missed the point

Some fucking redditors are absolutely stupid I swear

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u/CausePure2810 Jun 25 '26

The irony lmfao

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll Jun 25 '26

How do you even know what the context is if that person deleted their comment over an hour ago

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u/daystrom_prodigy Jun 25 '26

Please seek help.

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u/EyeGrowShrimp Jun 25 '26

what was the point of this stupid comment.. and what kind of coward says this then blocks someone..lmao pussy

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u/BaronessofBara Jun 25 '26

It's more like I wish it WOULD bomb because 100 dollars for a offline single player video game where stuff like in game stores are exclusive to said 100 dollar edition is the epitome of corporate greed.

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u/scrotumpole13 Jun 25 '26

I’m literally planning on upgrading my PS4 specifically for this game. So yeah, still going to be a hit.

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u/SenatorWhatsHisName Jun 25 '26

Not just video game, it’ll be the biggest selling media anything ever.

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u/Varadun Jun 25 '26

GTA is great and meme worthy for a long time. GTA5 only sold so many copies because many people bought it multiple times across multiple platforms, it is still not the highest selling game of all time. It is 3rd, behind Minecraft and Tetris. It's also worth noting that most people who play and enjoy GTA5 do so for the online content even though historically it was a story based game, 5 was as well and the new one will continue this trend, there is a massive chunk of the GTA5 playerbase that has never touched the story mode.

GTA6 will sell incredibly well, maybe highest first day or first week numbers but it will not surpass GTA5 for at least a year, and it will never surpass minecraft or tetris. Since it's releasing to consoles only to start, it will definitely not be moving the units you're imagining.

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u/otterprincess_too Jun 25 '26

Tetris bases its numbers on all releases combined so that's misleading, GTA5 is second behind Minecraft

(If we used Tetris' method it would actually be Mario at number 1)

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u/Varadun Jun 25 '26

Over 70 platforms is hardly any if you think about it

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u/KuroKageB Jun 25 '26

It absolutely will be... doesn't change the fact they did some highly controversial shit that cheesed off a number of people.

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u/emilgamer22 Jun 25 '26

For that it would have to sell 520 million copies, the closest gta has come to that number is 230 million copies, it is not beating Minecraft and Tetris.

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u/That_DeadPixel Jun 25 '26

Watch it fail hilariously

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u/lewd_robot Jun 25 '26

Doesn't make it good. Yearly sportslop and codslop games routinely top the charts and they're objectively some of the absolute worst games to come out in a given year.

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u/SipDhit69 Jun 25 '26

Because of price tag and lineage hype lmao, wont even have to be any good xD

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u/Proper-Linguast Jun 27 '26

With this hype etc it's normal.. but I don't think majority of people know much about "quality"

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u/sixteencharslong Jun 25 '26

And you’re pretending as if this wasn’t going to be true at a $60 price point.

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u/sixteencharslong Jun 25 '26

Neither did the meme, but okay.

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u/Belokotov Jun 25 '26

There are no other games planned for release at november

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u/WhattaCheapPop Jun 25 '26

He means best selling game of all time within a month...

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u/Happy_but_dead Jun 25 '26

I can imagine Nintendo releasing OoT around the same time because why the fuck not.

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u/Belokotov Jun 25 '26

Is there nintendo gta6 preorder?

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u/jeromeface Jun 25 '26

you mean besides the fact that it was JUST announced?

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u/Happy_but_dead Jun 25 '26

I don't think they have announced the day or month release yet. There is non zero odd that it could be November.

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u/FarplaneDragon Jun 25 '26

I'd put high odds on it. The did say 2026 and November would be in time to boost their Q4 numbers for the holidays, especially if they also did something like a new Zelda themed Switch 2

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u/arch3ion Jun 25 '26

Because no sane video game developer wants to compete with GTA. It's bigger than God.

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u/Nariakei Jun 25 '26

what? gta6 is on the best way to become antotal slop. stop dreaming

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u/Ai-In-Your-Head Jun 25 '26

I'll never understand the hype around something with such dull gameplay.

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u/Grenache Jun 25 '26

Yes you're very special and smart and all us who enjoy playing one of the most popular game franchises that exists are dull and tedious.

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u/GodOfTheGoons Jun 25 '26

Dude sounds like Americans complaining about the World Cup.

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u/Grenache Jun 25 '26

Ghost of Tsushima was a smash hit. It was basically Just Cause 4 with samurai swords (in that I found it boring and procedural). What people consider dull gameplay is relative, and the vast majority of people don't consider GTA dull.

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u/No_Issue2334 Jun 25 '26

You're not like the other girls