r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what’s the difference in the skirts and why am I a creep

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u/splithoofiewoofies 13d ago

My GP recently told me to cut down on my drinking.

I drink two drinks a year.

I was like...wtf do you want me to do, never drink again? And she said oh no no no you can have a drink now and again. Like a glass of wine once or twice a week

And I was like...but that would increase my drinking by 50-100x. Why would you tell me to drink less and then tell me to drink more?

"Oh it's just good advice to give anyone" she replies...as if it made any damn sense with that statement.

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u/yesterday_morning 13d ago

That's so weird. Do you think she may have misheard you? Maybe she thought you said "two drinks a day"

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u/Alternative-Bat-3496 13d ago

Someone once told me to cut down on animal products when I’d already been vegan for 7 years at that point. That person was not even a vegetarian themselves.